Have An Anti-Valentine's Day
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Valentine's Day is a beautiful occasion to express your love and bask in the pink and red glow of romance...
WHAT! If you think that is the stupidest reason to celebrate a holiday then this Anti-Valentine's Day lens is for you.
See why sometimes "Love Stinks"!
Photo appears courtesy of Sister72 via Creative Commons.
WHAT! If you think that is the stupidest reason to celebrate a holiday then this Anti-Valentine's Day lens is for you.
See why sometimes "Love Stinks"!
Photo appears courtesy of Sister72 via Creative Commons.
The Anti-Valentine's Handbook
The Anti-Valentine's Handbook
What's this Anti-Valentine's Day thing all about?
For those of you who would rather eat dirt then Godiva, jump out of an airplane instead of dining in style or grow flowers rather then get them, you're in the right place and you're not alone. Couples and non-couples alike have decided to spend February 14th wearing black and having an Anti-Valentine's Day so come on and join the fun! The Top 10 Reasons To Hate Valentine's Day
- Valentine's day decorations have a bad habit of appearing the day after Christmas ruining that slow post-holiday let down.
- Over the years Cupid has been transformed from the beautiful Roman God of erotic love and sex to a big fat guy in a diaper with an arrow.
- Valentine's Day candy is everywhere and will tempt you to ruin your New Year's diet resolutions.
- People in love act like morons in public on Valentine's Day making you want to puke.
- An invitation to a Valentine's Day party always comes the day after you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
- Everything is Red, Pink and White including M & M's, TV commericials, print ads, decorations, clothes, pet food, etc.
- Valentine's Day is one day closer to Tax time!
- There are just some love songs that stink so bad you want to beat your head against a wall everytime you hear them.
- Flowers make you sneeze and wheeze!
- You don't need another reason to feel guilty for not sending a card.
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The Anti-Valentine's Day Anthem
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LeanneChesser Feb 19, 2012 @ 8:46 pm | delete
- Hahaha! This is funny :). I'm not anti-Valentine's Day but it sure isn't the greatest holiday for single people!
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christinsword
Jan 14, 2012 @ 9:27 pm | delete
- Valentines day could probably do without the commercialization. No need to make it anything other than a special day shared between lovers and loved ones.
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awelldressedbullet
Feb 14, 2011 @ 10:07 am | delete
- ~ Cupid Kisses and chuckles by a Squidoo Angel ~
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Jodi_k Feb 10, 2011 @ 4:24 pm | delete
- I saw someone on TV with a Valentine's wreath on her door. No. Seriously.
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hayleylou
Feb 2, 2011 @ 6:17 pm | delete
- Valentines day is definitely over-rated
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