Valentine's Day is a beautiful occasion to express your love and bask in the pink and red glow of romance...WHAT! If you think that is the stupidest reason to celebrate a holiday then this Anti-Valentine's Day lens is for you.
The Anti-Valentine's Handbook
The Anti-Valentine's Handbook
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What's this Anti-Valentine's Day thing all about?
For those of you who would rather eat dirt then Godiva, jump out of an airplane instead of dining in style or grow flowers rather then get them, you're in the right place and you're not alone. Couples and non-couples alike have decided to spend February 14th wearing black and having an Anti-Valentine's Day so come on and join the fun! The Top 10 Reasons To Hate Valentine's Day
- Valentine's day decorations have a bad habit of appearing the day after Christmas ruining that slow post-holiday let down.
- Over the years Cupid has been transformed from the beautiful Roman God of erotic love and sex to a big fat guy in a diaper with an arrow.
- Valentine's Day candy is everywhere and will tempt you to ruin your New Year's diet resolutions.
- People in love act like morons in public on Valentine's Day making you want to puke.
- An invitation to a Valentine's Day party always comes the day after you break up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
- Everything is Red, Pink and White including M & M's, TV commericials, print ads, decorations, clothes, pet food, etc.
- Valentine's Day is one day closer to Tax time!
- There are just some love songs that stink so bad you want to beat your head against a wall everytime you hear them.
- Flowers make you sneeze and wheeze!
- You don't need another reason to feel guilty for not sending a card.
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- Comfortdoc Comfortdoc Feb 3, 2009 @ 12:04 pm
- Angel Blessings for making an anti-Valentine's Day lens.
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- M_S_Beltran M_S_Beltran Jan 7, 2009 @ 9:46 am
- Nice job! I have lensrolled you to my anti-Vday lens. *****
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- GypsyPirate GypsyPirate Feb 10, 2008 @ 11:52 pm
- This is a perfect lens - great job. Thank you for being part of the Heartfelt Headquarters!
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- KimGiancaterino KimGiancaterino Jan 23, 2008 @ 12:09 pm
- Very clever and funny!
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- powercomm powercomm Jan 18, 2008 @ 6:33 pm
- great lense, for those spending the day alone, hope this link helps;
http://www.survivingvalentinesdayonyourown.com/
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