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Ever Found Yourself Plaqued by Zombies...Intent On Munching Your Brain??
Here's my 10 step guide to defeating the foul-smelling beasties once and for all!
It's Common Sense Really, But In The Heat Of The Moment You May Just Forget...
read this guide so that when they attack you will be ready for them!
MAKE SURE YOU READ IT CAREFULLY IT MIGHT JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE...STEP 1) Rip off one of its arms.
STEP 2) Taunt it with it (from a safe distance) until it stretches out its other arm to retreive its missing limb.
STEP 3) Beat the outstretched arm with the one your holding until it drops off.
STEP 4) Check over your shoulder for more zombies.
STEP 5) Coast clear? ... Choose a leg and beat at the kneecap until it snaps.
STEP 6) Start on other leg.
STEP 7) Once the zombie is on the ground laugh in its face for a while and tease it about what tasty brains you have...
When bored proceed to next step.
STEP 8) Jump up and down on its head whilst shouting "Die Fu*ker" until its rotton head explodes and brains ooze out.
STEP 9) Optional extra... Take a long knive and fillet it.
(N.B. Only proceed to STEP 9 - if you don't mind the smell of rotten intenstines.)
STEP 10) Pick up one of its arms, snap the hand off and pat yourself on the back with it.
The above guide was originally written for my Bebo Blog...Here's some of the comments it received.
Kevin O'Connell said... haha this has been well thought out!CI In Training Crook said... Couldn't stop laughin....Funny as hell....I do hope there is a zombie infestion in the near future
James said...lol do evrything cept 4 number 10
I hope you enjoyed my guide...If you have any comments you want to add...type them in the guest book below.
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Zombies are awesome as long as they don't eat my brains Posted July 05, 2008 |
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