Hilarious Quotes
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Hilarious Quotes and One Liners
Share them with others, make a statement, or gift them to a deserving person!
Some hilarious quotes and sayings have been designed onto T shirts and coffee mugs by me, they are exclusive, especially with my custom logo of authenticity.
When You're Up to Your Ears In $h*t, Keep Your Mouth Shut!
This Hilarious Quote is available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Hilarious Quotes Bumper Stickers
I drink This Coffee - So That You All May Live!
Take Your Ex Out Tonight, One Bullet Should Do It
I'm Only Speeding 'Cause I Really Have To Poop
My Other Ride Is A Piece Of $hit Too
Hilarious Political Bumper Stickers
Voice Your Opinion With Funny Hilarious Bumper Stickers
Bend Over, Here Comes The Change
You Keep Your Change, I'll Keep My God My Gun And My Freedom
Makeup does not cover up stupid or crazy
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask stupid questions
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
You'd be in great shape......if you ran as much as your mouth
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Oops, Wrong Finger - One Of My Favorite Quotes!
Tell me how I have upset you, because I want to know how to do it again
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Attitude - it IS As Bad As You Think
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Bull$h*t: the art of making an idiotic sound sensible
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
BullSh*t Button
Bullsh*t Button
Put this big red Bull$h*t button on your desk, ready for lying intruders. When you hear the offending conversations or statements, just reach for the button and press it to light it up! A perfect way to get your reaction and feelings known without saying a word.
Begin Each Day With A Hilarious Calendar
Hilarious Quotes and Sayings Wall Decals
Hilarious Kitchen Wall Decals
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Chocolate Hilarious Wall Decals
Chocolate Aromatherapy Wall Decals
I Cook With Wine Quote Wall Decals
Hilarious Bathroom Wall Decals
Hilarious Laundry Room Wall Decals
Enjoy A Hilarious Book
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Cake Wrecks Hilarious Mistakes
29 4.5* Stars
A Spotters Guide To Farts
3 4.5* Stars
Hilarious Quotes From Serious Men/Women
8 4.5* Stars
Hilarious Funny Edition Quotes
18 4.5* Stars
The Murderous Urges Of Ordinary Women
Hilarious Posters
Professionally Framed Funny Posters
Hilarious Text Message Musical Alerts For Your Phone
Assign various funny, humorous, rude, sarcastic, and hilarious text tone alerts to your friends! You'll know immediately who you've received a text from by the sound
Listen to Hilarious Jokes and Stories
Classic and New Comedy on Mp3 Insant Download
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Brian Regan Live
84 4* Stars
Alpocalypse by Weird Al Yankovic
33 4.5* Stars
Beyond The Pale by Jim Gaffigan
Things I Can't Say At Work Mousepad
Hilarious Quotes Mousepad
Hilarious Sarcastic Bumper Stickers Against Tailgating
Warning I Shot The Last Tailgater
I Brake Suddenly For Tailgaters
I'll Bet You A New Car That I Can Brake Faster Than You Can
If You Can Read This - Get Off My A$$
More Hilarious Quotes and Sayings on T Shirts
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I get high on PHP
6 sizes - 30 colors
i sure hope hell has wi fi
6 sizes - 30 colors
i have reviewed your situation, and find it totally f**cked
6 sizes - 30 colors
take a wok on the wild side
6 sizes - 30 colors
Worship Me And We'll Get Along Just Fine
6 sizes - 9 colors
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Hilarious Quotes & Sayings For Facebook
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A Few More Funny Hilarious Quotes and Sayings For Your Enjoyment....
You go girl...and don't come back
Being an a$$hole is part of my manly essence
I've given up the search for reality...now I'm just looking for a good fantasy
Brains aren't everything...in fact, in your case they're nothing
I could make a monkey out of you...but why should I take all the credit?
Oh, I didn't tell you? Then it must be none of your business
I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your a$$
I don't lie...even if I do sometimes withhold information
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you
People like you are the reason why people like me need medication
Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right...and the other is a husband
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs
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What you've seen on this page of my designs is just a very small sampling of the quotes on tshirts and coffee mugs that are available at MizSarcastic.com
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DIY Quotes and Sayings
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CreativeCreator
Mar 27, 2012 @ 4:52 pm | delete
- You have done a really good job of putting all this together.:) Too funny!:)
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mistyblue75605
Feb 27, 2012 @ 8:31 am | delete
- funny and cute! Thanks! :0)
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MaryStuart
Dec 1, 2011 @ 4:50 pm | delete
- You've got a nice collection! I especially like the "Uh Oh, You're Screwed" mouse pad. (I can really relate.)
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flowergardener
Dec 1, 2011 @ 5:44 pm | delete
- Thanks Mary! This page is going to have a major update very very soon....with Lots more hilarious quotes on tshirts, cups, calendars, in books, and wall decor! :)
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friendshipquotes
Sep 14, 2011 @ 2:49 am | delete
- Good lens and creative too..
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