I Love Bacon

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Happiness is a bowl of bacon.

Bacon: the candy of the future

Top 10 Bacon Quotes

from Homer Simpson

  1. "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
  2. "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."
  3. "When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
  4. "Is it Bacon Day?"
  5. "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."
  6. "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
  7. Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
    Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
    (Homer looks excited)
    Waitress: I was kidding.
    Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
    Waitress: No he doesn't!
  8. "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"
  9. "Mmm ... bacon"
  10. "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"

Fry Like Bacon

Who don't love bacon?!?
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Kummerspeck (Germany): "Grief bacon" - the weight that you gain by overeating when you%u2019re worried about something.

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