Happiness is a bowl of bacon.
Top 10 Bacon Quotes
from Homer Simpson
- "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!""
- "Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals."
- "When your in my house you shall do as I do and believe who i believe in. So Bart butter your bacon."
- "Is it Bacon Day?"
- "Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge."
- "Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak. And then my Bacon Balls. Then my Whatchamachicken. You monster!"
- Homer: I'll have the smiley face breakfast special. Uhh, but could you add a bacon nose? Plus bacon hair, bacon mustache, five o'clock shadow made of bacon bits and a bacon body.
Waitress: How about I just shove a pig down your throat?
(Homer looks excited)
Waitress: I was kidding.
Homer: Fine, but the bacon man lives in a bacon house!
Waitress: No he doesn't! - "[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I'm having that right now...[normal] Ooh, bacon!"
- "Mmm ... bacon"
- "Mmm ... unexplained bacon"
Kummerspeck (Germany): "Grief bacon" - the weight that you gain by overeating when you%u2019re worried about something.
Bacon is a Vegetable
dougrc wrote...
Why does just the thought of bacon make me salivate like Pavlov's dog????? Ooooh! Bacon....
CIA_Grad wrote...
If happy people are healthier and bacon makes me happy...doesn't that make bacon health food?
dogpants wrote...
They say bacon is the chocolate of meats. Does that mean chocolate is the bacon of candies? ...mmm, candied bacon...
bacon: the gateway meat
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