Jasper McVain

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Jasper McVain a forgotten rebel

Jasper McVain is an accomplished North American artist ,singer/song writer and indie producer with an enigmatic career that spans several decades. Not known for any significant commercial success in his native United States he was an important contributor to the nascent Canadian punk music scene of the late 1970's and influenced several artists who later found success in his native America. In Europe he is most respected for his work as a classical musician.Often compared in European as a "poor man's Chris Rhea" ,Chris Rhea has commented that he indeed is a Jasper McVain fan.

During the 1980's collaborated with the likes of Bob Bryden ,Art Bergmann before having success in music scores for several European indie films.Known as an artist's artist his underground releases of overwrought rock operas became highly collectible.His last American tour ended in Delaware summer of 1989

Jasper McVain productivity faded during the 1990's with his highest profile in years often erroneously linked to a studio contribution to the"Cooler Kids". He was also rumoured to have developed a close mentorship with the equally reclusive performer "Buckethead"and painter performer "Doc Hammer". Believed to be semi-retirement  he has had a minor resurgence  due to the "Venture Brothers" series which he has contributed a retro rock anthem "Revv me Up" and "Mitre Storm"

Jasper McVain fans are looking forward to the release of his most recent album whose working title is "TBMJ Preacher Preaches".

 

Revv Me Up by Jaspar McVain 

 

 

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Jasper McVain's Revv Me Up 

Lyrics

Jasper McVain's Revv Me Up

(Verse 1)
I've got a heart like a prune
I want to snake through your dune
You know the moment is mine (mine)
I'm gonna slaughter some time
I want to spit some exhaust
I want to break through some frost

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite

This ride is gonna be rough
This meat is gonna be tough
I've got a heart like a beet
I feel the gas in my feet
This naked preacher will play
He'll wrassle Satan today

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna go fly a kite

(Chorus)
This is the moment
The very instant
That we've all been waitin' for
No stupid gimmicks, or Halloween tricks

Let's get together and number our sores

A very pretty one
A very fancy one
That has my likeness thereon
Only drawn as if I were a drone

Let's get together and number our sores

(Verse 2)
This day I make my request
I put the sward to my chest
You see, it all comes down to this
"I'll knock you flat with a kiss"
I'm full of blood and pea-pods
I'm full of mud and corn-cobs

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna go fly a kite

This stunt is makin' it through
The game is nick-named P-U
I've got a heart like a welt
It's time to lift up my kilt
I'll rip the monkey to shreds
I'll make a shoe of his head

And when the moment is right, I'm gonna go fly a kite

(repeat Chorus)

(Chorus Break)
A quite disgusting one
A quite delightful one
With blood running splatters thereon
Only drawn like an explosion of scum

Let's get together and number our sores

A quite disgusting one
A quite delightful one
With a dead, headless monkey thereon
Like a airborne primate savior hanging ten

Let's get together and number our sores

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The Doc Hammer Hoax 

Longtime friend of Jasper , famed oil painter Doc Hammer is often credited with the Hoax that he is indeed Jasper Mcvain.

Started by a posting on Wiki sites that run on the "honour system" this rumour has since spread to several other sites.

Jasper has been quoted himself saying that its "like trying to take urine out of a pool".

Jasper and Doc Hammer have recently performed at several separate New York gigs claiming to be the other.Only adding to further confusion.

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Summer of 1988 

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James stage name "Stroke Rockwell" is credited with having a short lived feud the summer of 1988 with Jasper McVain during the setup for the famed promotion 1989 tour.

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