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Still missing you, California Blue...

Comfortably numb.

Rock n'roll music, beautiful women, fast cars and atomic bomb lover, bad-ass movie fan, graphic designer, former alcoholic, aspiring guitarist & scriptwriter.

Let's see what can I do for you...

Need a group logo and ain't that handy yet with the Photoshop? Well hell, no problems. Check out my already developed logos, and if you like what you see, don't hesitate to contact me, and we'll work something out for you. And I ain't gonn' charge you nothing for that, promise.

 

Only... at the GRINDHOUSE!

 

I think I can god-damn guarantee that.

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Attention!

If you have recently experienced the so-called web page hijacking, i.e. you clicked on a spam lens and you were "kindly" taken to a porn site, you basically need two things right now for this crap never to repeat again:

First, the Mozilla Firefox web browser (though I'm pretty sure you're using it already),

and most importantly, the ingenious NoScript add-on for Firefox. This little tool will save you a LOT of headaches these days, when the internet is getting spammed the heck out of it. Is easy to use, and it works like a charm.
So that's it - download it, install it, have fun.

JC

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Anyway, the Photoshop CS3 is one of my most used programs, and all the artwork you see on my lenses was done using it. And it wasn't that hard, as it may sometimes seem. I remember the day when I first laid my hands on the Photoshop - as you can probably imagine, I didn't know where to start, what to do do or anything. I can tell you that there were many programs like that I encountered, and many times I just gave up on them because they looked so menacingly massive and hard to understand. Well, not with the Photoshop.

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Death Proof | Planet Terror

Grindhouse. It was amazing, it was brilliant, it was awesome, it kicked ass, it was an EXPERIENCE, it was SO F-CKING GOOD that if I had to die today, I would die happy. F-ck what I accomplished or I did not accomplish, I saw this movie, and I... OK, I'm crying right here, so you'll have to come back later. Thank you.

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"Aaron's talent for dialogue is complemented spectacularly by R.M. 's vivid pencil work"
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Silver Bullet Comics

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