Johnny_Christ

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Still missing you, California Blue...

Comfortably numb.

Rock n'roll music, beautiful women, fast cars and atomic bomb lover, bad-ass movie fan, graphic designer, former alcoholic, aspiring guitarist & scriptwriter.

Let's see what can I do for you...

Need a group logo and ain't that handy yet with the Photoshop? Well hell, no problems. Check out my already developed logos, and if you like what you see, don't hesitate to contact me, and we'll work something out for you. And I ain't gonn' charge you nothing for that, promise.

 

Only... at the GRINDHOUSE!

 

I think I can god-damn guarantee that.

Fight Club 

Attention! 

If you have recently experienced the so-called web page hijacking, i.e. you clicked on a spam lens and you were "kindly" taken to a porn site, you basically need two things right now for this crap never to repeat again:

First, the Mozilla Firefox web browser (though I'm pretty sure you're using it already),

and most importantly, the ingenious NoScript add-on for Firefox. This little tool will save you a LOT of headaches these days, when the internet is getting spammed the heck out of it. Is easy to use, and it works like a charm.
So that's it - download it, install it, have fun.

JC

Willy DeVille: It's So Easy 

BO Death Proof: Willy DeVille - It's So Easy

BO Death Proof: Willy DeVille - It's So Easy

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Rose McGowan: You Belong To Me 

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Rose McGowan: Useless Talent #32 

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Planet Terror Soundtrack 

Buy it now!




Here it is! The soundtrack for one of THE BEST movies I've seen in my whole life. The Planet Terror OST CD contains 22 awesome songs, the majority of them being explosive instrumental tracks, and there is also a super sexy cover of Dylan's "You Belong To Me" by Rose McGowan aka Cherry Darling (she's HOT. HOT HOT HOT!). A must-own for every Grindhouse fan!

BUY IT NOW!

Aviator sunglasses - the coolest shades ever 

You think you're cool enough to sport these?


If God had to choose what shades to wear, he'd pick the AVIATORS


Rayban Rayban Aviator Sunglasses RB3025



Select YOUR model & buy them right now!



Aviator sunglasses burst onto the military scene in the 1930's as way to protect the eyes of pilots from the sun. Classic aviators have a dark metal frame with reflective lenses, but modern versions offer square lenses, funky colors, and a wide range of sizes. Aviator sunglasses have been worn by all types of people - from NASA astronauts to police officers, movie stars to cool cats. But don't be mistaken, aviator shades ain't just for anyone, you gotta have style, and you gotta have cool, before you can earn the right to own the coolest thing ever. And don't fall for lame rip-offs by gucci, hootchie or whatever, 'cause Ray Ban's classic look and mirrored lenses are the fu-king deal.

Grindhouse 

Ray Ban Sunglasses From "Death Proof" 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses RB4071 Frame:Black-White Lens:Grey Fade


Buy Ray Ban Death Proof Sunglasses!

Feelin' a bit like goin' after beautiful girls? Hell, today's your lucky day, 'cause what we've got here, is a pair of killer Ray Ban shades straight from "Death Proof". If you think you're as tough as Stuntman Mike, well, give 'em a try.

Grindhouse. PLANET TERROR! 

Only... at THE GRINDHOUSE! 

Grind House Trailer

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Important! 

The logos displayed right here are resized to 511px X 211px to nicely fit in the modules, while their original size is 728px X 300px.

01 Logo 



My take on the "Get ratings, give ratings" group.

Do you like it? 

Yessir!

5 points

Nah, son, you gotta work harder next time.

0 points

02 Logo 



The logo for "Weird, Odd, Strange and Exceptional".

Do you like it? 

Uh-huh!

1 point

Nuh-uh, no way.

0 points

03 Logo 



One for the Lord.

How is it? 

Bless you!

3 points

Damn you!

0 points

04 Logo 



Most Lenses Group Logo

You you feel about it? 

Nice, damnit!

4 points

It sucks! I'm tellin' Agent Smith!

0 points

05 Logo 



The logo for my new music group. You can also see this in motion.

How is it? 

Whoa... Niiiice!

1 point

Nononono! Get it outta mah face!

0 points

06 Logo 



A logo for yet another group of mine

Whadayathink? 

Cool

0 points

I feel sick!

0 points

07 Logo 



Can't stop me! XD

Now how 'bout it? 

It's Good.

2 points

It's Bad, and it's Ugly.

0 points

08 Logo 



Where's your limit, Chris? God-DAMN!

...And? 

No.

0 points

Atomic bomb + Taxi Driver + Mullholland Drive = You ROCK.

0 points

09 Logo 



Oh my sexy surfer girl...

So? 

Whooooo-baby!

1 point

Well how 'bout -5 points, huh, Chrisy?

0 points

10 Logo 



Inspired by the soundtrack of Planet Terror

'Sit cool? 

Funk-ey right here, playa!

1 point

F*cked up!

0 points

11 Logo 



Election 2008 time! My take on this whole fuss. Started off as a logo for one of the lensmasters, but I ended up doin' a quick satire.
Click the image for full view.

The Ratings 

Right on, Chris! Right on...

1 point

Politics is NOT a joke. THIS is.

0 points

12 Logo 



Finally goin' Web 2.0

What's your take on this? 

Web 2.0? No. NO!

1 point

Nice, very nice.

0 points

OMD: Pandora's Box 

Pandora's box - OMD

OMD's videoclip for their song "Pandora's box", featuring Louise Brooks in silent movie classic Pandora's box

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Adobe Photoshop CS3 

Photoshop Extended CS3 Windows


Ideal for film, video, and multimedia professionals and graphic and web designers using 3D and motion, as well as professionals in engineering and science, Adobe® Photoshop® CS3 Extended software delivers everything in Photoshop CS3 and more. Render and incorporate 3D images into your 2D composites. Stop time with easy editing of motion graphics on video layers. And probe your images with measurement, analysis, and visualization tools.

SPECIAL OFFER!

BUY ADOBE PHOTOSHOP CS3 EXTENDED NOW

and save $663.58!



Well what can I say - steep price, vast capabilities. If you're serious about doing some graphic design work yourself, go CS3 Extended. Prior to the CS3 I had the CS2, and the new version is MUCH more stable and it works faster (on the same PC!) than CS2. Adobe, I commend you.

Anyway, the Photoshop CS3 is one of my most used programs, and all the artwork you see on my lenses was done using it. And it wasn't that hard, as it may sometimes seem. I remember the day when I first laid my hands on the Photoshop - as you can probably imagine, I didn't know where to start, what to do do or anything. I can tell you that there were many programs like that I encountered, and many times I just gave up on them because they looked so menacingly massive and hard to understand. Well, not with the Photoshop.

My experience with Photoshop has been a pretty short one, when you think how many hours, days, and years professional designers have spent at it, but I can definitely say that no matter how long or short, I enjoyed (and still do) every moment I'm at the Photoshop, creating stuff I never thought I could do.

Adobe Photoshop CS3 Extended. The way to go.

Adobe Software 

If you're interested in further information about the Adobe product family, namely the Adobe Photoshop CS3, you might want to check out this lens:

Only at the Grindhouse! 

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Death Proof | Planet Terror 

Grindhouse. It was amazing, it was brilliant, it was awesome, it kicked ass, it was an EXPERIENCE, it was SO F-CKING GOOD that if I had to die today, I would die happy. F-ck what I accomplished or I did not accomplish, I saw this movie, and I... OK, I'm crying right here, so you'll have to come back later. Thank you.

Obama Girl 

Crush On Obama

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And I got... 

...a crush on Obama Girl. Damn! How hot can she get? =D

Springsteen 2008 

Duck & Cover 

Duck and Cover

Duck and Cover

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When you see the flash... 

...it's already too late!

DMZ 

Who says comic books are for kids? Brian Wood's DMZ is an ongoing series about United States in the near future, and lemme tell you, the storyline is so realistic, that it's friggin' scary! If you're concerned about the direction our country's going, check this out - you might be surprised. Oh, and did I say that the artwork is pure art?

What the critics are saying:

"The gritty comic book DMZ lies somewhere between a post-apocalyptic nightmare and a bizarre tribute to Gotham tenacity... With a stark visual style that matches its narrative punch, this grim graphic novel from writer Brian Wood and artist Riccardo Burchielli measures up to any summer blockbuster"
TIME OUT NEW YORK

"DMZ is incredible. It is addictive and brutal, and a perfect antidote to the flag-waving Fox News broadcasts of the War on Terror. Wood and Burchielli have created something special, something that gets beyond the body counts and the headlines of setbacks and failures"
CHICAGO SUN-TIMES

"There is no shortage of urban war zones on the planet today. On the news, we see plenty of far away cities with bombed-out buildings and debris-covered cities. But what if these cities weren't so far away? What if one of them was Manhattan? These are the questions asked and answered by DMZ"
NEWARK STAR LEDGER

DMZ
created by Wood/Burchielli




DMZ : On The Ground 

Scalped 

I first came across Scalped, the ongoing series about organized crime in gritty and dangerous Native American reservation, in the #14 issue of DMZ, where a free preview of it was featured, and I was immediately hooked. With its take-no-prisoners and fast-paced style storyline, dead-on dialogues and artwork so fu-king beautiful it makes you realize a comic book artist path is the path, Scalped is bound to take you for a wild ride you'll never forget.

"Aaron's talent for dialogue is complemented spectacularly by R.M. 's vivid pencil work"
Playboy Magazine

"Overwhelming is the right word to use for this book. It's a must buy"
Silver Bullet Comics

"This intense thriller tosses us onto a gritty 'rez,' and promises to be one of the hottest series of '07"
The Contra Costa Times

Scalped. Created by Jason Aaron and R.M. Guéra.
Get a free taste of Scalped HERE



Scalped: Indian Country 

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