Ken the Moose Wilkinson
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Ken the Moose Wilkinson
I am making this page about the living legend, Ken "The Moose" Wilkinson because he is a beautiful and really great person. He is his own person and he doesn't care what people think or say about him. In fact, he will be the first person to step up to the plate and tell naysayers off. He is a unique individual that has had a wealth of life experiences from war battles in Eastern Siberia to making a modest living as a geoducker fisherman off the shores of Yukon. He has definitely had his 15 minutes of fame as well, having toured with the Guns and Roses and Motley Crue in the 80s and is masterful at the keyboard and bass guitars. He has also been on and off dating Heather Locklear for years.
My Superhero is...
This was borrowed from his webpage:
?Sup turds? My name is Ken the Moose Wilkinson, bro. I was born and raised in Canada's super tough Yukon Territory, but have traveled extensively due to my career? I am a geoducker. If you don't know what that is, then I will tell you.
Basically, as a top Geoducker, I take Mother Nature on by the balls, man. I hold my breath and dive to the bottom of the ocean floor and pick the ?ducks off of rocks? All while dodging hammerhead sharks and Russian submarines. By doing this, I make up to Canadian $5000.00 a day, dude. I also make up to $2 million every 2.5 if I don't file taxes. This is also known as ?Geoduck Poaching.?
I was actually featured on G4TV's December 5, 2007 episode of X Play's Video Viewer Mail. I'm sure their ratings went through the roof? At least with the babe demographic? Not since they had Mario Lopez or John Stamos on there have they probably seen ratings like this. Either way, I'm sure they're in a conference room right now trying to figure out how to raise Canadian $273 million so I can be a host two days a week or something. They can fill the rest of the time slots with ?best of? footage of me being mega.
Don't worry foxy internet babes? I'll download some pictures of me onto the internet pretty soon of me with my shirt off and stuff.
I've nailed more chicks than a rooster in a hammer throwing contest, man? Eat yer heart out Stamos.
I don't like turds, man. Never have, never will.
?Sup turds? My name is Ken the Moose Wilkinson, bro. I was born and raised in Canada's super tough Yukon Territory, but have traveled extensively due to my career? I am a geoducker. If you don't know what that is, then I will tell you.
Basically, as a top Geoducker, I take Mother Nature on by the balls, man. I hold my breath and dive to the bottom of the ocean floor and pick the ?ducks off of rocks? All while dodging hammerhead sharks and Russian submarines. By doing this, I make up to Canadian $5000.00 a day, dude. I also make up to $2 million every 2.5 if I don't file taxes. This is also known as ?Geoduck Poaching.?
I was actually featured on G4TV's December 5, 2007 episode of X Play's Video Viewer Mail. I'm sure their ratings went through the roof? At least with the babe demographic? Not since they had Mario Lopez or John Stamos on there have they probably seen ratings like this. Either way, I'm sure they're in a conference room right now trying to figure out how to raise Canadian $273 million so I can be a host two days a week or something. They can fill the rest of the time slots with ?best of? footage of me being mega.
Don't worry foxy internet babes? I'll download some pictures of me onto the internet pretty soon of me with my shirt off and stuff.
I've nailed more chicks than a rooster in a hammer throwing contest, man? Eat yer heart out Stamos.
I don't like turds, man. Never have, never will.
What I've learned from this person
hunting, fishing, bigfoot tales, survival skills, how to pick up chicks, how to fix an el camino, how to unlock an el camino in mario kart wii, how to hack the iphone, how to survive a Yukon winter, how to dodge Russian submarines, how to geoduck.
My favorite quote or saying from this person...
"I'm actually the mayor too. No I'm not. I just said that to throw you off turd."
"sup turds"
"sup nerd turds"
"I drink beer ev-er-y day dude. I'm allowed. I'm way over 21 man."
"sup turds"
"sup nerd turds"
"I drink beer ev-er-y day dude. I'm allowed. I'm way over 21 man."
Books my Superhero likes (or wrote, or should read)
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