The Kingdom of Loathing

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Hey guys, if you're ever sick of conventional RPG gaming, here's a fun site for you to check out. It's called the Kingdom of Loathing. Originally founded by Jick, he didn't quite expect it to be a major hit with hundreds of thousands of players.

KOL has made news on Gamespot News and News.com, as it's a refreshing change to conventional RPGs. It's essentially a parody, and the game pokes fun at and references other games. You can see it in characters and items within the game, such as the Protagonist (Cloud) and his Ridiculously Large Sword, the Burly Sidekick (Barret).

The graphics are hardly that -- they are hand-drawn and simple, but yet reflect deeper insights. To quote from one of the randomly random battles in the Kingdom: "This is a white chocolate golem. Chocolate is neither white nor chocolate. Discuss" What other site would have you you ponder the great mysteries of chocolate golems?

New players can select from seveal hilarious classes, such as the Disco Bandit, the Pastamancer and the Sauceror, each with their own unique stats. The players are also very friendly in the chat, and a newbie should receive plently of help if he doesn't go against the rules and beg. So come and join the community now! You know you want to.

An Adventurer is You!

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campsite by ford

right before ascension in kingdomofloathing.com

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Why Should I Join a Clan? 

That's a good questions. Because you want to waste a bunch of meat on useless things, and watch it all wash away when some renobs in an uber-powerful clan catch you sniffing around their treasure and beat the living snot out of you. Of course, the one benefit is sharing goodies with others in your clan. A great way to get a jump on things. Just watch your back....

My Other Car is Made of Meat 

Important Links 

Kingdom of Loathing - the game
The low-tech game of the moment, its ridiculously lame graphics and hilarious text-based adventures are addictive.
The KOL Coldfront
The official Fansite for Kingdom of Loathing
KOL User Manual
A user's guide to getting started in the Kingdon of Loathing.
KOL Spoilers
A collection of links, hints and tips for expediting your ascension process.
Purple and Grey
Help, hints, spoilers, and invaluable recipes
The Geek Forums
A forum for all things KOL

Online Articles About KOL 

ESCmag review
game review by Andy Grieser
Planet Geek! interview
interview with KOL creator Jick by Dave Belfer-Shevett
Gizmodo review
review by Matt Gallant

Ascension Rocks!!! 

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Meat Swords Unite! 

KOL Blog 

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