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Knock Knock Jokes | Funniest Knock Knock Jokes

The more you hear these dumb jokes the funnier you will find them. Read this lens for best clean Knock-Knock jokes, learn a few tips on how to remember jokes and how to deliver them!

Remember kids love to groan at Knock Knock jokes

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Read below to discover which extremely famous person invented Knock-Knock Jokes!

The Perfect Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock
Who's there
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In

Find out why below!

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Knock-Knock Jokes

  • 1Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Adolf!
    Adolf who?
    Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
  • 2Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Albert!
    Albert who!
    Albert you don't know who this is!
  • 3Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Ice cream !
    Ice cream who ?
    Ice cream if you don't let me in !
  • 4Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Figs !
    Figs who ?
    Figs the doorbell, it's broken
  • 5Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don't cry. It's only a joke.
  • 6Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Leaf !
    Leaf who ?
    Leaf me alone !
  • 7Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes the FBI let us in !
  • 8Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Donut !
    Donut who ?
    Donut ask me any silly questions !
  • 9Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
  • 10Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Amos.
    Amos who?
    A mosquito
  • 11Knock Knock
    Knock Knock
    Knock Knock
    Knock Knock
    Drat no-one there!
  • 12Knock Knock!
    Who's there?
    Sasha.
    Sasha who?
    Sasha lot of questions!

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Why You Can't Remember Jokes

Whenever it was my turn to tell a joke I simply couldn't remember even one of the hundreds I'd heard. When I started to turn my life around and found I could be good at anything I focused on, I found that I could remember jokes. The more I exercised my joke muscles the easier it got.

You can't remember jokes because you've attached no importance to it, yet knowing a few (safe) jokes can help break the ice in a social or business situation. It's also because you were never taught jokes at school or punished for not doing your joke homework.

It's just an example of how you are not doing something because you weren't programmed to do it. You need to break out of the mold.

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How to Remember Jokes

  • Remember and practice one joke; make sure you cannot forget this one

  • You will find that once you've told the first joke, the others will spring to mind

  • Remembering similar jokes will be easier anyway

  • The timing will come with practice

  • Carry a short list of jokes in your wallet/purse

    • More Knock Knock Jokes

    • Knock, Knock.
      Who's there?
      Nobel.
      Nobel who?
      No bell, that's why I knocked!
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Will
      Will who?
      Will you open the door
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Doris
      Doris who?
      Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window!
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Mary
      Mary who?
      Mary me and I'll love you forever!
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Oscar
      Oscar who?
      Oscar a stupid question, you get a stupid answer
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      H
      "aitch" who?
      Bless You!
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Abyssinia
      Abyssinia who?
      Abyssinia if you don't let me in
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Squid
      Squid who?
      ....
    • Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Shirley.
      Shirley who?
      Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?
    • Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Francis.
      Francis who?
      France is next to Germany!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Pencil.
      Pencil who?
      Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.

    Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes

    Why are there no aspirin in the jungle, because the Parrot's eat 'em all

    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Dozen !
      Dozen who ?
      Dozen anyone ever answer the door !
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Armageddon !
      Armageddon who ?
      Armageddon getting out of here !
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Old Lady
      Old lady who?
      I didn't know you could yodel!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Ivana
      Ivana who?
      Ivana come in!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Olive
      Olive who?
      Olive you!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Shirley
      Shirley who?
      Surely you can open the door!
    • Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Luke.
      Luke who?
      Luke through the keyhole and you'll see.
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      David !
      David who ?
      Dav 'id the doorbell, so I had to knock !
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      A Door !
      A Door who ?
      A-Dore-Able Me!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Ewan !
      Ewan who ?
      Ewan Me are going out tonight!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Teresa
      Teresa who?
      Trees are green!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Isabelle.
      Isabelle who?
      Isabelle necessary on the door?
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Irish stew
      Irish stew Who?
      Irish stew in the name of the law
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Keith
      Keith Who
      Keith me Queeck!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there
      Bella
      Bella Who?
      Bella no Ringa, So I a Knocka
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Olive.
      Olive who?
      Oi-live here, now let me in!
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Egbert.
      Egbert who?
      Egbert no bacon please
      (Egg-but no bacon please)
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Colin
      Colin Who?
      Calling all Cars

    Definition and Structure of a Knock Knock Joke

    The beginning is always the same
    Joketeller: Starts with : Knock Knock
    Listener must respond: Who's There (may need prompting)

    Joke Teller Then says a Name eg NAME
    Listener must respond: NAME Who

    Then come the punchline / play on words / pun

    A perfect Knock Knock Joke should incorporate the WHO into the NAME

    eg
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who? (Boo-Hoo)
    Don't cry. It's only a joke.

    Knock Knock Jokes for Poddys

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Who Dat
    Who Dat Who Say Who Dat?
    • Poddys is the organizer of the Laugh Away lens group and has kindly included this Knock-Knock Lens

      Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Caesar.
      Caesar who?
      Caesar jolly good fellow.
    • Knock, knock.
      Knock, KNOCK.
      KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
      Who's there?
      Howard.
      Howard who?
      How 'ard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Little old lady
      Little old lady who?
      Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel.
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Tish
      Tish who?
      Bless you
    • Knock knock
      Who's there?
      Scott
      Scott who?
      Scott nothing to do with you.
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Snow
      Snow who?
      Snow good asking me.
    • Knock, knock
      Who's there?
      Mary lee
      Mary lee who?
      Mary lee we roll along
    • Knock, knock
      Who's there?
      Aardvark
      Aardvark who?
      Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles
    • Knock, knock
      Who's There?
      Cow-go
      Cow-go Who?
      No, Cow go MOO!!!
    • Knock, knock.
      Who's there?
      Ammonia
      Ammonia who?
      Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell.
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Cash !
      Cash who ?
      I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut !
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Orange !
      Orange who ?
      Orange you even going to open the door !
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there!
      Abbey !
      Abbey who ?
      Abbey stung me on the nose !
    • KNOCK KNOCK
      Who's There?
      Howard
      Howard who?
      Howard I know?
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there?
      Alaska
      Alaska who?
      Alaska one more time, but then I'm done.
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Water
      Water who?
      Water you answering the door for?
    • Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Hawaii.
      Hawaii who?
      I'm fine, Hawaii you? (This one is a tongue-twister)
    • Knock knock.
      Who's there?
      Abby
      Abby Who
      Abby Birthday to You!
    • Knock Knock
      Who's there !
      Simon !
      Simon who ?
      Simon the dotted line !
    • Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Rhino!
      Rhino Who?
      Rhino every knock-knock joke there is
    • Knock! Knock!
      Who's there?
      Justin.
      Justin who?
      Just in case you forgot who I was!
    • Knock! Knock!
      Who's there?
      Sherwood
      Sherwood who?
      Sherwood like to meet you!
    • Knock, knock!
      Who's there?
      Tex.
      Tex who?
      Tex you ages to open the door
    • Knock-knock.
      Knock-knock.
      Knock-knock.
      Drat, I guess he's not home. I'll try again later.
    • Knock-knock.
      Who's there?
      Doorbell repairman.

    French Knock Knock Jokes

    I'd like to get as many Foreign Languages as possible

    French Knock Knock jokes are called Toc-Toc Blagues
    • Jean-Luc:
      "Frappe frappe!
      Armand: Qui est là?
      Jean-Luc: Loste.
      Armand:"Loste qui?
      Jean-Luc: Oui, malhereusement.

      (Hint this is is a Franglais joke)
    • Toc-toc!
      Qui est là?
      "S"
      "S" qui?
      "S"cargot!
    • TOC TOC !
      - Qui est là ?
      - C'est Jésus !!!
      - Jésus qui ?
      - Jésus venu te dire que je m'en vais

    Italian Knock Knock Joke

    Chico Marx Brother accent required

    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Italian
    Italian who?
    Italian you for the last time, open up!
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    History of Knock-Knock Jokes

    They probably originate from William Shakespeare's Macbeth

    Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell Gate,
    he should have old turning the key. [Knock] Knock, knock,
    knock! Who's there    , i' th' name of Belzebub? . . . [Knock] Knock,
    knock! Who's there, in th' other devil's name?

    In 1936 Variety Magazine reported that a "Knock-Knock Joke Craze" was sweeping the USA. Later that year in England Wee Georgie Wood a radio comedian set that country laughing.

    German Knock Knock Jokes

    I don't have any so far

    Computer Program Knock-Knock Jokes

    You must have qualified as a nerd to understand this one!
    1. Knock, knock
      Who's there?

      very long pause.....

      Java.

    How to Stop People Telling Knock-Knock Jokes

    The Reverse Knock-Knock Joke

    As a person to say "Knock-Knock"
    You Reply "Who's There"

    ...
    Silence because they haven't prepared a Knock Knock joke

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