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Your Best/Worst Knock Knock Joke
From the lens Knock Knock Who's There?.
When did telling a joke break the ice for you?
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TeagueChubak
Jan 23, 2012 @ 1:08 am | delete
- Knock knock jokes are so fun.
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kab
Nov 8, 2011 @ 8:12 pm | delete
- (from The Office)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB w....
I vill ask ze qvestions!
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TeagueChubak
Jan 23, 2012 @ 1:08 am | delete
- Greatest show ever!
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LaraineRose
Aug 28, 2011 @ 2:36 am | delete
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you would let me in.
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alec
Aug 14, 2011 @ 6:26 am | delete
- knock knock
whos there?
anoying pirate
anoying pir...
ARGHHHH
XD
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scarlettohairy Jul 6, 2011 @ 6:01 pm | delete
- Knock knock.
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock knock.
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock knock.
Who's There?
Banana
Banana Who?
Knock knock.
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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Harshitha
Jul 5, 2011 @ 2:40 pm | delete
- Loved your lens and enjoyed it thoroughly. Now it is my turn to knock.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Gladys!
Gladys who!
Gladys my last joke!
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SukoMiabals
May 10, 2011 @ 3:54 pm | delete
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tank
Tank who?
Thank You Too for the great lens!
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KimGiancaterino Feb 20, 2011 @ 10:03 pm | delete
- Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Blessing.
Blessing who?
Squid Angel Blessing!
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yourgoldenfuture
Jan 21, 2011 @ 1:08 pm | delete
- have to think about a German one for you...
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tssfacts
Jan 19, 2011 @ 12:50 pm | delete
- Thanks for the laughter I really need it today.
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PaulOnBooks
Jan 4, 2011 @ 3:11 pm | delete
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon, Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon, Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lemon, Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say lemon again.
Slays the nine year olds.
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ChrisDay
Jan 1, 2011 @ 12:56 am | delete
- Masterpiece
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Serenia
Dec 31, 2010 @ 8:27 am | delete
- This is one my 8 year old son made up
Knock Knock
Who's there
Crow
Crow who?
Let's play Cro-Quet.
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JonHunt
Dec 9, 2010 @ 4:21 am | delete
- Oh dear, almost all of these are VERY cringe-worthy, but in the best possible way!
Have 'entertained'/annoyed with some of these already ;)
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JaguarJulie Dec 7, 2010 @ 3:42 pm | delete
- Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
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Margo_Arrowsmith
Dec 1, 2010 @ 4:50 pm | delete
- The grandfather of jokes, I am betting
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GrowWear
Dec 1, 2010 @ 3:56 pm | delete
- "Abyssinia if you don't let me in." LOL
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome.
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jgelien Nov 10, 2010 @ 12:26 am | delete
- Memories of childhood and driving my mom nuts with knock-knocks. Fun lens.
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Tipi
Nov 8, 2010 @ 9:28 pm | delete
- They do go on and on and once you start it seems there is no end.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott to ge going now!
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Susan52
Oct 15, 2010 @ 6:45 pm | delete
- Loved the laughs! Wow, I think you really do know all the knock knock jokes. I thoroughly enjoyed every one. Thanks for making me laugh, and thanks for the joke-remembering lesson! Blessed!
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puzzlemaker
Oct 13, 2010 @ 9:42 pm | delete
- I love Knock Knock jokes. I have a few I tell over and over - my daughter knows them all and I hear, "ohhhh mom." She loves them too though.
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Squidster
Oct 13, 2010 @ 2:00 pm | delete
- I have to send my kids over; they LOVE knock-knock jokes but still need some help in the punch-line department, he he...
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JoyfulPamela
Oct 13, 2010 @ 1:41 pm | delete
- I love things that are plays and puns with words, so knock knock strike my funny bone! :) Thanks for sharing some good ones.
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poutine
Oct 13, 2010 @ 10:30 am | delete
- Just lensrolled to:
http://www.squidoo.com/notsoseriousquotes
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poutine
Oct 13, 2010 @ 10:29 am | delete
- Good ones.
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pmolinero
Oct 13, 2010 @ 7:12 am | delete
- It looks like you can't escape them... Even my 4 years old one came home from kindergarden recently, starting: Knock knock...
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thesuccess
Oct 13, 2010 @ 1:48 pm | delete
- I hope you had a few to knock-knock back with!
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howdoyouspellstupid
Oct 12, 2010 @ 6:55 pm | delete
- These are amazing! I love them. Thanks for making me laugh.
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- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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hlkljgk May 21, 2010 @ 1:08 pm | delete
- a recent blog post of mine: http://heatherkatsoulis.com/knock-knock - my 4yo dd is so into knock knock jokes right now; hers don't make much sense, but she cracks herself up. :D
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Halbert L
Apr 14, 2010 @ 4:45 pm | delete
- I made up one in Italian:
Toc-toc.
Chi e'?
Fatima.
Fatima chi?
Fa t' ma entra' che devo andare al bagno.
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A Very Punny Person
Jan 31, 2010 @ 2:00 am | delete
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Who d'think you are, Napoleon?
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stacy_mcdaniel
Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:58 pm | delete
- Funny Lens! There is alot of jokes I have never heard of before. Just wanted to say thanks for the advice on one of my lenses the other day. It took me a little bit to figure out how to work the link list module, but I finally did. Now It looks alot better. Thank You.
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SoonerBornBoys
Oct 15, 2009 @ 12:27 am | delete
- Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Duane.
Duane Who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!
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dadaas
Jul 9, 2009 @ 4:54 pm | delete
- I know one knock knoc joke on my language it goes like hits:
kuc kuc
Tko je?
jebo jebic
sto si reko
pero peric
sto ti radi tata
radi brata
sto si reko
farba vrata
sto ti je majka
jebacica
sto si reko
pjevacica
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(this is croatian language)
:)))
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thesuccess
Mar 18, 2009 @ 2:47 pm | in reply to poddys | delete
- I have avoided some that start with an improbable forename ie one invented for the Knock Knock Joke
Poddys please give me your best KK Joke
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poddys
Mar 18, 2009 @ 2:06 pm | delete
- I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. 5*****, Favorited, and Lensrolled to my Humor lenses. You missed most of the Knock Knock jokes I know - so far... Plenty more opportunities to add lots more... The list is probably endless.
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thesuccess
Mar 4, 2009 @ 8:48 am | in reply to Jac-a-lac | delete
- didn't know that one! Are we still getting married though :) ?
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Mar 4, 2009 @ 7:29 am | delete
- Knock knock
Who's there?
Cantelope.
Cantelope who?
Cantelope tonight, wedding chapel's closed.
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slfocus
Jan 21, 2009 @ 5:42 pm | delete
- Enjoyed it very much. Thanks a lot!
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Gordon_Hamilton Jan 21, 2009 @ 11:48 am | delete
- Brightened up a long hard day. Thanks.
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thesuccess
Jan 19, 2009 @ 1:15 pm | delete
- thanks for your rating luvmyludwig (beethoven)
Some one knocking on Ludwig von Beethoven's door
Knock knock
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KNOCK KNOCK
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BFuniv.com
Jan 19, 2009 @ 10:00 am | delete
- Your advice on remembering jokes would have come in handy before I came to this lens. I have enjoyed it though.
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luvmyludwig
Jan 19, 2009 @ 9:10 am | delete
- Nice lens!!! My here's one
knock knock
who's there?
orange
orange who?
orange you glad I stopped by to read and rate your lens
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