Don't Knock , Knock - Knock Jokes
The more you hear these dumb jokes the funnier you will find them. Read this lens for best clean Knock-Knock jokes, learn a few tips on how to remember jokes and how to deliver them!
Remember kids love to groan at Knock Knock jokes
Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
The Perfect Knock Knock Joke
Knock KnockWho's there
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In
Other things in life that make me laugh
Irony, Naked Gun, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Pink Panther Series, Friends playing tricks on each other, Self Deprecation , Carry On Films, First Police Academy Films
Knock-Knock Jokes
- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Albert!
Albert who!
Albert you don't know who this is! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream if you don't let me in ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Figs !
Figs who ?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry. It's only a joke. - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Leaf !
Leaf who ?
Leaf me alone ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dishes !
Dishes who ?
Dishes the FBI let us in ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Doughnut !
Doughnut who ?
Doughnut ask me any silly questions !
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Why You Can't Remember Jokes
Whenever it was my turn to tell a joke I simply couldn't remember even one of the hundreds I'd heard. When I started to turn my life around and found I could be good at anything I focused on, I found that I could remember jokes. The more I exercised my joke muscles the easier it got.You can't remember jokes because you've attached no importance to it, yet knowing a few (safe) jokes can help break the ice in a social or business situation. It's also because you were never taught jokes at school or punished for not doing your joke homework.
It's just an example of how you are not doing something because you weren't programmed to do it. You need to break out of the mold.
How to Remember Jokes
More Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that's why I knocked! - Knock knock
Who's there?
Will
Will who?
Will you open the door - Knock knock
Who's there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris locked, I'm coming in through the window! - Knock knock
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Mary me and I'll love you forever! - Knock knock
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Oscar a stupid question, you get a stupid answer - Knock knock
Who's there?
H
"aitch" who?
Bless You! - Knock knock
Who's there?
Abyssinia
Abyssinia who?
Abyssinia if you don't let me in - Knock knock
Who's there?
Squid
Squid who?
.... - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you're tired of all these 'Knock, Knock' jokes by now?
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Oh No! More Knock Knock Jokes
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle, because the Parrot's eat 'em all
- Knock Knock
Who's there !
Dozen !
Dozen who ?
Dozen anyone ever answer the door ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Armageddon !
Armageddon who ?
Armageddon getting out of here ! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Old Lady
Old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ivana
Ivana who?
Ivana come in! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Shirley
Shirley who?
Surely you can open the door! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you'll see. - Knock Knock
Who's there !
David !
David who ?
Dav 'id the doorbell, so I had to knock ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Door !
A Door who ?
A-Dore-Able Me! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Ewan !
Ewan who ?
Ewan Me are going out tonight! - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Teresa
Teresa who?
Trees are green! - Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isabelle.
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on the door? - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Irish stew
Irish stew Who?
Irish stew in the name of the law - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Keith
Keith Who
Keith me Queeck! - Knock Knock
Who's there
Bella
Bella Who?
Bella no Ringa, So I a Knocka
Definition and Structure of a Knock Knock Joke
The beginning is always the same
Joketeller: Starts with : Knock Knock
Listener must respond: Who's There (may need prompting)
Joke Teller Then says a Name eg NAME
Listener must respond: NAME Who
Then come the punchline / play on words / pun
A perfect Knock Knock Joke should incorporate the WHO into the NAME
eg
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who? (Boo-Hoo)
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Joketeller: Starts with : Knock Knock
Listener must respond: Who's There (may need prompting)
Joke Teller Then says a Name eg NAME
Listener must respond: NAME Who
Then come the punchline / play on words / pun
A perfect Knock Knock Joke should incorporate the WHO into the NAME
eg
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who? (Boo-Hoo)
Don't cry. It's only a joke.
Knock Knock Jokes for Poddys
- Poddys is the organizer of the Laugh Away lens group and has kindly included this Knock-Knock Lens
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesar jolly good fellow. - Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
How 'ard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door? - Knock knock
Who's there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
Gee, I didn't know you knew how to yodel. - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tish
Tish who?
Bless you - Knock knock
Who's there?
Scott
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you. - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me. - Knock, knock
Who's there?
Mary lee
Mary lee who?
Mary lee we roll along - Knock, knock
Who's there?
Aardvark
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles - Knock, knock
Who's There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!!! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little girl and I can't reach the bell. - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Cash !
Cash who ?
I didn't realise you were some kind of of nut ! - Knock Knock
Who's there !
Orange !
Orange who ?
Orange you even going to open the door ! - Knock Knock
Who's there!
Abbey !
Abbey who ?
Abbey stung me on the nose ! - KNOCK KNOCK
Who's There?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard I know? - Knock Knock
Who's there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time, but then I'm done. - Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Water
Water who?
Water you answering the door for?
French Knock Knock Jokes
I'd like to get as many Foreign Languages as possible
French Knock Knock jokes are called Toc-Toc Blagues
- Jean-Luc:
"Frappe frappe!
Armand: Qui est là?
Jean-Luc: Loste.
Armand:"Loste qui?
Jean-Luc: Oui, malhereusement.
(Hint this is is a Franglais joke) - Toc-toc!
Qui est là?
"S"
"S" qui?
"S"cargot! - TOC TOC !
- Qui est là ?
- C'est Jésus !!!
- Jésus qui ?
- Jésus venu te dire que je m'en vais
Italian Knock Knock Joke
Chico Marx Brother accent required
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Italian
Italian who?
Italian you for the last time, open up!
Who's there?
Italian
Italian who?
Italian you for the last time, open up!
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History of Knock-Knock Jokes
They probably originate from William Shakespeare's Macbeth
Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell Gate,
he should have old turning the key. [Knock] Knock, knock,
knock! Who's there, i' th' name of Belzebub? . . . [Knock] Knock,
knock! Who's there, in th' other devil's name?
In 1936 Variety Magazine reported that a "Knock-Knock Joke Craze" was sweeping the USA. Later that year in England Wee Georgie Wood a radio comedian set that country laughing.
Here's a knocking indeed! If a man were porter of Hell Gate,
he should have old turning the key. [Knock] Knock, knock,
knock! Who's there, i' th' name of Belzebub? . . . [Knock] Knock,
knock! Who's there, in th' other devil's name?
In 1936 Variety Magazine reported that a "Knock-Knock Joke Craze" was sweeping the USA. Later that year in England Wee Georgie Wood a radio comedian set that country laughing.
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Your Best/Worst Knock Knock Joke
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- stacy_mcdaniel stacy_mcdaniel Nov 20, 2009 @ 10:58 pm
- Funny Lens! There is alot of jokes I have never heard of before. Just wanted to say thanks for the advice on one of my lenses the other day. It took me a little bit to figure out how to work the link list module, but I finally did. Now It looks alot better. Thank You.
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- SoonerBornBoys SoonerBornBoys Oct 15, 2009 @ 12:27 am
- Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Duane.
Duane Who?
Duane the bathtub, I'm drowning!
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- dadaas dadaas Jul 9, 2009 @ 4:54 pm
- I know one knock knoc joke on my language it goes like hits:
kuc kuc
Tko je?
jebo jebic
sto si reko
pero peric
sto ti radi tata
radi brata
sto si reko
farba vrata
sto ti je majka
jebacica
sto si reko
pjevacica
....
(this is croatian language)
:)))
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- thesuccess thesuccess Mar 18, 2009 @ 2:47 pm | in reply to poddys
- I have avoided some that start with an improbable forename ie one invented for the Knock Knock Joke
Poddys please give me your best KK Joke
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- poddys poddys Mar 18, 2009 @ 2:06 pm
- I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. 5*****, Favorited, and Lensrolled to my Humor lenses. You missed most of the Knock Knock jokes I know - so far... Plenty more opportunities to add lots more... The list is probably endless.
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