LOST Quotes And Sawyer Nicknames

Arzt: "You know what? I'm going back."
Jack: "Hey. I thought you wanted to help."
Arzt: "Yeah, I wanted to help, but that was before Montand lost his frickin' arm." [S1E23]

To Jack: "If you want to keep a secret, don't tell the fat guy." [S1E23]

Hurley: "So, Arnzt."
Arzt: "Arzt."
Hurley: "Yeah, Arnzt. Your name's hard to pronounce."
Arzt: "Well, I know a bunch of ninth graders who have no trouble saying it."
Hurley: "Fine. I'll just call you by your first name. I know it from the passenger manifest."
Arzt: "No."
Hurley: "Why not? I think Leslie's a bitchin' name."
Arzt: "Arnzt is fine." [S1E23]

"Any of you ever hear about the guy who invented nitroglycerin? Probably not -- because he blew his freaking face off. His lab assistant came into the room, saw that his mentor detonated, and he said, "Huh, I guess this stuff does work." Alright, we're not going to take any more of this stuff than we need because nitroglycerin is extremely temperamental so we..."
[Arzt unexpectedly explodes]
Hurley: "Dude..." [S1E23]

To Shannon: "We've all been through a trauma. The only difference is that since the crash you've actually given yourself a pedicure." [S1E2]

(about Shannon's asthma) "She's been embarrassed about it since she was a kid. I guess breathing isn't cool." [S1E8]

To Kate and Jack: "Hey guys, is this normal? Kind of.. day turning into night, you know... end of the world type weather? Is this... guys?" [S1E1]

"That's French! The French are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the French!" [S1E2]

To Sayid, Sawyer, Kate, Shannon, and Boone: "Guys, where are we?" [S1E2]

Charlie: "Anything?"
Jack: "You keep asking if there's anything."
Charlie: "Pardon me for appearing desperate, but before the pilot was ripped from the cockpit, he did say that no one was gonna find us unless we get that transceiver working. So is there anything?"
Jack: "No."
Charlie: "Ok." [S1E2]

Boone: "Do you think that's what killed the pilot?"
Charlie: "No, that's a tiny, teenie version compared to that." [S1E2]

Jack: "We don't have time to sort out everybody's God."
Charlie: "Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time." [S1E4]

Kate: "Hey, Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoo."
Charlie: "Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both." [S1E6]

Locke: "Pull yourself together, son."
Charlie: "It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?" [S1E6]

"You two run away fantastically. I'm glad my diversion spared you. I was only stung several hundred times." [S1E6]

Kate: (About her T-shirt) "It was, uh, it was full of bees."
Charlie: "I'd have thought C's, actually." [S1E6]

To Claire: "Just listen to me. I'm not going to let anything happen to you. I might not know what I'm doing but I'll figure it out. If I can kick drugs I can deliver a baby. Let me explain. I'm a drug addict. I was a drug addict. I'm clean now." [S1E10]

To Claire: "I could be your friend. We don't have to do each other's hair or anything..." [S1E10]

To Claire: "What separates us from these savage yanks if we can't drink tea?" [S1E10]

Jack: "What do you think his story is?"
Charlie: "Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in his lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
Jack: "Then you trust him?"
Charlie: "Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke." [S1E13]

Jack: "What is that?"
Charlie: "Claire's diary."
Sayid: "You read her diary?"
Charlie: "Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum." [S1E14]

Hurley: "Back home I'm worth a hundred and fifty-six million dollars."
Charlie: "I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!" [S1E18]

"Okay, check this out...this is track two, it's called [Claire tries to stop him from moving] sorry, it's called 'Monster Eats the Pilot'." [S1E22]

Claire: "Thanks, Charlie."
Charlie: "For what?"
Claire: "People don't seem to look me in the eye here. I think I scare them. The baby, it's like I'm this time bomb of responsibility just waiting to go off."
Charlie: "You don't scare me." [S1E5]

To Charlie: "Great. Now our only hunter's going to get eaten just so he can get the pregnant girl some more water." [S1E5]

To John: "You made glue? Wow. You should have one of those shows where you fix up houses for people." [S1E18]

"You have three choices: run, hide... or die." [S1E23]

Hurley: "How exactly does something like this happen?"
Danielle: "Are you on the same island as I am?" [S1E24]

Hurley: "You sure he's out?"
Jack: "He's out."
Hurley: "How do you know he won't wake up when you yank that thing out?"
Jack: "I don't."
Hurley: (to unconscious marshal) "Hey, guy you awake? Yo! There's a rescue plane, we're saved. Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!... Yeah, he's out." [S1E2]

Hurley: "Was it a dinosaur?"
Jack: "It wasn't a dinosaur."
Hurley: "If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?"
Jack: "Cause dinosaurs are extinct."
Hurley: "Oh, yeah, good point." [S1E3]

Walt: "We should get Mister Locke."
Hurley: "Locke's out in the jungle killing stuff." [S1E7]

To Charlie Pace: "I'm a big guy, it's going to be a while before you're going to want to give me a piggy back ride, okay?" [S1E8]

To Jack: "Wow, man. That was awesome. I mean, that was like a... Jedi moment." [S1E8]

[Hurley made a golf course.]
Hurley: "Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!"
Jack: "Hurley, you built... a golf course?"
Hurley: "Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!"
Michael: "All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... this is what you've been wasting your time on?"
Hurley: "Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!"
Michael: "Polar bears?"
Charlie: "You didn't hear about the polar bear?" [S1E9]

"So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?" [S1E10]

"We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't, Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He wasn't on the plane." [S1E10]

To Walt: "Back home I'm known as something of a warrior myself." [S1E11]

"We're having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks." [S1E14]

Sawyer: "Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw."
Hurley: "Dude, that was Scott." [S1E15]

Charlie: "Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him."
Hurley: "Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps." [S1E16]

To Jack: "I can get out of the way, I'm spry." [S1E18]

"You don't know?! Okay... that thing in the woods? Maybe it's a monster. Maybe it's a... pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it, 'cause I'm along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now - I want some friggin' answers!" [S1E18]

[on Sawyer's new glasses] "Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter." [S1E19]

To Jack: "You have some...Arnzt...on you." [S1E24]

"Three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over." [S1E3]

To group: "If we can't live together... we're going to die alone." [S1E5]

Jack: "This is bad."
Michael: "Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call."
Jack: "All right... give me the 7 iron." [S1E9]

Jack: "How're you doing?"
Charlie: "How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?"
Jack: "I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal." [S1E13]

[on helping Sawyer]" ...all I'm gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I'm lucky, a brand-new nickname." [S1E19]

Jack: "Everybody wants me to be a leader until I make a decision that they don't like. You want to keep second guessing me, Kate? That's your call. There's something that you need to know. If we survive this, if we survive tonight we're going to have a Locke problem and I have to know that you've got my back."
Kate: "I got your back."[S1E24]

To Sawyer: "No girl's exactly like me." [S1E2]

Locke: "Do you play checkers with your Pop?"
Walt: "No. I live in Australia with My Mom. She got sick, she died a couple of weeks ago."
Locke: "You're having a bad month." [S1E3]

"This is my destiny! Don't tell me what I can't do!" [S1E4]

"But I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw... was beautiful." [S1E5]

To Jack: "A leader can't lead until he knows where he's going." [S1E5]

To Jack: "Crazy people don't know they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner." [S1E5]

"Nice work, Charlie. You make excellent bait!" [S1E7]

To Jack: "You be the doctor, let me be the hunter." [S1E11]

Locke: "Hi."
Sayid: "I didn't hear you."
Locke: "Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for." [S1E13]

To Michael: "Why would any one of us block an attempt to get home? We're so intent on pointing the finger at one another that we're ignoring the simple undeniable truth that the problem isn't here it's there. They've attacked us, sabotaged us, abducted us, murdered us. Maybe it's time we stop blaming us and start worrying about them. We're not the only people on this island and we all know it." [S1E17]

Locke: "Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this is an accident, that we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence, especially, this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason."
Jack: "Brought here? And who brought us here, John?"
Locke: "The island. The island brought us here. This is no ordinary place, you've seen that, I know you have. But the island chose you, too, Jack. It's destiny." [S1E24]

To Jack: "Boone was a sacrifice that the island demanded." [S1E24]

Jack asks Michael if he is picking up Korean from Jin. He replies: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say uh... faster and idiot." [S1E19]

Jack: "Everyone who was in the rear of the plane is dead."
Rose: "They're probably thinking the same thing about us." [S1E4]

To Sayid (arguing over who is responsible for the plane crash): "Fine, I'm the criminal. You're the terrorist. We can all play a part. Who you want to be?" [S1E2]

[Sawyer has just shot a charging polar bear.]
Kate: "Where did that come from?"
Sawyer: "Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?"
Kate: "Not the bear, the gun."
Sawyer: "I got it off one of the bodies."
Sayid: "One of the bodies."
Sawyer: "Yeah, one of the bodies."
Shannon: "People don't carry guns on planes."
Sawyer: "They do if they're a U.S. Marshal, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane."
Kate: "How do you know that?"
Sawyer: "I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!"
Kate: "So why do you think he's a Marshal?"
Sawyer: "Because he had a clip-on badge. I took that, too. Thought it was cool." [S1E2]

Sawyer: "You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization."
Jack: "Yeah? And where are you?"
Sawyer: "Me? I'm in the wild." [S1E3]

Boone: "Hey, guys, knock it off!"
Sawyer: "Hey, Metro, why don't you just stay out of it?" [S1E4]

To Jack, Locke, and Michael: "Better than the 3 of you wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but a little bitty hunting knife? Hell no, it's the best idea I ever heard." [S1E4]

To Kate: "So the mighty huntress returns. What's for dinner, honey?" [S1E4]

Sawyer: "You're in my light, sticks."
Shannon: "Lightsticks, what the hell is that?"
Sawyer: "Light, comma, sticks; as in those legs of yours." [S1E5]

To Boone: "So, how does it feel? Taking my place at the top of everyone's most hated list. Sucks, don't it? " [S1E5]

Jack: "You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister."
Sawyer: "No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff,.."
Jack: "Yours? What makes it yours?"
Sawyer: "...which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves."
Jack: "You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?"
Sawyer: "Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property."
Jack: "Get up!"
Sawyer: "Why, you wanna see who's taller?" [S1E8]

To Jack: "You've been waiting for this, haven't you? Now you get to be a hero again, 'cause that's what you do. You fix everything up all nice. (to Kate) Time to let go Freckles. We already made out. What else I got to live for? Hey, Jack, there's something you should know. If the tables were turned...I'd watch you die." [S1E8]

[While Sayid is torturing him] "No, don't stop now. I think my sinuses are clearing." [S1E8]

[While Sayid is torturing him] "Splinters? Is that the best you can do? No wonder we kicked your ass in the Gulf-AAGH!" [S1E8]

[Blackmailing Kate into kissing him so he'll give up Shannon's asthma medicine]
Kate: "Are you serious?"
Sawyer: "Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of course I'm serious." [S1E8]

"A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?" [S1E9]

Sawyer: "So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?"
Walt: "I'm ten."
Sawyer: "Okay, then it must be true." [S1E11]

To Kate: "Oh, of course. I don't need protecting. I can take care of myself. Me Kate. Me throw rock." [S1E12]

Jack: "Do you know how to use a gun?"
Sawyer: "Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so." [S1E15]

To Kate: "Awww, son of a...ohhh...peed on my shirt. Took my shirt out of the bag and peed on it. And you say this ain't personal." [S1E16]

Sun: "My husband is many things. But he is not a liar."
Sawyer: "You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face even your old man here didn't know you speak English!" [S1E17]

To Walt: "Who the hell is Hugo and how's he got a 160 million dollars to leave to his mom?" [S1E24]

Sayid: "You'd think they would've come by now."
Charlie: "What? Who?"
Sayid: "Anyone." [S1E1]

Hurley: "How do you know how to do all that?"
Sayid: "I was a military communications officer."
Hurley: "Oh yeah? You ever see battle?"
Sayid: "I fought in the Gulf War."
Hurley: "No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?"
Sayid: "The Republican Guard." [S1E2]

Sayid: "Excellent, walk through the jungle in the dark."
Sawyer: "Oooo, afraid the trees are going to get us?"
Sayid: "No, what is knocking down the trees will get you." [S1E3]

To Jack: "Is there a reason you didn't consult us when you decided to form your own civilization?" [S1E6]

To Kate: "No one's that lucky. We shouldn't have survived." [S1E7]

"We're not alone." [S1E10]

Boone: "You spent a year in Paris!"
Shannon: "Drinking, not studying!" [S1E2]

To Sayid: "Okay, a) I told you that my French sucks and b) this isn't my nonsense, okay? Did you ever think that after 16 years on mystery frickin' island your friend might not be quite adjusted?" [S1E12]

Shannon: "Oh, okay. Are you lost?"
Sayid: "No, absolutely not. Those trees look really familiar. It's this way...I think."
Shannon: "Did you just say I think?" [S1E20]

Goodwin: "We're not savages."
Ana-Lucia: "If I were a savage I would've cut his finger off already... That's tomorrow." [S2E7]

To Goodwin: "Yeah, they just drag us into the jungle every now and then. No real harm done. " [S2E7]

To Locke & Jack: "How old is it? You guys don't know much, huh? I mean, I'd be asking all kinds of questions about all this stuff down here. You guys don't even seem that curious." [S2E16]

To Locke & Jack: [Eating cereal] as Henry Gale: "Course if I was one of them, these people that you seem to think are your enemies, what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon. So I'd draw a map to a real secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, good place for a trap. An ambush. And when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for 'em. Then they'd use them to trade for me. [jokingly] I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them huh?"
[Jack and Locke stare at Henry] "You guys got any milk?" [S2E16]

To Ana-Lucia: "You people have been looking for someone to punish for everything that's happened to you, someone to blame, and now you've got him. It doesn't matter what I do, I'm dead already. " [S2E16]

To Locke: "God doesn't know how long we've been here John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world can." [S2E18]

Locke: "Why would your own people want to kill you?"
Henry: "Because the man in charge...He's a great man, John, a brilliant man...but he is not a forgiving man." [S2E20]

"If you've come to apologize, I forgive you for hitting me with your crutch. I'm so glad my head didn't break it." [S2E20]

"I was coming for you, John. You're one of the good ones." [S2E20]

"Have you all forgotten that we crashed on this island? It's like none of you want to go home again!" [S2E19]

To Eko: "I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!"
Charlie: (Looking at Eko after Bernard left) "I like you just the way you are." [S2E19]

To Mr. Eko: "You climb it. What if I don't? You going to beat me with your Jesus stick?" I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you? [S2E10]

To Mr. Eko: "Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!" [S2E10]

"John, look, seriously, you are about to be detonated!" [S2E23]

To Claire: "You want to hear the part about me nearly being killed by the flaming fireball or the flying fork? " [S2E24]

To John (about Charlie): "You know, it's like we're playing mum and dad to this baby. Yet, I don't remember marrying him." [S2E6]

To Hurley: "Dude, that's celery. Celery's not a snack. Leonard's got graham crackers, man. You should snag one. He won't notice. What's he going to do... call you a 23? " [S2E18]

To Locke: "So the worlds still out there?" [S2E2]

To Jack: "So I started pushing the button too. And we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end." [S2E3]

To Jack: "I push this button every 108 minutes. I don't get out much. " [S2E3]

To Jack: "This is all there is left. This ocean and this place here. We are stuck in a bloody snow globe. There's no outside world. There's no escape." [S2E23]

Sayid: "I need your boat."
Desmond: "I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal."
Sayid: "I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly."
Desmond: "Off to see the hostiles are ya?"
Sayid: "The what?"
Desmond: "You know what? Ignorance is bliss." [S2E23]

[Desmond is studying the print-out taken from The Pearl]
Locke: "What are you doing?"
Desmond: "... When did you come here?"
Locke: "What?"
Desmond: "The island. When did you come here? How long ago?"
Locke: "Sixty, sixty-five days."
Desmond: "What was the date, what was the date?"
Locke: "September 22nd. It was September 22nd."
Desmond: "I think I crashed your plane." [S2E23]

"On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics, and this whole place just starting shakin', and that screen- that screen filled up with 'SYSTEM FAILURE', see, here, 'SYSTEM FAILURE, SYSTEM FAILURE', September 22nd, 2004, the day your plane crashed, it's real, it's all bloody real now PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!" [S2E23]

Desmond: [after Locke destroys the computer] "You killed us. You killed us all."
Locke: "No. I just saved us all." [S2E23]

To Locke: "I'll see you in another life, brother." [S2E24]

Ana Lucia: "You've been waiting 40 days to talk?"
Eko: "You waited 40 days to cry." [S2E7]

To John: "Don't mistake coincidence for fate." [S2E9]

Hurley: (frightened, whispering to himself) "4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.. 4, 8 we're dead 15 doomed and dead 16 23.."
Kate: "Hurley, are you okay?"
Hurley: "Oh, yeah, awesome. I just have to pee. (Kate moves to the hatch) Great idea, go over to the burning death hole." [S2E1]

Hurley: "What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you?"
Jack: "Bedside manner?"
Hurley: "Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude." [S2E1]

To Sayid: "Dude, I've got to say, I didn't think we were going to get through the night and I wasn't even here for that baby stealing part." [S2E3]

"So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comining." [S2E9]

Libby: "That's a lot of peanut butter."
Hurley: "Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going."
Libby: "And where are you going?"
Hurley: "Back to the caves. No one lives there now. So I won't bother anybody. I'm going to live alone and be one of those guys. You know the crazy guys, with no clothes, and the big beard... who's naked and throws doodie at people." [S2E18]

Jack: [after Kate gets a semiconscious Sawyer to swallow medicine] "That was good. I, uh, never learned the whole whisper-in-his-ear thing in medical school." [S2E8]

Sawyer: "When I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?"
Jack: "When I need the guns, I'll get the guns." [S2E17]

[after viewing Dharma Initiative orientation film] "We're gonna need to watch that again." [S2E3]

Locke: "I just don't think 30 dollars are worth getting angry about."
Moderator: "Well, Francine feels like 30 dollars..."
Locke: "Francine feels a little too much if you ask me. You all do. I mean, seriously: "So-and-so never called me back", "my mother stole 30 dollars from me". I never even knew who my parents were. A couple of years ago, my birth mother found me, and... she told me, I was special! And through her, I met my real father. Great news, right? Well, he pretended to love me just long enough to steal my kidney because he needed a transplant! And then he dropped me back in the world like a piece of trash. Just like he did on the day that I was born! You want your damned 30 dollars back? I want my kidney back!!!" [S2E4]

To Sun: "I'm not lost anymore." [S2E5]

To Jack: "Who are we to tell anyone what they can or cannot do?" [S2E11]

Locke: "Are you using again?"
Charlie: "Kate sees a horse. Pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the sodding drugs!"
Locke: "It's funny you didn't answer the question." [S2E12]

Locke: [wakes up after being knocked down by Eko] "You hit me... Why would you...?"
Eko: "Because you were being difficult."
Locke: "Are you insane?" [S2E21]

Eko: "The reason to do it, pushing the button, is not because we are told so in the film."
Locke: "Well, then what is the reason, Mr. Eko?"
Eko: "We do it because we believe we are meant to. Isn't that the reason you pushed it, John?"
Locke: "I was never... meant to do anything! Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it's important? You think it's necessary? It's nothing, it's meaningless; and who are you to tell me that it's not?" [S2E21]

[after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder with his fingers] "You got a Band-Aid?" [S2E2]

Michael: "Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder."
Sawyer: "Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then."[S2E2]

To Michael: "Oh, what you gonna to do, splash me?" [S2E2]

Ana-Lucia: "You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?"
Sawyer: "You first." [S2E4]

Sawyer: "So what's your name anyway?"
Mr. Eko: "Mistereko."
Sawyer: "Mr. Eko."
Mr. Eko: (Smiling) "Yes."
Sawyer: "Whats that like Mister Ed?" [S2E5]

To Libby: "You're a shrink? Well, maybe you ought to talk to my shoulder." [S2E6]

Sawyer: "Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius."
Locke: "Why'd you choose that name?"
Sawyer: "Aint it obvious, all you need is an ear-ring and a mop." [S2E11]

[to Mr. Friendly] "You and me ain't done Zeke." [S2E11]

Sawyer: "Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?"
Locke: "I'm alphabetizing."
Sawyer: "Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!" [S2E13]

To Charlie: "You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids." [S2E13]

Sawyer: "So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here [to Jack and Locke] are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? [to Sayid]. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll really be screwed, won't ya?" [S2E13]

"There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it." [S2E13]

To Kate: "Well, Thelma, seeing as I got all the guns, I do get to ask why." [S2E15]

Charlie: "Any of you guys see a plane last night?"
Sawyer: "Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone." [S2E18]

Sawyer: "You're like locusts! How about a little order here?"
Charlie: "Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?"
Sawyer: "Oh, like you Baby Napper?" [S2E18]

Libby: "OK, hey, guys, guys: How about no-one's in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need"
Sawyer: "Great plan, Moonbeam. After that we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls." [S2E18]

Kate: "So he just attacked you, huh?"
Sawyer: "Try to contain yourself, Freckles"
Kate: "What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked."
Sawyer: "Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way." [S2E18]

To Bernard: "What, you got union trouble down at the sand factory, Norma Rae?" [S2E19]

Locke: "Show us to the guns James."
Sawyer: "You too Brutus?" [S2E20]

To Michael: "Oh, well I'm sorry. I just figure if we going to war, we'd want the one guy who's actually been in a war." [S2E22]

To Jack: "Yeah, well, him says even though Pippi Longstocking and the damn Grape Ape are ideal candidates for the Dirty Dozen...I'm just going to say we might just want to bring the Red Beret." [S2E22]

Hurley: "Did that bird just say my name?"
Sawyer: "Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold." [S2E23]

To Michael: "My theory, they're aliens. That's why they use the fake beards...their heads are made of pathetic." [S2E23]

To Ana-Lucia: "Almost 40 days ago on this very island I tied a man to a tree and tortured him. I tortured him as I've tortured many men...men whose voices I still hear in the night. Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to." [S2E8]

To Ana-Lucia: "What good it would be to kill you if we're both already dead?" [S2E8]

To Henry: "I was 23 years old when the Americans came to my country. I was a good man. I was a soldier. And when they left I was something different. For the next 6 years I did things I wish I could erase from my memory -- things which I never thought myself to be capable of. But I did come to learn this -- there was a part of me which was always capable. You want to know who I am? My name is Sayid Jarrah, and I am a torturer." [S2E14]

[Shouts at Henry] "YOU WOULD REMEBER HOW DEEP! YOU WOULD REMEMBER EVERY SHOVELFUL, EVERY MOMENT! You would remember what it felt like to place, her body inside. You would remember if you buried the woman you loved... YOU WOULD REMEMBER, [quiets and sobs] if it were true!" [S2E14]

Sayid: "But there's no way that I could explain this to Locke and Jack for they have already forgotten."
Charlie: "Forgotten what?"
Sayid: "That you were strung up by your neck and left for dead. That they kidnapped Claire and she was gone for weeks during which God only knows what happened to her. That these people, these Others are merciless and will stop at nothing to get what they want. So, tell me Charlie, have you forgotten?" [S2E14]

To Henry Gale (Ben): "We did find your ballon, Henry Gale. Exactly as you described it. We also found the grave you described. Your wife's grave. The grave you said you dug with you own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was all true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave... And found not a woman inside but there was a man, a man named Henry Gale." [S2E17]

"I do not know what is more disquieting, the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes." [S2E23]

To Sawyer: "Because we're not killers, James." [S3E4]

Ben: "Do you believe in God?"
Jack: "Do you?"
Ben: "Two days after I found out that I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky. If that's not proof of God I don't know what is." [S3E5]

Locke: "The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?"
Ben: "No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should." [S3E13]

Locke: "Where do you get electricity?"
Ben: "We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair."
Locke: "Yeah, that's funny." [3.13]

To Locke: "So, tell me John. How do you expect to pilot our submarine? I mean, it's a complicated piece of machinery. You don't just press Submerge." [S3E13]

Ben: "This is where I came from, John. These are my people. The DHARMA Initiative! They came here seeking harmony, but they couldn't even coexist with the Island's original inhabitants. And when it became clear that one side had to go, one side had to be purged, I did what I had to do. I was one of the people that was smart enough to make sure that I didn't end up in that ditch, which makes me considerably smarter than you, John."
[Ben shoots Locke and he falls in the mass grave]
Ben: "What did Jacob say to you?"
Locke: "Why did you do this?"
Ben: "Because you heard him. Now I need to know what he said."
Locke: "Help me."
Ben: "John, I'm not going to ask you again! What did he say to you?"
Locke: "He said... 'help me'."
[Ben looks troubled, and flinches for a moment]
Ben: "Well I certainly hope he helps you, John." [S3E20]

To Mikhail: "I thought you were dead." [S3E20]

To Jack: "This'll be your last chance, Jack. I'm telling you. Making that call is the beginning of the end." [S3E23]

Rose: "If I told you that I'd help you with your SOS sign, would you change your mind?"
Bernard: "No ma'am."
Rose: "Then I want you to say it again."
Bernard: "Rose..."
Rose: "Say it, Bernard."
Bernard: "I am a dentist, I am not Rambo." [S3E22]

To John: "So, where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures as well?" [S3E3]

"You do realize I despize you Locke? You do recall punching me in the face several times accusing me of being on drugs when I was clearly not?" [S3E3]

To John: "Oh, I like the indoor fireplace. Its very snazzy. What's that? You're not taking drugs are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero tolerance policy you've enacted, and I wouldn't want you to have to start punching yourself in the face. " [S3E3]

To John: "Yeah, I know, I get it. You're going to go in your little magic hut and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey. " [S3E3]

Charlie: "Hairspray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you..."
Locke: [smiling] "It's not for me." [S3E3]

Charlie: "Whatcha doing brotha?"
Desmond: "I was just offering to fix this roof here."
Charlie: "Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded." [S3E4]

(about Desmond) "I don't know, we're going to have to get that guy another button to push." [S3E4]

To Hurley (while going through Sawyer's stuff): "Well, he stole all this in the first place. I mean, people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... shocking amounts of pornography." [S3E8]

To Hurley: "Yeah, chase the dog with the skeletal arm into the creepy jungle. You be my guest." [S3E10]

To Mikhail: "How about I take your other eye? Would you respect that?" [S3E18]

Desmond: "We're here."
Charlie: "I want you to give this to Claire for me."
Desmond: "What is it?"
Charlie: "It's the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life, my greatest hits. You know, memories are all I've got." [S3E21]

Charlie's greatest hits written on a sheet of paper:
5. The first time I heard myself on the radio.
4. Dad teaching me how to swim.
3. The Christmas Liam gave me the ring.
2. Woman outside Covent Garden calls me a hero.
1. The night I met you (Claire).
[S3E21]

Bonnie: [on radio to Ben] "One of them is here."
Ben: "Which one?"
Bonnie: "I don't know. he won't say."
Charlie: "It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!" [S3E22]

"So much for fate." [S3E22]

"I came in my invisible submarine, can't you see it" [S3E22]

Cooper: "Guess I didn't raise no dummies."
Sawyer: "The hell's that mean?"
Cooper: "It means that bald headed bastard outside the door is my son."
Sawyer: "Come again?"
Cooper: "My son. As in I'm his father. You do speak English?" [S3E19]

Sawyer: "How did you get here, to the Island?"
Cooper: "Island? OK. I'm driving down I10 through Tallahassee when bam, somebody slams into the back of my car. I go right into the divider at seventy miles an hour, the next thing I know, the paramedics are strapping me to a gurney, stuffing me into the back of an ambulance and one of them actually smiles at me as he pops the IV in my arm. And then, nothing. Just, black. And the next thing I know I wake up in a dark room tied up, gag in my mouth, and when the door opens, I'm looking up at the same man I threw out a window, John Locke. My dead son."
Sawyer: "And he's dead cause you threw him out a window?"
Cooper: "No he survived that. But it paralysed him, permanently. He's dead because the plane he was flying on crashed in the Pacific."
Sawyer: "Well I got bad news for ya pops, cause I was on that plane with your son. He sure as hell wasn't crippled. And we didn't crash in the Pacific, we crashed here on this Island."
Cooper: "You sure its an Island?"
Sawyer: "Well what else is it?"
Cooper: "Little hot for heaven isn't it?" [S3E19]

To Kate: "I have no interest in that man inside the house. I have survived on the island precisely by avoiding these types of encounters. I'll wait for you by the stream, for those of you who survive." [S3E11]

Sawyer: "Shot?! We don't even get a warning? "
Danny: "Shocked. I said, shocked. If you talk to each other you're going to be shocked. If you touch each other, you're going to be shocked. If you're slacking, you're going to get shocked. Matter of fact, if you do anything at all that pisses me off, you're going to get shocked." [S3E2]

To Charlie: "You're going to die, Charlie." [S3E8]

To Bartender: "Think I've made the biggest mistake of my life. And the worst part of it is...I'm pretty sure I've made it before." [S3E8]

To Charlie: "I'm sorry, brother, but this time - this time you have to die." [3.21]

Desmond: "I woke up in the jungle like this."
Hurley: "So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?"
Desmond: "Fine, you want to discuss this in great detail right now? Let's do it."
Hurley: "No, no, that's okay. I've got something in here. How do you feel about tie-dye?" [S3E3]

To Charlie: "Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude. Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say "Whatever, man". Let's make our own luck." [S3E10]

To Jin: "Yeah, crafty. It's like...when you're good at...crafts. Never mind." [S3E10]

To Charlie: "We don't know. She's (Nikki's) got no gunshot wound...no knife wound...no polar bear bite...nothing." [S3E14]

To Sawyer: "Jack's gone...Locke's gone...Kate and Sayid...You're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died, we all looked to you. Then again you totally tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for them, dude. You." [S3E15]

To Juliet: "The last one of you guys that came over here? Ethan? He kidnapped Claire and...Charlie got upset. We buried him over there." [S3E16]

To Charlie: "Last time I followed this wire into the jungle, I almost got kabobbed by one of Rousseau's spiky death trap things." [S3E17]

"Attention Others. Come in Others. If you're listening to this, I want you to know that we got you bastards. And unless the rest of you wanna be blown up you best stay away from our beach." [S3E23]

Juliet: "It doesn't work that way over here Jack, we make decisions together."
Jack: "Really? Because when I was holding that broken plate to your neck, he seemed happy to just let you die. It seemed like he made that decision alone." [S3E4]

To Ben: "Well Ben, at least you won't have to be disappointed for very long." [S3E6]

To Ben: "No, I think you misunderstood me. I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to understand how you're gonna die." [S3E6]

Isabelle: [about Jack's tattoo] "He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us. That's what they say."
Jack: "That's what they say. It's not what they mean." [S3E9]

To Tom: "I'm going to lead my people up to the radio tower...and I'm gonna make a call...and I'm gonna get them all rescued...every one of them...and then I'm gonna come find you...and I'm gonna kill you. " [S3E23]

"...So tomorrow night we stop hiding, we stop running, we stop living in fear of them, because when they show up, we're gonna blow 'em all to hell." [S3E21]

To Jack: "It doesn't matter who we were. It only matters who we are." [S3E1]

To Sayid and Sawyer: "You know what's interesting? That you two are now the camp's moral police. I'm curious, Sayid. How long was it before you told everyone on that beach exactly how many people you've tortured in your life? Do they know about Basra? And I'm sure the first thing you did when you got here, James, was to gather everyone in a circle and tell them about the man you shot in cold blood the night before you got on the plane. So why don't we just skip the part where you two pretend to be righteous." [S3E16]

To Charlie: "You don't want to go with me, Charlie. Bad things happen to people who hang around with me. " [S3E3]

Locke: "Eko, what is it?"
[Eko dies]
Sayid: "What did he just say, John?"
Locke: "He said, We're next." [S3E5]

To Desmond: "Don't mistake coincidence for fate." [S3E5]

To Ben: "You're not gonna talk about the magic box again, are you?" [S3E13]

"Jack, you're not supposed to do this." [S3E22]

To Kate: "I will try to make this as simple as I can. You are not on the list because you are flawed...[To Locke] because you are angry...[To Sayid] and weak and frightened." [S3E12]

To Desmond: "As your friend pointed out I already died once this week." [S3E18]

To Desmond Hume: "I know your name as well as I know that you don't ask Penny to marry you. In fact, you break her heart. Well, breaking her heart, of course, is what drives you in a few short years from now to enter that sailing race to prove her father wrong. Which brings you to the island where you spend the next 3 years of your life entering numbers into the computer...until you are forced to turn that failsafe key. And if you don't do those things, Desmond David Hume, every single one of US is dead." [S3E8]

To Hurley: "No, flight 815. They...they found the plane. There were no survivors. They were all dead." [S3E18]

Jack: "I'll give you my word that if we don't kill everyone that shows up here in about an hour, it's not gonna matter where Bernard is."
Rose: "I like you better since you got back, Jack. You're almost an optimist." [S3E21]

"If you say 'live together, die alone' to me, Jack, I'll punch you in the face." [S3E22]

Tom: "Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?"
Sawyer: "Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how."
Tom: "It only took the bears two hours."
[Sawyer contemplates briefly]
Sawyer: "How many of 'em were there?" [S3E1]

To Tom: "How 'bout you bring me an ottoman? While you're at it, I could use a blow dry." [S3E1]

To Aldo: "Don't get mad at me...just because you were dumb enough to fall for the old Wookie prisoner gag." [S3E7]

To Kate: "You think about it. If we go back there what do you think Captain Bunny Killer's going to do if he catches us?" [S3E9]

To Karl: "Oh sure, like the steal-the-kid-off-the-raft project. That was a humdinger." [S3E9]

To Karl: "So you cowboy up. Crying in the jungle...I thought you people were supposed to be tough. " [S3E9]

To Hurley: "What's Jiminy Cricket doing here?" [S3E10]

To Hurley: "Skeletor seems to like it. Bottom's up!" [S3E10]

To group: "A, it was mine when I took it. B, who the hell are you?! [To Nikki] And C, because I'm fair...I'm going to let you play me for it." [S3E11]

Hurley: "Dude.... Nikki's dead."
Sawyer: "Who the hell's Nikki?" [S3E14]

To Hurley: "Is there Some Kind Of Forensics Hatch I Don't Know About ?"[S3E14]

To Hurley: "Oh, I see what this is. Villagers have got themselves some torches." [S3E14]

To Nikki Fernandez: "Even if I had a gun I wouldn't give it to you. Judging by the fire you're breathing, I got a feeling no good would come of it." [S3E14]

To Hurley: "Well. You, Sir Hugo, are rotund, annoying, and you're ruining my damned view! How's that for amends?" [S3E15]

To Hurley: "Ah, God. You're worse than a girl! Come on! Let's...spread the love!" [S3E15]

To Hurley (about Aaron): "Well, I know how he is, he...cries loud and he smells." [S3E15]

To Jack (about Juliet): "Here's a whacky idea, let's sick our resident Iraqi on her. Let him do what he does and then see what she says." [S3E16]

To Charlie: "Well, if it ain't 3 men and a baby. I counted Hugo twice." [S3E16]

To Jack and Juliet: "Hope I'm not interrupting. You two arguing over who's your favorite other?" [S3E17]

To Locke: "Okay, Tarzan. So now that you're back from your Blow-Up-Everything-That-Can-Get-Us-Off-The-Island tour, how 'bout you tell me why you joined up with the damn enemy?" [S3E19]

Cooper: "Yeah I been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?"
Sawyer: "No. You killed my daddy." [S3E19]

To Tom, after shooting him: "That's for taking the kid off the raft." [S3E23]

Sawyer (when asked why he shot Tom, after Tom said he surrendered) "I didn't believe him" [S3E23]

Sun: "Why are you lying to me, Sayid?"
Sayid: "And what would you know about lying, Sun?"
Sun: "You're putting our lives in danger."
Sayid: "I'm fairly certain our friends have been captured. There are tracks all over the dock. They're fresh, as recent as yesterday."
Sun: "You said this dock was abandoned."
Sayid: "That would be part of the lying you mentioned." [3.2]

Jack: "Better get going. Rousseau said it's about a day's walk up to the radio tower."
Sayid: "I'm not taking them up to the tower, you are."
Jack: "Excuse me?"
Sayid: "You're not staying behind."
Jack: "This was my idea."
Sayid: "And I'm perfectly capable of executing it."
Jack: "I owe them!"
Sayid: "What are you more concerned about: killing the Others or getting our people off this island? This afternoon you said you were our leader. It's time for you to act like one. Lead them to the radio tower, Jack and then take us all home." [3.21]

[Ben wakes up mid-surgery]
Tom: "Ben's awake..."
Juliet: "How?"
Tom: "Shephard said he's a spinal surgeon, not an anesthesiologist." [S3E7]

To Jack: "You see this glass house you're living in, Jack? How about I get you some stones?" [S3E9]

To Jack: "Better call the boat...and tell them she's getting a really big bundle of firewood." [S4E1]

To Jack: "Jack with your permission, I'd like to go with John." [S4E1]

To Karl: "Karl! Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist you call me Ben." [S4E2]

Ben: "Your instinct was right, John, these people are a threat, and if you shoot me you'll never know how great a threat they were. Because I know what they're doing here. I know what they want."
Sawyer: "What do they want?"
Ben: "Me, James, they want me."
Locke: "How do you know all this?"
Ben: "Because I have a man on their boat." [S4E2]

"John's looking for somebody to tell him what to do next." [S4E3]

Ben: "I lost a dollar, you know."
Sayid: "How did you manage that?"
Ben: "I bet John that you wouldn't be stupid enough to fall for your friend as bait."
Sayid: "What do you know about friendship?"
Ben: "I know it's no use having friends you can't trust." [S4E3]

Ben: "Why are you crying? Because it hurts? Or because you were stupid enough to care for her? These people don't deserve our sympathies. Need I remind you the last time you tought with your heart instead of your gun?"
Sayid: "You used that to recruit me into killing for you."
Ben: "Do you want to protect your friends or not, Sayid? I have another name for you."
Sayid: "But they know I'm after them now."
Ben: "Good." [S4E3]

Ben: "I feel for you, John. I really do. You keep hitting dead ends. You couldn't find the cabin, you can't make contact with Jacob...you're so desperate to figure out what to do next, you're even asking me for help. So here we are, just like old times. Except I'm locked in a different room, and you're more lost than you ever were."
Locke: "I know what you're trying to do. It's not going to work."
Ben: "Excellent, John! You're evolving!" [S4E4]

Ben: "What makes you think I have access to that kind of money?"
Miles: "Do not treat me like I'm one of them! Like I don't know who you are, or what you can do!"
Ben: "Your friend Charlotte has seen me, she knows I'm alive."
Miles: "I'll take care of Charlotte. You just worry about getting me the money. You have two days."
Ben: "My present situation is a little bit restricted. Can that be amended?"
Miles: "Okay. One week, in cash." [S4E4]

Ben: "Rabbit today?"
Locke: "Running out of chickens."
Ben: "This didn't have a number on it, did it?" [S4E6]

Ben: "So has the revolution begun yet? Or..."
Locke: "What are you talking about?"
Ben: "Well, you're the leader now. I know it's a tough position. You have to deal with all those people constantly second-guessing your decisions, and it always starts out so innocently, doesn't it? A question here, a comment there, and then if you're not careful, you find you have a full-blown insurrection on your hands. Believe me, your people are gonna be so angry when they realize you still don't have a plan." [S4E6]

Ben: "John, three months ago in Gainesville, Florida, the Virgin Mary seemed to appear in a patch of mold on the side of an old housing complex. When the word got out, over 5,000 people came to see her face for themselves. You've survived an airline crash on this island. One minute, you're in a wheelchair. The next minute, you're doing jumping jacks. If 5,000 people came out to see a piece of mold, how many people do you think would come here to see you? Charles Widmore wants to exploit this island, and he'll do everything in his power to possess it." [S4E6]

Locke: "There's one more thing I need to know. Your man on the boat... I want you to tell me who it is."
Ben: "All right. But you might want to sit down." [S4E6]

To Juliet: "Who are we to question who's on the list and who's not?" [S4E6]

To Karl: "Well, it wouldn't be a sanctuary if I told everyone, would it?" [S4E8]

Ben: "There are people on your boat who are innocent. They have no idea that the man they work for is a monster, a killer without conscience or a greater purpose. I had to show you the difference between him and me. When I'm at war, I'll do what I need to do to win, but I will not kill innocent people."
Michael: "Ana Lucia and Libby... they were innocent."
Ben: "You killed them, Michael. No one asked you to. I don't blame you, Michael. We did you have your boy. And what wouldn'a man do for his son?" [S4E8]

Ben: "It's very important that you survive what's about to happen here, John. So I need you to stay close to me."
Locke: "And why would I do that?"
Ben: "Because the people that are coming won't risk hurting me. You want to live? I'm your best chance." [S4E9]

Ben: (about Hurley) "He actually thinks staying was his idea. Not bad, John. Not bad at all."
Locke: "I'm not you."
Ben: "You're certainly not." [S411]

Ben: "I was told a lot of things, too--that I was chosen, that I was special. Ended up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands."
Locke: "I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben."
Ben: "Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen... because, destiny, John, is a fickle bitch." [S411]

Ben: "I'm not going in there with you. The island wanted me to get sick and it wanted you to get well. My time is over, John. It's yours now." [S411]

Ben: "You heard John. We're going to move the island."
Hurley: "Right. And how are we gonna do that?"
Ben: "Very carefully." [S412]

Ben: "How many times do I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan." [S412]

Ben: "What was the arrangement?"
Richard: They, uh, help us free you, and we let 'em off the island."
Ben: "Fair enough. The helicopter is yours. You and Sayid have a safe journey back."
Kate: "So we can go? Off the island? That's it?"
Ben: "That's it." [S413]

Locke: "Is this the magic box?"
Ben: "No, John, it's not." [S413]

Ben: (as he stabs Keamy) "You killed my daughter."
Keamy: "Aah!"
Ben: "You killed my daughter!"
Locke: "Ben! Ben! Ben, stop! No, no! Stop!"
Locke: "Ben, what did you do?"
Locke: "You just killed everybody on that boat."
Ben: "So?" [S413]

Locke: "Ben, help me. If he dies, everybody on that boat dies."
Ben: "That's not my problem, John."
(Keamy wheezes.)
Locke: "Hang on, man. Hang on!"
Keamy: (Hoarsely) "Wherever you go... Widmore... (breathing erratically) he'll find you."
Ben: "Not if I find him first." [S413]

Locke: "Why did you kill him when you knew it would destroy the boat?"
Ben: "Well, John, I really wasn't thinking straight. Sometimes... good command decisions get compromised by bad emotional responses. I'm sure you're gonna do a much better job of separating the two than I ever did." [S413]

Locke: "Jacob told me what we had to do. You don't get to make all the decisions--"
Ben: "He told you what to do, but he didn't tell you how because he wants me to suffer the consequences."
Locke: "What consequences?"
Ben: "Whoever moves the island can never come back. So I'd like you to get on the elevator, John, and go back up. Richard and my people will be waiting 2 miles east of the Orchid."
Locke: "Waiting for me?"
Ben: "Ready, willing and able to share what they know. And then they will follow your every word. Good-bye, John. I'm sorry I made your life so miserable."
(Ben shakes Locke's hand.)
Locke: "What do I tell 'em to do?"
Ben: "You'll find your way, John. You always do." [S413]

Jack: "He told me... that after I left the island, some very bad things happened. And he told me that it was my fault for leaving. And he said that I had to come back."
Ben: "Yes, I heard that you've been flying on passenger planes... hoping that you'd crash. It's dark, Jack, very dark."
Jack: "Why are you here?"
Ben: "I'm here to tell you that the island won't let you come alone. All of you have to go back."
Jack: "Are you... Sayid--I don't even know where Sayid is. Hurley... is insane. Sun blames me for... and then Kate... She won't even talk to me anymore."
Ben: "Perhaps I can help you with that. This is the way it has to be, Jack. It's the only way. You have to do it together, all of you."
Jack: "How?"
Ben: "I have a few ideas."
Ben: "Jack... I said, all of you. We're gonna have to bring him, too." (shows Locke in coffin) [S413]

Carmen: "Hugo, what are you doing with that?"
Hurley: "I don't know. I thought there might be a prowler or something."
Carmen: "Jesus Christ is not a weapon. Okay. Enjoy your party." [S4E12]

Jack: "My father didn't have a daughter..."
Carole: "Yes. He did. If you don't believe me, check his phone records. Would you like to know the--the strangest thing about all this, Mr. Shephard? My daughter was on your plane, too. She was on flight 8-1-5. You were in the air for six hours, probably just a few rows from her and you never even knew she was your sister. She was one of the ones who died when your plane hit the water. Her name was... Claire. I didn't mean to burden you with this, but... you needed to know. I'm... sorry for your loss." [S4E12]

Juliet: "You're boat's forty miles off the coast, it should have taken them what, twenty minutes to get there? So why aren't you worried?"
Charlotte: "Should I wring me hands together and whisper a prayer on their behalf?" [S4E5]

Claire: "John, we have to find out who these people are and where they came from and why they're not interested in rescuing us."
Locke: "And you don't think I'm gonna get that out of him?"
Claire: "No, I... I just think we might be taking the wrong approach. I mean, you killed one, Ben shot one, and now we're holding one prisoner. You know, it's not hard to understand why they might think we're hostile. I might be just a little less intimidating." [S4E6]

To Kate: "The light! It's strange out here isn't it? It's kinda like, it doesn't scatter...quite right." [S4E2]

Daniel: "It'll be fine, it'll be fine. As long as Frank flew on the bearings I gave him. If he stayed on it, it'll be fine."
Jack: "And what if he didn't?"
Daniel: "Then there might be side-effects." [S4E5]

Ben: "Listen to me, we don't have time for this. Everyone who stays here is going to die. Now get Alex and get away right now, I don't care where you go, just go, I will not have my daughter..."
[Danielle hits Ben in the face]
Danielle: "She is not your daughter." [S4E1]

To Miles: "I saw a cow." [S4E2]

Frank: "Hey, this guy Sayid, where's he from?"
Jack: "Iraq."
Frank: "Iraq? He's just gonna go and work everything out? What was he, a diplomat?"
Jack: (chuckles) "No. No, he was a torturer." [S4E3]

To Sayid and Desmond: "That's exactly what it is. Now here's the funny thing. This black box comes from Oceanic Flight 815. A salvage vessel recovered it from the bottom of the ocean. It took a considerable amount of Mr. Widmore's resources to procure it. It was found with the wreckage of the plane, along with all 324 dead passengers. That's not the complete story, as you are well aware, Mr. Jarrah, given the fact that you're standing here, breathing... The wreckage was obviously staged. Now can you imagine what kind of resources and manpower go into pulling off a feat of that magnitude? Faking the recovery of a plane crash? Putting 324 families through a grieving process based on a lie? But what's even more disturbing... where exactly does one come across 324 dead bodies? And that, Mr. Jarrah, Mr. Hume, is just one of the many reasons we want Benjamin Linus." [S4E7]

Harper: "I came to deliver a message... from Ben. The two people you're looking for--Faraday and Lewis... they're headed for the Tempest. And if they figure out how to deploy that gas... then everyone on this island is going to die."
Juliet: "Why don't you stop them?"
Harper: "Because Ben wants you to go."
Juliet: "How can Ben possibly know where they are when he's a prisoner?"
Harper: "Ben is exactly where he wants to be."
Juliet: "How am I supposed to stop them?"
Harper: "By pointing the gun and pulling the trigger."
Jack: "Hey! Who are you?"
Harper: "I'm an old friend of Juliet's. I just told her where the people you're looking for are headed. Maybe you and your gun can go, too." [S4E6]

To police: "Stop! Stop! Don't you know who I am? I'm one of the Oceanic 6! I'm one of the Oceanic 6!!" [S4E1]

Hurley: "Did I ever tell you I won the lottery? I had like a hundred and fifty million dollars. Worst thing that ever happened to me."
Bernard: "Oh yeah, who needs a hundred and fifty million dollars, right?"
Hurley: "Now it'll all be gone. Cause they all think I'm dead. We get rescued and I go back. I'm gonna be free. (Pauses) I wanna do a cannonball. I've been walking up and down this beach everyday and looking out at this water. And I wanna do a cannonball."
Bernard: "Hurley. You wanna do a cannonball? Cannonball." [S4E1]

To Sawyer: "You don't wait with warnings dude, you warn." [S4E1]

Charlie: "Can we just sit down?"
Hurley: "I may be in a mental hospital, but I know you're dead and I'm not having an imaginary conversation with you."
Charlie: "I am dead. But I'm also here."
Hurley: "Ok, prove it."
[Charlie slaps Hurley]
Hurley: "All right, ok." [S4E1]

"He's not crazy. What about Charlie? Charlie went down to that place so we could all be rescued. And whatever he did down there, it worked. But then something must have happened. He must have heard something before he... (Pauses) I don't know why, but he changed his mind... Because the last thing he did was to warn us that the people on that boat are not who they said they were. So I'm not listening to you. I'm listening to my friend. I'm listening to Charlie." [S4E1]

Hurley: "Locke's gone off the reservation, man. I mean, he took this one chick hostage, he said Walt was the one who told him to kill the other chick, and he..."
Sayid: "Walt?"
Hurley: "Dude, don't ask. I was just, like, trying to argue with him, so he'd just like, you know, chill, but..."
Miles: "How about you stop babbling and just tell us what happened here, alright?"
Hurley: "Who are you?"
Miles: "Where the hell did they go, Tubby?"
Hurley: "Oh awesome. The ship sent us another Sawyer." [S4E3]

Sayid: "I'm not going to hurt you, Hurley."
Hurley: "Yeah, I saw you snap that guy's neck with that break dancing thing you do with your legs. I think I'll hang back here." [S4E3]

Miles: "We're here for him." (indicates Ben)
Hurley: "Um, we kind of, like, knew that forever ago." [S4E8]

Jack: "Why aren't you taking your meds?"
Hurley: "Cause we're dead... all of us. All the Oceanic Six--we're all dead. We never got off that island." [S4E10]

Walt: "You know, when you came back, I was waiting for one of you to come see me, but... nobody did."
Hurley: "I'm sorry."
Walt: "Do you know who did come see me? Jeremy Bentham. I don't undetand why you're all lying."
Hurley: "(Lowered voice) We're lying... because it's the only way to protect everyone that didn't come back."
Walt: "Like my dad?
Hurley: "Like your dad, yeah" [S4E13]

Sayid: "Don't say it. We're being watched."
Hurley: "Dude, I've been having regular conversations with dead people. The last thing I need now is paranoia."
Sayid: "I just killed a man who's been perched outside this facility for the last week. I'm finding paranoia keeps me alive."
Hurley: "We're not going back, are we?"
Sayid: "No. Just somewhere safe."
Hurley: "Okay then. Hold on a sec. Checkmate, Mr. Eko." [S4E13]

Hurley: "Locke. He moved the island."
Jack: "No, he didn't."
Hurley: "Oh, really? 'Cause... one minute it was there, and the next it was gone, so... unless we, like, overlooked it, Dude, that's exactly what he did. But... if you've got another explanation, man, I'd love to hear it." [S4E13]

To Miles: "I dunno, Miles. How stupid are ya?" [S4E2]

To Miles: "You want your gun back, I want answers." [S4E3]

Kate: "Kinda sucks, huh?"
Jack: "What's that?"
Kate: "Being told not to come along. Now you know what it feels like to be me."
Jack: "Does that mean I should wait twenty minutes and go anyway?" [S4E3]

Jack: "You should go with them, Kate."
Kate: "Are you serious?"
Jack: "Yeah."
Kate: "What, don't you trust Sayid?"
Jack: "I don't trust Locke."
Kate: "So what's preventing him from doing to me what he did to Naomi?"
Jack: "Sawyer won't let him." [S4E3]

Desmond: "This is a... this is a trip wire. Move it, and... boom. This is dummy wiring. If you cut the wrong one... boom. This is multiple firing systems. You disable one, the next one... boom. Um, this... battery's the power source. If you disconnect it..."
Jin: "Boom." [S4E13]

Sayid: "Juliet, you lived amongst the Others, why would Ben say the people coming here intend to do us harm?"
Juliet: "Because he's a liar. And he's trying to scare us, that's what Ben does. Or, because the people coming here intend to do us harm. How many guns do you have left?" [S4E2]

Charlotte: "Dan, let's not confuse anyone."
Juliet: "Well, Daniel, maybe if you talk real slow, we'll be able to follow." [S4E5]

Juliet: "Harper hates me. We only talk because we have to. I get the feeling that she is a mean... and spiteful person."
Goodwin: "She's my wife." [S4E6]

Jack: "The two of you friends?"
Juliet: "Not exactly. She was my therapist."
Jack: "You people had therapists?"
Juliet: "It's very stressful being an Other, Jack."
Jack: "Seemed kinda hostile, even for a therapist."
Juliet: "I'm sure there are things from your past that you'd rather not talk about."
Jack: "Yeah. You read them all in my file."
Juliet: "Trust me, Jack. You don't wanna see my file." [S4E6]

Juliet: "He wanted me to kill them. Ben. He told me to kill both of them."
Jack: "How can he tell you anything?"
Juliet: "I don't know, but he knew how to get to me, and he knew where they were going and what they were doing. Don't you understand? These people came here to wage war against Ben, and Ben's gonna win, Jack. And when he does, you don't want to be anywhere near me."
Jack: "Why not?"
Juliet: "Because he thinks that I'm his. And he knows how I feel about you."
(They kiss)
Jack: "He knows where to find me." [S4E6]

To Sun: "More than anything. I don't know if that boat out there is the answer or not, but it's something. I need to go home. So do you. Sun... In about three weeks, you'll be in an almost constant state of nausea. A week after that, you will experience shortness of breath that won't go away. A week after that, you will lose consciousness and slip into a coma. And then, Sun, you will die. And when your heart stops beating... so will the baby's. And that, Sun, is why it is my business, because you are my patient. If you go... you will die. And your baby will never be born." [S4E7]

Kate: "Guess she didn't wanna have to explain why she was on her way to a poison gas factory. Juliet told Jack that it was a power station."
Sun: "Why would Juliet lie about that?"
Kate: "Force of habit?" [S4E7]

Charlotte: "Wha, what? We need to stay where we are so they can find us."
Locke: "See, there's your problem. We don't wanna be found." [S4E2]

Kate: "And what gives you the right to decide whether or not..."
Locke: "You may think this is a democracy, Kate, because of the way Jack ran things, but this is not a democracy."
Kate: "Well, I guess that makes it a dictatorship."
Locke: "If I was a dictator, I would just shoot you, and go about my day. Dinner's at six if you're hungry." [S4E4]

(Locke answers the phone in Ben's house)
Automated female voice: (Over phone) "Code 14-J. Code 14-J."
Hurley: "Who is it?"
Locke: "I think it's for Ben." [S4E9]

Locke: "You ever wonder what happened to the DHARMA Initiative, Hugo? There must have been at least a hundred of 'em living on this island--manning the stations, building those homes, making all that ranch dressing that you like. And then one day, they're all gone. They just disappeared. You want to know where we're going? We're going to see them."
Hurley: "Whoa. What happened to 'em?"
Locke: "He did." (Ben) [S4E11]

Ben: "Did he tell you what we're supposed to do?"
Locke: "He did."
Ben: "Well?"
Locke: "He wants us to move the island." [S4E11]

Jack: "You'd like me to stay."
Locke: "Yeah, that's right."
Jack: "You threw a knife into the back of an unarmed woman. You led half of our people across the island and got most of them killed."
Locke: "Well, Jack, you put a gun to my head and you pulled the trigger. I was hoping we could let bygones be bygones." [S4E13]

Locke: "You know, Jack. You know that you're here for a reason. You know it. And if you leave this place, that knowledge is gonna eat you alive from the inside out... until you decide to come back." [S4E13]

Locke: "Lie to them, Jack. If you do it half as well as you lie to yourself, they'll believe you." [S4E13]

Sayid: "Hello, Michael."
Michael: (Lowered voice) "Not now, man."
Sayid: "Yes. Right now. Why are you on this boat?"
Michael: "I'm here to die." [S4E8]

Sayid: "Oh that's nice, well maybe you can help me. You say you're not here on a rescue mission, and the world at large believes us to be dead. But here we are alive and well, and you don't seem remotely surprised to see us."
Miles [Sarcastically] "Oh my God, you guys were on Oceanic Flight 815, wow! That better?" [S4E2]

To Jack: "You're supposed to be dead. But am I asking a million questions? No. We both have the same problem, this Locke guy." [S4E3]

To Frank: "In case you zoned out while you were tweezing your goatee, one of these yahoos took Charlotte prisoner." [S4E3]

Hurley: "Yeah, they were freaked. Locke said the people on the ship were here to rescue Charlotte then kill us. (turns to Miles) So, are you?"
Miles: "Not yet." [S4E3]

Sawyer: "I'm talking about the 3 million bucks your buddy here asked for. (Indicates Miles) Well?"
John: "Yeah. Miles offered his loyalty in exchange for the money. But as I haven't seen a bank on the island, I didn't think it worth mentioning."
(Miles chuckles)
Sawyer: "Somethin' funny?"
Miles: "Linus will find a way to get it."
Sawyer: "And how will he do that?"
Miles: "He wants to survive. And considering a week ago you had a gun to his head, and tonight he's eating pound cake... I'd say he's a guy who gets what he wants." [S4E8]

Faraday: "I'm leaving in ten minutes to take the next group of people to the freighter. You need to make sure that you're with me on that raft, all right?"
Miles: "Well, don't worry about me, 'cause I'm gonna stay."
Faraday: "Miles, no, uh, uh, I don't think I'm getting across the... direness of the circumstance."
Miles: "Oh, no, you're very dire, but I'm still gonna stay." [S4E13]

Bernard: "All right. Honey, I am sure Jack is gonna be okay. An appendectomy is just about the most common kind of surgery there is."
Rose: "That's not what I was thinking about. I was thinking, Why did he get sick?"
Bernard: "Why? It's just--it's just bad luck."
Rose: "The day before we're all supposed to be rescued, the person that we count on the most suddenly comes down with a life-threatening condition, and you're chalking it up to bad luck?"
Bernard: "Well, what are you saying, that--that Jack did something to offend the gods? People get sick, Rose."
Rose: "Not here. Here, they get better." [S4E10]

Rose: "Uh, who told you you could eat those peanuts?"
Miles: "May--may I eat these peanuts?"
Rose: "I'm gonna keep my eye on you, shorty." [S4E13]

Kate: "What are you doing?"
Sawyer: "Same thing I've always done Kate, surviving." [S4E1]

To Locke: "Sure, who are we to argue with Taller Ghost Walt." [S4E2]

Sawyer [About Ben]: "Well here's an idea: why don't we take a gun, point it to his big toe and send that little piggy to the market. And if he still doesn't want to tell us, move on to the roast beef. Why don't we do that?"
Locke: "Because then we'd have to carry him." [S4E3]

Kate: "So what, I'm your prisoner?"
Sawyer: "If that sorta thing turns you on." [S4E3]

Locke: "Do you regret following me out here? Are you worried about what we should do next?"
Sawyer: "All I know is that I'd be a lot more worried if I was sitting on that beach."
Locke: "And the rest of the group, what are they saying?"
Sawyer: "I think they're saying Baa." [S4E4]

Sawyer: "She talked to that guy...Bruce Lee from the freighter, the guy you've got locked up. He told her to bring Ben down to him for a chat."
Locke: "No, that's impossible. She doesn't even know where Miles is."
Sawyer: "What, the boathouse down by the dock? If Hugo knows, everybody knows." [S4E4]

To Kate: "Oh, come on! It's not like we ain't never done it before. Now, I'm cool we didn't go all the way last night. I get it. You were sad. But I mean, how can you resist after that whole "I'll keep you safe" thing?" [S4E4]

Hurley: "We're all gonna die."
Sawyer: "Calm down, Chicken Little. The sky ain't falling just yet."
Hurley: "This is exactly what he wants, to fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude."
Locke: "It's his to make, Hugo. (To Sawyer) Let's get on with it."
Sawyer: "Right... I'm attackin' Siberia."
(You see they are playing the board game of Risk) [S4E9]

Sawyer: "Let me guess. 14-J ain't the code for the pizza boy." [S4E9]

Sawyer: (about Claire) "Don't even think about it."
Miles: "What?"
Sawyer: "Don't look at her. Don't talk to her. Don't mess with her. You got a restraining order. 20 feet."
Miles: "What are you, her big brother?"
Sawyer: "No. I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot in your face unless you say, Yeah. I getcha."
Miles: "Yeah. I getcha." [S4E10]

Jack: "The chopper flew over the beach. Someone tossed this out. It must've been Sayid."
Sawyer: "Well, you better hope it ain't Sayid, 'cause if he's with those animals that just blew up half of New Otherton, you do not wanna tussle with 'em." [S4E12]

To Jack: "Hold up! You don't get to die alone." [S4E12]

Sawyer: "He say somethin' to tick you off, Freckles?"
Kate: "Didn't kill that one."
Sawyer: "Well, which one did you kill?" [S4E13]

Lapidus: "You got a better idea?"
Sawyer: "Hacksaw."
Lapidus: "For the handcuffs, right?"
Sawyer: "Ay. All right, all right." [S4E13]

"Everyone has a boss, Elsa." [S4E3]

Sayid: "I'm going to make Locke give me Charlotte. And I'm going to do it without any bloodshed."
Jack: "As opposed to the way I'd do it."
Sayid: "Last time you encountered him; you put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger. That's not good diplomacy." [S4E3]

Miles: "Yeah, gee, who's the one going after one of their crash buddies with guns? Actually, I do care about Locke. Maybe you can tell me how he managed to split your happy little family in half."
Sayid: "There was a fundamental debate as to whether your people were coming to rescue us, or kill us."
Miles: "And which side did you land on?"
Sayid: "I'll let you know when I decide." [S4E3]

To Ben: "I spent the last eight years of my life searching for the woman I love. I finally found her and I married her. And I buried her yesterday. So don't tell me this is not my war. Benjamin... Who's next?" [S4E9]

(about Sun buying a controlling interest in her father's company)
MR. Paik: (In Korean) "Why... would you do this?"
Sun: (In Korean) "You ruined my husband's life. It is because of you we were on that plane. Two people are responsible for his death. You are one of them." [S4E12]

To Michael: "Manhattan, huh? We let you leave one island, you just go to another one." [S4E8]

Tom: "I got some bad news for you, amigo. You can't kill yourself. The Island won't let you!
Michael: What'd you say?"
Tom: "No matter how bad you want to, no matter how many different ways you try, it won't happen." [S4E8]

To Ben: "That island's mine, Benjamin. It always was. It will be again." [S4E9]

To Hurley: "In their defense, I'm not an easy person to trust. But they came around when they realized that we all want the same thing." [S5E2]

Jack: "And the other people on this plane--what's gonna happen to them?"
Ben: "Who cares?" [S5E6]

Carmen: "Who is Sayid? I thought he was your friend."
Hurley: "He is my friend... but he's also got this double life where he does crazy Ninja moves and spy stuff. But he's a good guy."
Carmen: "A good guy doesn't kill three men. A good guy doesn't kill any men." [S5E2]

David: "You killed three people?"
Hurley: "No. Sayid did."
David: "Oh. Well, that's better. Come on. Let's get him to the couch." [S5E2]

Hurley: "You want a fry?"
Sayid: "No, thank you."
Hurley: "You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food you wouldn't have to go around shooting people." [S5E1]

Sayid: "I'm not taking any risks. After Bentham died..."
Hurley: "You mean Locke."
Sayid: "Yes, I mean Locke."
Hurley: "I need a cool code name." [S5E1]

To Locke: "Have you ever stopped to think that these delusions that you're special aren't real? That maybe there's nothing important about you at all? Maybe you are just a lonely old man that crashed on an Island. That's it. Good-bye, John." [S5E7]

To Jack: "Well, I picked this gig up about eight months ago. I fly this route all the time. Sometimes I take the big birds into New... Delhi. Is... that Sayid? And Hurley. Wait a second. We're not going to Guam, are we?" [S5E6]

To Ilana: "You asked what I remembered. I remember dying." [S5E7]

Richard: "No, they're fine, John, and they're already home, so you have to convince them to come back."
Locke: "How--how am I supposed to do that?"
Richard: "You're gonna have to die, John." [S5E1]

To Faraday: "More pointless than staring at a hole in the ground?" [S5E1]

To Faraday: "That would all be fascinating if I was listening to ya." [S5E1]

(pounding on Hatch door) "Yo, open up! It's the Ghost of Christmas Future! [S5E1]

Cunningham: "That idiot shouted out, 'Meet at the creek.' We knew exactly where they were going. We sent a group after them."
Sawyer: "Well, maybe I should've said it in my secret language." [S5E3]

To Locke & Juliet: "I hate to bust up the 'I'm an Other, you're an Other' reunion but Faraday, the guy that's actually gonna save us, is being death marched into the jungle right now." [S5E3]

To Juliet: "What about you? You wanna stay here in Crazytown or help me rescue the geek?" [S5E3]

To Juliet: "Time travel's a bitch." [S5E4]

Sawyer: "What exactly are you hoping to find?"
Locke: "A way off the island."
Sawyer: "You expecting a subway?" [S5E5]

To Amy: "Personal? You think this isn't gonna get out? It'll be on the coconut telegraph by breakfast." [S5E8]

To Miles: "I'm a professional. I used to lie for a living." [S5E8]

Horace: "Okay, LaFleur, how well'd you bury those bodies?"
Sawyer: "Well, that depends on how hard he looks." [S5E8]

To Juliet: "Well, what about me? You really gonna leave me here with the mad scientist and Mr. 'I Speak to Dead People'?" [S5E8]

Sayid: "I was working for Benjamin Linus."
Hurley: "Wait. He's on our side now?"
Sayid: "Listen to me, Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite." [S5E1]

Alex: Sheena, Underdog, Lollipop, Sally Slingshot

Ana-Lucia: Rambina, Ponce de Leon, Muchacha, Little Red Riding Hood, Little Amiga

Ben: Artist Formerly Known As Henry Gale, The Big Kahuna, George, Captain Bunny Killer, Bug-Eyed Bastard, Little Bastard, Yoda

Bernard: Suzy, Norma Rae

Boone: Metro

Charlie: A Reject From VH1 Has-Beens, Has-Been Pop Star, Little Limey Runt, Chuckie, Tattoo, Babynapper, Jiminy Cricket, Oliver Twist, Munchkin

Charlotte: Ginger

Claire: Pregnant Girl, Missy Claire, Mamacita

Danny: Chinatown, Broken Nose Man, Blockhead

Desmond: Scotty

Ethan: Ringer, Jungle Boy

Faraday: Whiz kid, Danny Boy, Dr. Wizard, Plato

Hurley: Stay-Puff, Pillsbury, Jabba, Jethro, Rerun, Barbar, Hammo, Mongo, Muttonchops, Deepdish, Damn Grape Ape, Snuffy, Jumbotron, International House of Pancakes, Avalanche, Grimace, Sir Hugo, Montezuma, Chicken Little, Kong

Jack: The Hero, Jackass, Jacko, Saint Jack, Cowboy, Chico, Damn Spinal Surgeon, Dr. Quinn, Dr. Do Right, Sheriff, Amarillo Slim, Cool Hand, Dr. Giggles, Daniel Boone, Sundance

Jin: Mr. Miyagi, Cato, Sulu, Chewie, Jin-Bo, Crouching Tiger

Karl: Chachi, Cheech

Kate: Freckles, Belle of the Ball, Sassafras, Sheena, Thelma, Pippi Longstocking, Shortcake, Magellan

Lapidus: Yahoo, Shaggy, Kenny Rogers

Libby: Moonbeam

Locke: Mr. Clean, Daniel Boone, Brutus, Gimpy McCrutch, Bald Bastard, John Boy, Tarzan, Colonel Kurtz, Johnny Boy

Michael: Han

Miles: Bruce Lee from the freighter, Donger, Genghis, Banzai

Mr. Eko: Shaft, Mr. Ed

Paulo: Zorro, Pablo

Richard: Hoss

Tom: Bluebeard, Zeke

Sayid: Al Jazeera, Abdul, Omar, Captain Falafel, Ali, Red Beret, Captain Arab, Resident Iraqi

Shannon: Sticks, Sweet Cheeks

Sun: Betty, Tokyo Rose, Sunshine, Hidden Dragon

Walt: Tattoo, Short Round, Kazoo