20 Ways To Tell If You Are A Good Liberal!

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20 Ways To Tell If You Are A Good Liberal!

Here are 20 ways to tell if you are a good liberal.

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20 Ways To Tell If You Are A Good Liberal!

You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

3 points

You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical changes in the earth's climate and more affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.

2 points

You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

2 points

You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

1 point

You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th-graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

1 point

You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but PETA activists do.

1 point

You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

1 point

You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain only.

1 point

You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

1 point

You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

1 point

You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, Gen. Robert E. Lee, and Thomas Edison.

1 point

You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

1 point

You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been in charge.

1 point

You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag queens and transvestites should be constitutionally protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

1 point

You have to believe that more laws need to be passed to protect people from themselves, because people are too dumb to make their own choices.

1 point

You have to believe that it is the government's responsibility to solve people's problems because people should not be held accountable or responsible for their mistakes.

1 point

You have to believe that this list is a part of a vast, right-wing conspiracy.

1 point

You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

0 points

You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding citizens are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in the hands of Iran or Chinese and North Korean communists.

0 points

You have to believe that there was no art before federal funding.

0 points

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