Lolcats guide to zombie infestation plan

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Do you have a plan?

You know the day will come. The dead will walk on the earth. Are you ready for the worst? Here is the complete Lolcats guide to survive this apocalypse.

To zombies you look like a bowl of tasty ramen. 

As you know, they only have one thing on your mind when they see you 

Zombie usually travel in herds. If you saw one don't fight, Flee as soon as you get the chance. 

They are now sophisticated and some say they even have their own corporation 

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Zombies are typical sloth, but beware of the younger ones as they are more quick and agile 

Don't be obnoxious. Arrogant people tend to die first as we have learnt in the movies 

Sometimes its not the zombies that will kill you, hunger and paranoia may drive your friends into doing the unthinkable 

In this case you're just as doomed like the tasty ramen 

References 

Zombie vector courtesy of Chris Spooner from spoongraphics

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