Long Island, NY - A Tribute
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You Are From Long Island If...
The anonymous joke email You know you're from Long Island if... has been passed along and forwarded amongst Long Islanders for as long as there has been email service. It's just one of those things that no matter how many times you receive it, if you're from the Island, you have to read it and laugh.
As you may have guessed, I got another copy today and decided to turn it into a tribute to my former place of residence, the place that no matter where I actually live, I will always refer to as "home".
Includes links and info about Long Island teams and celebrities
Long Island, NY - A Tribute is an ongoing interactive project of mine and will be updated and added to as time permits. Stop back often to see what's new.
Explore the Island
- You Know You're From Long Island If...
- For Those Who Don't Know
- Places to See While Visiting Long Island
- You Know You're From Long Island If ...
- Come On, Admit It
- The Big Duck, Flanders, NY
- You Know You're From Long Island If...
- Billy Joel
- Video Dispay of Long Island
- Filmed on Long Island
- More Famous People From Long Island
- Long Island is Proud of Pat Benatar
- You Know You're From Long Island If ...
- The Hamptons, Long Island, NY
- Visit the Hamptons Online
- Have You Had the Pleasure
- You Know You're From Long Island If ...
- Jones Beach
- You Know You're From Long Island If ...
- Our Favorite Cocktail
- Long Island Iced Tea Recipes
- Do You Like them
- You Know You're From Long Island If...
- Long Island and the Movies
- You Know You're From Long Island If...
- 112 Ocean Avenue
- The Amityville Horror Movie Collection
- You Know You're From Long Island If ...
- Okay Long Island, Speak Out
- I Love Long Island
- Official Site of the NY Islanders
- Are You A Fan
- Long Island Professional Wrestler
- Do You Watch Professional Wrestling?
- Official Site of the Long Island Ducks
- Are You Into Minor League Baseball
- Long Island Memorabillia on eBay
- Don't Miss this Lens
- For Those Who Live Elsewhere
- Suggestion Box
You Know You're From Long Island If...
The Joke ~Part 1~
When you're away from Long Island , you love it and when you're there, you don't.
You think if you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York.
You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on intuition.
You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "The City".
You never realize you have an accent till you leave.
You don't live in Long Island, You live ON Long Island.
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For Those Who Don't Know
About Long Island
Long Island is an island in southeast New York, USA. It is also a major suburb of New York City, and was one of the first modern suburbs in the United States.True to its name, the island is much longer than it is wide, jutting out some 118 miles (190 km) from New York Harbor, and varies in width between 12 - 23 miles (19 - 37 km) between the southern Atlantic coast and Long Island Sound.[1] Long Island has an area of 1,401 square miles (3,629 km²), making it the largest island in the continental United States and the 149th largest island in the world.[1] It is connected to the mainland by several bridges and tunnels through New York City.
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Long Island Photo From Space
Places to See While Visiting Long Island
- Long Island Links - Attractions, Tourist Information, Places of Interest
- Long Island attractions, tourist information and places of interest.
Long Island, located at the threshold of New York City, Is a diverse glacial playground of unbelievable natural beauty and a wealth of historical charm. It is a true island, surrounded by the Atlantic Ocean, East River & Long Island Sound with hundreds of miles of pristine beaches. This site is dedicated to providing a convenient source of links to Long Islands attraction's & other places of interest with web sites.
You Know You're From Long Island If ...
The Joke ~Part 2~
Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville .
You know White Castle is terrible for you and the food sucks but you periodically "Get the Crave".
You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more games if they moved to
Manhattan
You think that somehow, the Jets and Giants still play in New York
You've missed that "Drunk Train", the 2:42 out of Penn and had the dreaded wait until 5:30.
Come On, Admit It
The Big Duck, Flanders, NY
The Big Duck is a ferrocement building in the shape of a duck located in Flanders, New York, on Long Island. It was originally built in 1931 by duck farmer Martin Maurer in nearby Riverhead, and used as a shop to sell ducks and duck eggs.The Big Duck is a prime example of literalism in advertising. The building measures 18 feet wide, 30 feet long and 20 feet tall to the top of the head. The duck's eyes are made from Ford Model T tail lights and the interior floor space is confined to 11 feet by 15 feet. The wood frame, wire mesh/concrete surface building was designed in the shape of a Pekin duck in order to house a retail poultry store.
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You Know You're From Long Island If...
The Joke ~Part 3~
You can correctly pronounce places like Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Wantagh, Mineola, Islandia, and Massapequa
You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36, 7-11's.
You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica ..."
You think Islip MacArthur airport is cute and you enjoy watching it grow up.
Billy Joel said it best,"either you date a rich girl from The North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore ".

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Billy Joel
Grew Up on Long Island
William Joseph Martin "Billy" Joel (born May 9, 1949) is an American singer-songwriter. He released his first hit song, "Piano Man", in 1973. According to the RIAA, he is the sixth best-selling recording artist in the United States.Continue Reading
Video Dispay of Long Island
- From Long Island With Love
- Beautiful video display of some of Long Island's finest sites.
Filmed on Long Island
Newsday Article
By Jack Mathews | Staff Writer
If the film setting looks familiar, it may be because you've seen it before -- right here on Long Island.
With computers, you can do anything, so let's say we're on a computer, and we have just compressed the 20th Century into one moment. The category is ``Movies: Long Island,'' and on the screen is a map of the Island, dotted from the left end of Queens to the right point of Montauk with little icons of motion picture cameras. So we move the cursor to the first icon on the left, resting on the east side of the Queensboro Bridge, and double-click. Instantly (this is a very fast computer) the screen is filled with a live image from a movie set. There's a jumble of equipment -- props and cables and lights and scaffolding and Portalets and motor homes.
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More Famous People From Long Island
Celebrities Born in Nassau and Suffolk County
There must be something in the water!A+ (rapper), Carol Alt, Criss Angel, Judd Apatow, KC Armstrong, Ashanti, Alec Baldwin, Daniel Baldwin, Stephen Baldwin, William Baldwin, Craig Biggio, Bruce Blakeman, Nikki Blonsky, Brian Bloom, Steve Buscemi, Mariah Carey, Tricia Cast, Frank Catalanotto, Speedy Claxton, LL Cool J, Kevin Covais, Billy Crystal, Anthony Cumia, Chuck D, Jennifer Capriati, Rodney Dangerfield, Taylor Dayne, Gary Dell'Abate, William "Flavor Flav" Drayton, Billy Donovan, Meredith Eaton-Gilden,
Julius Erving, Boomer Esiason, Jay Fiedler, Amy Fisher, Melvin Fowler, Mike Francesa, D'Brickashaw Ferguson, Deborah Gibson, Tony Graffanino, Leroy Grumman, Tom Gugliotta, Melissa Joan Hart, Joey Heatherton, Christopher Higgins, Gregg "Opie" Hughes, Sarah Hughes, Kevin James, Chris Jericho, Joan Jett, Billy Joel, Christine Jorgensen, Brian Kilmeade, Mike Komisarek, Tony Kornheiser, Michael Kors, Ron Kovic, William Kucmierowski (professional wrestler Brimstone), Lindsay Lohan, Patti LuPone, Ralph Macchio, Method Man, "Stuttering" John Melendez, Eddie Money, Jane Monheit, Kevin Moore, John Myung, Yvette Nelson, Eric Nystrom, Soledad O'Brien, Rosie O'Donnell, Bill O'Reilly, John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy, Prodigy (rapper), Thomas Pynchon, Lou Reed, Donald "Buck Dharma" Roeser (guitarist for rock band "Blue Öyster Cult"), Juan Romero, Matt Serra, Joe Satriani, John Savage (the actor), Telly Savalas, Erik "Everlast" Schrody, Rob Scuderi, Brian Setzer, Eric Sermon, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, DJ Skribble, Dee Snider, Howard Stern, John Tesh, Vinny Testaverde, Thomas Truxtun, Steve Vai, Frank Viola, Walt Whitman, Carl Yastrzemski, Michael "Mikey" Brenley, James Dolan (CEO Cablevision), Meg Whitman (CEO eBay), Bob Keeshan (Captain Kangaroo)
Find Famous Residents of Long Island and a Link to Famous People From Brooklyn and Queens Here
Long Island is Proud of Pat Benatar
You Know You're From Long Island If ...
The Joke ~Part 4~
Quick! Who's your county Executive? Don't know do
you?!
You've never taken an MTA bus.
The Long Island Expressway isn't really as bad as
everybody thinks.
You don't associate Fire Island with gay men.
You don't really see the big deal about the Hamptons
unless you got smashed at the Bordy Barn.
The Hamptons, Long Island, NY
The Hamptons refers specifically to the towns of Southampton and East Hampton on the South Fork, Suffolk County, New York on the east end of Long Island.As usual in a summer colony, parts of the Hamptons are well known as a playground for the rich who own summer homes there. Others are seaside resorts...
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Visit the Hamptons Online
- Hamptons Online - Guide to the Hamptons and East End of Long Island
- The Hamptons most comprehensive web guide and resource, serving areas including Southampton, East Hampton, Westhampton Beach, the North Fork and Montauk, including real estate, tourism, beaches, boating & fishing, food & dining, parks & recreation, nightlife, hotels & accommodations, history, nature
Have You Had the Pleasure
You Know You're From Long Island If ...
The Joke ~Part5~
everyone in the world knows that answer means New York.
You've always liked Billy Joel and you own several of his "records."
The Belt Parkway sucks! You've been stuck in a traffic jam for more than 2 hours (without moving).
Your parents took you to All American, Nathan's or
Carvel(on the way home from the beach).
Regular gas - $3.29 and you still pay it!!!
You hate paying tolls.
You don't have to go far to see your family.
You remember Grumman.
You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE!
Jones Beach
Jones Beach State Park is a state park of the U.S. state of New York. It is located in southern Nassau County, in the hamlet of Wantagh, on Jones Beach Island, a barrier island linked to Long Island by the Meadowbrook Parkway and Wantagh Parkway across the Great South Bay.The park is renowned for its excellent beaches, 6.5 mi (10 km) in length, facing the open Atlantic Ocean and furnishes one of the most popular summer recreational locations for the New York City area. It is the most popular and heavily visited beach on the East Coast, estimated that over eight million people per year visit the Beach.
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The Joke ~Part 6~
Wendy's and Arby's closed for good. (But they are back now!)
You can spout off all the LIRR stops between Penn Station and Huntington ..
Paying $35 for a haircut doesn't sound so crazy.
You think the people from Brooklyn are "da wunz dat tawk wit a accent."
You went sledding in the sumps and at Bald Hill Ski Bowl.
You knew of Massapequa before the Amy Fisher-Joey Buttafuoco nightmare.
You think going to Queens is a hike.
The first time you heard the term " Long Island Iced
Tea" you were somewhere else and you laughed.
Our Favorite Cocktail
Long Island Iced Tea
A Long Island Iced Tea is a cocktail made with, among other ingredients, vodka, gin, tequila, and rum. A popular variation mixes equal parts vodka, gin, rum, tequila, and triple sec with 1 1/2 parts sour mix with a splash of cola. Close variants often replace the sour mix with sweet and sour mix or with lemon juice, and the cola with actual iced tea. Some chain restaurants even take the liberty of substituting brandy for the tequila.Some claim that the drink, like most cocktails, was invented during the Prohibition era, as a way of taking the appearance of ...
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Long Island Iced Tea Recipes
- Long Island Iced Tea Recipe
- Recipe for Long Island Iced Tea from Long Island Connection
- Long Island Iced Tea Recipe: Recipes: Food Network
- Enjoy this Long Island Iced Tea recipe
- Long Island Iced Tea - cocktail.com
- Long Island Iced Tea Recipe from cocktail.com
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You Know You're From Long Island If...
The Joke ~ Part 7~
At some point in your life you've gone clamming.
Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city.
You'd pay $11.50 for a movie.
You know which parts of the godfather were filmed on
Long Island.
Long Island and the Movies
- Keystone Cops are Suffolk County Police - Silent movies filmed on Long Island
- Keystone Cops are Suffolk County Police - Silent movies filmed on Long Island
- Long Island Movies A to Z
- Long Island Movies from A to Z
- Newsday.com-1971-72: "The Godfather"
- IT HAPPENED ON LONG ISLAND!
1971-72: "The Godfather" Filmed on Long Island
You Know You're From Long Island If...
The Joke ~Part 8~
You can't understand why a diner would ever close.
You've had a seagull crap on your car.
You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house.
112 Ocean Avenue
The Real Amityville Horror House
This home was depicted in the movie The Amityville Horror, and its sequel, and 2005 remake, as a place haunted by evil after a young man murdered 6 members of his family there on Novemeber 14, 1974.
The crime is factual. The haunting, well... I'll leave that for you to decide but I'm sure the folks who lived there back in 1979, when the movie was first released, sure felt like they were being haunted by excessive traffic in their once quiet neighborhood.
I am guilty of being one of the many who had to drive by and see it for myself. To be honest, there was nothing spooky about it, except of course the knowledge that so many had lost their lives there. Compared to the sinister monster shown on the big screen, the real house doesn't even really stand out from the rest of the homes on the block.
I found a fantastic article about this. You can read the entire article, which includes photos, at The Real Amityville Horror: The Tragic Death of the Ronald DeFeo Family
The Amityville Horror Movie Collection
You Know You're From Long Island If ...
The Joke ~Conclusion~
When you just sort of presume that wherever you live, you'll be able to find good delis, good pizza, and good bagels.
You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island.
When you walk in the city and you see two men holding hands... it becomes normal to you.
No word ends in an ER, just an AH.
You actually get these jokes and pass them on to family and other friends from Long Island!
Okay Long Island, Speak Out
What do you think?
Are we, as Long Islanders, being portrayed failrly in this ongoing email joke? Leave me your answer and state your case.
Is the joke a fair representation of Long Island?

Yes
Themiscorkscrew says:
Yes and no it cant be taken too literally but it was relatable. I love Long Island and I think a lot of people are jealous and like to hate on the island
JustAls says:
Gotta love Long Island!
Louie says:
I don't think so. Although I did question every teacher on why "dog" wasn't spelt "dawg" if EVERYONE says it that way!
(by the way, none could answer)
No
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Official Site of the NY Islanders
- New York Islanders - The Official Web Site
- New York Islanders
Are You A Fan
Long Island Professional Wrestler
Brimstone
Brimstone is one of the four members of Critical Mass along with ...
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Official Site of the Long Island Ducks
- Long Island Ducks Official Site
- LI Ducks Baseball
Are You Into Minor League Baseball
Long Island Memorabillia on eBay
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New York City 100 Years Ago
For Those Who Live Elsewhere
Thank you for visiting!
I'm curious to know what those of you who don't really "get" the joke think too. Please leave your thoughts and comments here.
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Apr 5, 2012 @ 9:17 pm | delete
- Lynbrook, Rockville Centre, Baldwin, Freeport, Merrick, Bellmore, Wantagh, Seaford, Massapequa, Massapequa Park, Amityville, Copaigue, Lindenhurst, Babylon.
Does that answer your question?
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artbyrodriguez
Jan 30, 2012 @ 8:55 pm | delete
- Long Island is unique. My brother was an engineer on the LIRR. And some of those jokes really ring true. Great lens.
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jimmyworldstar
Jan 23, 2012 @ 12:13 pm | delete
- Long Island, the butt of NYC! It's a great place to grow up in the suburbs, but still have NYC within reach and not too long of a public transport ride.
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Michey Apr 16, 2011 @ 10:47 pm | delete
- I am living in New Jersey, so I am at driving distance to Long Island, visited many times and love it! You have a great lens here.
Regards
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kiwisoutback Mar 25, 2011 @ 11:20 am | delete
- Blessed by the United States Travel Angel, and featured on my east coast road trip lens under the NY section!
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What Else Would You Like to See Here?
This page is constantly growing. Please leave your suggestions for all things Long Island that you'd like to see featured on this page in the future.
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Themiscorkscrew
Dec 3, 2009 @ 9:22 pm | delete
- Amy Fisher was from Bellmore so I would include that part to it. What about the Roosevelt Field Mall.
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BigJim
Apr 14, 2008 @ 10:24 pm | delete
- Nice lens. My band has played Big Daddy's in Massapequa many times.
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blondeheroine
Apr 13, 2008 @ 3:59 pm | delete
- Thanks for the "roll"! I've rolled you onto my Liberty lens as well. :)
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Ring_Gossip_Queen
Feb 15, 2008 @ 5:43 pm | delete
- Kewl! I wound up making a page for him lol! You may want to add Mick Foley too. On wikipedia there is a whole bunch of info on famous long islanders. Another fun thing to add would be a ghost sighting or haunted long island section! The Massapequa house!
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rms Feb 15, 2008 @ 8:11 am | delete
- Thanks for the suggestions Mulberry, I've added a great link to help you find the best spots to see while visiting Long Island and information (including the address) about the notorious Amityville Horror house.
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