Will Bunny Take Over the World?

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Will Bunny Take Over the World?

Bunny has set out to reach global domination and has asked forum posters everywhere to help him reach that goal. Oddly, thousands of forum members have been drawn in by Bunny's plea and added him to their forum signatures (sigs). Pictures of Bunny and pleas to help him gain global domination are growing more numerous as each day passes. What once seemed like a futile plan has now reached global proportions! Could it be that Bunny really will succeed in his goals? And if he does succeed, what will happen to the rest of us? Why does Bunny seek global dominion over us?



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Who Is Bunny? 

Once upon a time, Bunny was a sweet little bunny rabbit. He lived in the forest, far away from mankind. He knew nothing of humans and their world. Than one day, Bunny moved into the city. There he spied the humans and quickly realized how foolish a species they were. It wasn't long before Bunny realized how easy it would be for him to take control of these simple minded creatures and take over their world, crowning himself king over the entire earth. Bunny knew he could do this, for Bunny was a smart little Bunny Rabbit, and humans as he knew, were weak. Soon Bunny was hatching his evil plot . . .

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Bunny's Evil Plot 

Bunny thought and thought and the more he thought, the more he realized, just how big a task he had taken on. He knew he could not take over the world on his own, for he was still just a small bunny indeed. He would have to devise a plan to trick the humans into doing his bidding. Trick the humans, but how? Than one day it came to him! He would brainwash the entire human race! Convincing all humans that he, the great Lord Bunny, was the greatest being of all, and they should with out question make him their leader . . .

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Bunny Puts His Plot Into Action! 

The first step of Bunny's plan was to get himself captured and made into a pet. Once taken into the home of a human family, they would love him and pamper him, and learn to obey his every command.

With that part of his plan out of the way, Bunny's next step was to convince the family's online posting teenager to slip a tiny message into every post they made on the online chat rooms, message boards, and forums, via the signature box.

That message was this:


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    (> < ) This is Bunny. Please help Bunny reach global domination by copying this message and pasting it to your own signature. Thank you!


. . .and thus it began, with one single post on an online forum. All it took was one single post, but soon that sig was copied and posted again and again and again and again; and now, there are thousands of members posting on thousands of forums, all attaching Bunny's plea to their sigs. Every day Bunny's followers grow more numerous. Everyday more and more people copy that message into their forum sigs and every day more and more people become brainwashed with one message:

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Want To Help Bunny Reach His Goal? 

Are you one of Bunny's faithful followers? If so, than you should be telling the world about him as often as you can by pasting his plea into your sig.

Here it is. Just copy and paste:


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    (> < ) This is Bunny. Please help Bunny reach global domination by copying this message and pasting it to your own signature. Thank you!


Put it in every signature on every forum you regularly post on. Than go back and post often. Post daily. Post hourly if you must. For the faithful followers of Bunny, nothing is more vital than to spread the word far and wide and recruit as many new followers as possible . . .

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BUT WAIT! 

. . .not every one loves Bunny! Some people think Bunny is evil. Some people are putting a differant message in their forum sigs! A message that says:


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    (> < ) This is Bunny. Bunny is evil. Please help us prevent Bunny from reaching global domination by copying this message and pasting it to your own signature. Thank you!

Bunny Has Enemies! 

There are others who do not like Bunny, but still want to see him succeed in reaching global domination. They are even more sinister than Bunny is! Just look at the messages they leave behind:


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    (> < ) Bunny will take over the world!!!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!!!
    I shall murder him when he does and rule the world myself!!!!! EVEN MORE MWA HA HA HA!!!!!

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Bunny's Plot Is Bigger Than We First Suspected! 

At first I had thought Bunny was just in sigs of forum posts, but farther investigation of the matter has proven that Bunny has taken his plot much farther than any of us could ever have thought possible! Bunny has infiltrated the media and he has done it on a massive level!

He has convinced such companies as TY and Webkinz to make beanbag stuffed animals of him!

Turn on the TV and there you will see Bunny stealing bowls of cereal and being chased by children shouting out that "Trix are for kids!".

Change the station and you see him with his fur dyed pink, and hiding behind a drum and dark glasses, using the alias The Energizer Bunny!

On Saturday mornings he yells out "Whats up Doc?" in his staring roll as Bugs Bunny!

. . . and these are only the beginning of Bunny's reign.

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Is this really Bunny in disguise?

Bunny Brainwashes Children Worldwide! 

Not even our children are safe from the outreaching grasp of the global dominating Bunny! Just look at how many famous children's bedtime stories he has wriggled his way into! Though he looks different in each book, if you look closely you can see that it is really him! It is really Bunny disguised as cute cuddly children's fairy tale characters! Is nothing safe from Bunny's plot?

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Even Our Music Is No Longer Safe . . . 

Bunny has some how found ways to convince popular singers and songwriters to create hypnotic songs in his glory! Will this soon be our national anthem?

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As For Me . . . 

I suppose by now you are wondering where I stand in all of this. No doubt you are asking yourself wither I leave trails of Bunny posts in my wake or not. Well, do I? The answer to that is both yes and no! Here is the message as seen in my own forum sig:


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    EelKat's To Do List:
      #1. Marry Lord Sesshomaru.
      #2. Help Lord Sesshomaru Kill Bunny.
      #3. Rule World as The Bride of Sesshomaru.

YOUR TURN! What do you think? Will Bunny Take Over the World? 

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Yes! Bunny will take over the world!

RoflCopter says:

Yes The Bunny Will Dominate

EelKat says:

@Tiddledeewinks: The evil black bunny Irontail!!!! YAY!!! Yep, he was voiced by the evilest of them all: VINCENT PRICE! YAAAAAAAY! *for some reason I'm now thinking of green frogs waving flappy arms franticly*

Tiddledeewinks says:

Looks like Bunny is already taking over the world. He's especially seen at Easter time. And wasn't Vincent Price acting out Bunny in that evil Peter Cottontail video?

Phynda says:

Yes! Lord Bunny will take over the world! And when he does, I will faithfully support him! I will be his wife, I will raise his children and when he dies in 10 years (normally rabbits live 8 years, but being Lord Bunny, he lives 10) I will personally see his son to the throne! And his grandson! And his grand-grandson! No one will stop me! MWAHAHAHAH! BUNNIES EVERYWHERE!
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Barkely says:

Go Bunny! Go forth and multiply:)

EelKat says:

OMG! I've started a Bunny mania across Squidoo! I just found out that The Supreme Dalek has retaliated with a "rival" lens to mine! AWK! I've got to lensroll it! LOL! I'm adding this to my featured list at the bottom of this lens... too funny!

EelKat says:

I see that the supreme Dalek has spoken! but does Bunny have some secret weapon that could defeat even the Daleks?

FlashAllen says:

Yes!Bunny will take over the world and when he does me and my dalek army will be waiting to take it from him.BWU HU HAHAHAHAHA!

EelKat says:

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No. Bunny won't take over the world!

mjrinella says:

No, bunny won't take over the world...

Because I'll beat it to him >:D MWAHAHAHHAA

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No bunnies, NOOOO!!! =)

JasonE says:

Bunny will never take ov ... AARRRRGH!!!

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fefe says:

Bunny must be stopped.

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(> < ) This is Bunny. Bunny is evil. Please help us prevent Bunny from reaching global domination by copying this message and pasting it to your own signature. Thank you!

woohooinwonderland says:

Nay! No Evil Bunnies will rule as long as Lady Death reigns supreme! After all, they're just cute RODENTS.

EelKat says:

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(> < ) Bunny will NOT take over the world!

 

Oh no! Bunny is even on eBay! 

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Bunny Sightings on Squidoo! 

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Can Bunny Take Over The World Before The Daleks Do? 

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(OOO) This is Dalek Thay. Please help Dalek Thay reach global domination by copying this message and pasting it to your own signature. Thank you!

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