Make Money At Home (Really!)

Born to a poor family, I was doomed never to reach far beyond the edge of poverty, that is until I met a nomadic genius.

I was 23 at the time and working full-time as the Lead Shovel Man at the local stables. I was moving up the ladder and had aspirations to making 3rd shift 'Dung King', when I ran across G. U. Tenberg as he was hiding....er....camping on the back forty in his deluxe mobile home/workplace.

I held him at bay with my pitchfork until he pulled $20,000 out of his pocket and offered it to me. I put the tool down and asked him what he was doing back there, where the horses wouldn't even go.

Over a can of cold pork and beans; no campfire to heat them up (he didn't want to draw anymore attention because he was shy, so he said), he told me his story.

The short of it is, that he believed he was a bit smarter than the other kids he grew up with in Bumflop Alabama, and he wasn't going to risk life, limb or liberty by making METH in a mobile lab.

Tenberg's RV

"No siree", G.U. said, "I started to make my money the hard way. I was mobile like the other kids, but my old Plymouth had enough room to store a simple press and some ink and paper. An' I didn't have to sell nothin' to nobody. All I had to do was buy stuff and get the change." a twinkle glistened in his eye,"Guess, I learned the name of every night clerk in every 7-11 in that part of the state."

"Soon, I bought this here R.V., upgraded my operations, and have seen just about every place in this here glorious country of ours."

After long hours of story swappin'(somehow I think ol' G.U. got the short end of the recievin' stick there), I bid farewell and made my way back to the bunkhouse.

The next mornin', I made my way into town with one of the twenties that Tenberg gave me. I bought a six pack of Pearl and some cigarettes, pocketed my change and whistled all the way home.

I was on the third beer when in walked Johnny Law. He said somethin' about the money I spent bein' funny. It took me some minutes before I saw the humor in that as the cop started to ask all kinds of questions. Some I answered truthfully.

It wasn't until after I showed the officer where I found the $20, that I understood how Tenburg made his fortunes.

Soon, I quit all dreams of being the top dog at the horse stables and was well on my way to making money at home.

Thanks G.U. Tenberg!

I took the lessons that G.U. Tenberg taught me and applied them to the fullest of my capabilities. And success has been my reward. This is MY home/base of operations.....impressive huh?

You too can live in the lap of luxury, if you just follow some simple steps. If you don't, you may fall prey to a few of the pitfalls, which can be perilous.

How to succeed

• Choose The Right Tools




• Too small and you can't make money fast enough
  
• Too big and EVERYONE will want a piece of you




• Be Mobile




• See the country, even if from back alleys and lowland bogs
  
• Else wise you may end up in a dead end job




• Spread The Wealth




• Spend small and spend it everywhere

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