Matthew Brown
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The Real Matthew Brown
If you ask Google who Matthew Brown is you will get some funny answers. He's a baseball player, a company, a dead person, a live person and at least 100 people on facebook. None of those Matthew Brown's is me. I am Matthew Brown and I would like Google to notice me.
Why do I want this?
Because I was challenged to rank on Google for my own name (Matthew Brown in case you have a short attention span).
Why do I want this?
Because I was challenged to rank on Google for my own name (Matthew Brown in case you have a short attention span).
In search of Matthew Brown
Matthew Brown Googlism
What does Google say about me?
Googlism suggests that "matthew brown" is a lot of things. None of them are especially accurate.
- matthew brown is not only what should be remembered
- matthew brown is a very good actor
- matthew brown is manifestly a reformer unbeholden to traditional political centers in the state
- matthew brown is mystified as to why his brother was killed
- matthew brown is a freelance bassist and history teacher in worcester
- matthew brown is cast as constable warren
- matthew brown is a bassist and teacher in worcester
- matthew brown is granted credit for answering the trivia question
- matthew brown is working as a crew chief for a team excavating a series of prehistoric burial sites in antigua
- matthew brown is a world class clairvoyant
- matthew brown is an economist at the political economy research center in bozeman
- matthew brown is a pediatrician and pediatric diabetologist in caldwell
- matthew brown is adequate
- matthew brown is the founder and director of wmb hypnosis training center
- matthew brown is the founder of the democracy compact and the former executive director of city year rhode island
- matthew brown is a new melbourne poet
- matthew brown is a journalism student at canadore college in north bay
- matthew brown is a phd student at the university of british columbia
Images that are not Matthew Brown
At least not the Matthew Brown that I know
Who are all these pretenders to my name. Get out of it you rotten fakes. I'm the real Matthew Brown.
Video evidence of the fake Matthew Browns
Who are these pretenders anyway?
My name sells stuff
How do I get my cut?
What a bunch of rotters! They use my name to shift all sort of products and I don't even get paid. Jolly poor show, I say.
I did not write these books!
That's not the real me, honest
If I have done all these things that these websites accuse me of doing then I have lived a very long and full life when I wasn't looking.
So if I did write these books where's the cheque? Don't tell me - it's still in the post.
What a shocking carry on! Come on chaps, the jokes over now stop using my name - it's mine.
So if I did write these books where's the cheque? Don't tell me - it's still in the post.
What a shocking carry on! Come on chaps, the jokes over now stop using my name - it's mine.
The Matthew Brown Goal
Rank on the first page of Google for my name: Matthew Brown
Give me back my name!
Right you rotters - it's time to tell them about me
The rotten pretenders to the name Matthew Brown have to be stopped before this world wide conspiracy completes it's diabolical plans (whatever that might be).It's my name and I jolly well would like it back, please.
I'm bally well going to get listed on Google for my name so at least a few billion people know who I am. It's not much but it is a start.
Matthew Brown is taking his name back
About the real Matthew Brown
(in case you were interested)
Matthew Brown is a geek who lives in Kent in the United Kingdom of Great Britain (the UK to you and I). He likes to blog, play with facebook and take strange challenges. Sometimes Matthew has a life too.Matthew's favourite books include ones with words in and his favourite music originates from earth. Matthew is a web developer by trade and also has a sideline in marketing, promotion and all that sort of thing.
Matthew is also known as Lord Matt, Matt B and that oik with the blog.
Did we mention that Matthew is a geek? Oh right, okay...
How to do it?
How will I go about getting into Google for my name?
The Matthew Brown Plan
Oh yes, I have a plan
The thing that should rank on Google is good content that is closely related tot he search term. That is what makes Google so darn nifty.So the plan will work from this. I am going to provide interesting content about my name (Matthew Brown) and with a little luck I should end up ranking well in Google for my name.
I might even make a site about it in addition to this Squidoo Lens.
The Matthew Brown Results
Content about being Matthew Brown
Good content ist he way forward. Good content that gets linked to because it is so good. Great content all about being Matthew Brown... I don't stand a hope.
So here in no particular order of sexiness are pages I have written about being Matthew Brown.
So here in no particular order of sexiness are pages I have written about being Matthew Brown.
- Who is Matthew Brown?
- If you ask Google who Matthew Brown is you will get a list of answers. Matthew Brown is three different facebook users, a company, a wikipedia page and a bunch of people from America and the UK.One thing that Google will not say is that Matthew Brown is...
- Matthew Brown on Facebook
- The real Matthew Brown is on Facebook. Join Facebook to connect with the real Matthew Brown and others you may know. Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected. Matthew Brown has 274 friends on Facebook and likes 220 Pages.
- Matthew Brown
- What do you do when half the world has used your name? How do you stand out?How do you get recognition for your small contribution to life on this planet without people getting confused as to who you are.My name is Matthew Brown and in all likelihood so is yours.Welcome to the club.
- Matthew Brown is taking his name back
- Matthew Brown is taking his name back. Fed up with not ranking online for his own name Matthew Brown is taking it all back. - PR11047897
Fin
That's it, that's all I have on Matthew Brown, go, begone, exit stage left, click a link and...
by LordMatt
My name is Matt. I am also known as Lord Matt which is due to a long joke that probably is not funny enough to share anymore. I own my own business and... more »
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