WELCOME TO MONSTERS VERSUS ALIENS
Frankly, they've all been given a bad rap for allegedly scaring people half to death, chilling them to the bone, or making folk's hair stand on end.
In an effort to educate people about the mirthful merits of these misrepresented, misbegotten mythical creatures, the big screen has finally shed some light on the difference between "monsters" and "aliens" with the help of mankind of course.
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
THE MONSTER & ALIEN REPOSITORY
- MONSTERS VS ALIENS
- WHAT IS AN ALIEN?
- BEAM ME UP SCOTTY...THERE'S A BATTY BABE DOWN HERE WHO'S GONE BONKERS!
- ALIEN AWARD POLL
- AMUSING ALIEN COLLECTION
- WHAT IS A MONSTER?
- WHAT MONSTERS DRINK NATURALLY!
- MAGNIFICENT MOVIE MONSTER POLL
- WHAT IS A HOMO SAPIEN?
- MONSTERS VS ALIENS MOVIE IN THE MIDST OF MARCH MADNESS!
- GRAB YOUR SEATS...IT'S GALLAXHAR THE INVADING ALIEN!
- IT'S ARRRRGGGGHHH ...THE ALIEN ROBOT OF COURSE!
- THE INIMITABLE INSECTOSAURUS: A 350-FOOT FUZZY MONSTER
- CRAZY DR. COCKROACH, PH.D. - AN INSECT-LOVING MONSTER MAN OF COURSE!
- "THE MISSING LINK" BETWEEN MONSTERS AND MANKIND
- MEET B.O.B. THE BIG BLOB MONSTER
- SUSAN MURPHY-a.k.a. GINORMICA: A FEISTY 50-FT. MONSTER MAVEN!
- PRESIDENT HATHAWAY - WHAT'S A COUNTRY WITHOUT ONE!
- GOOD-GUY GENERAL W.R. MONGER
- GENERAL K.O. PUTSCH - You Do Not Want to Mess With Him!
- OKAY, SO WHOSE TURN IS TO SAVE US FROM DOOM AND GLOOM?
- PRICELESS PICK POLL
- BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR BEMUSED BEASTS
- FANCIFUL FEEDBACK FROM MERRY-MAKING MONSTERS AND AMUSING ALIENS
MONSTERS VS ALIENS
God-fearing grunts on a planet called "Earth" normally don't take too kindly to anything strange or surreal be they "monsters" (big beasts hiding beneath beds) or "aliens" (from outer space ...where else would they live pray tell).But, "Dreamworks", (a rather fine movie-making company), has come out with a marvellous 3-D animation film called Monsters vs Aliens.
Let's face, it just makes sense to create a funky film that will take everyone's mind off the fact that the real world is going to heck in handbasket, not to mention losing their shirt, their job, and their home, while billion-dollar bail-outs are going to save gargantuan greedy globe-trotting gremlins.
Who could resist seeing a breath-taking battle to beat all battles, between "monsters" and "aliens" with help of a handful of hapless homo sapiens?
And frankly, who would think that the planet could be saved by a daring defender dream team comprised of merry-making monsters named, "The Missing Link", "Ginormica", "B.O.B.", "Insectosaurus", and "Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D."?
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Image Credit: MyCine@flickr.com
WHAT IS AN ALIEN?
For those who haven't a clue about critters called "aliens", we offer a brief definition.
An alien is a non-plussed, non-resident non-entity, a sorry-looking space cadet, or more likely an obnoxious, opinionated, oomph-impaired if not outlandish oggler.
On the other hand, aliens can also be frightfully fun-challenged foreigners or green, glow-in-the-dark ghouls who do not owe allegience to bald-eagles, the stars and stripes, or Yankee Doodle for that matter.
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Image Credit: nhuthuypro@flickr.com
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY...THERE'S A BATTY BABE DOWN HERE WHO'S GONE BONKERS!
[Meeting Aliens] "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!" -- Homer Simpson
ALIEN AWARD POLL
AMUSING ALIEN COLLECTION
Monsters vs Aliens 6" Bob Figure
Have you met "Bob The Blob"?
Amazon Price: $11.99 (as of 11/09/2009) 
Monsters vs Aliens Gallaxhar Action Figure
What do you mean you don't know "Gregarious Gallaxhar"?
Amazon Price: $10.03 (as of 11/09/2009)
Monsters vs Aliens the Clone robot Action Figure
Not all clones are crabby you know!
Amazon Price: $11.99 (as of 11/09/2009)
WHAT IS A MONSTER?
For those who have never heard of a "monster", here is a brief definition.
A monster is member of a mythical, misbegotten, misshapen, misanthropic, merry-impaired species (possessing both human and animal parts like the Bonegrudging beast above) that usually inhabits dark if not inhospitable places, (more often than not beneath the bed of mirthless munchkins).
See homo sapiens for more details.
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Image Credit: Joe Alterio@flickr.com
WHAT MONSTERS DRINK NATURALLY!
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Image Credit: novatrust@flickr.com
Q: What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A: A wash and wear wolf!
MAGNIFICENT MOVIE MONSTER POLL
WHAT IS A HOMO SAPIEN?
Homo sapien is a member of mankind, the supposedly rational, wise, intelligent species that can twiddle his/her thumbs, build sandcastles in the air, smile for the camera, and wait at the bus station for his/her train to come in ...because [s]he's got a mind of his/her own thank you very much.
Happy-challenged Halloween-impaird Homo-sapiens often devote a good deal of time making excuses to engage in "monster mashing" on October 31st, (provided of course they've got a band of brave buddies with big bazookas willing to do battle with bad-breath, bellicose beasts).
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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
"Everyone carries around his own monsters." -- Richard Pryor, American comedian
MONSTERS VS ALIENS MOVIE IN THE MIDST OF MARCH MADNESS!
GRAB YOUR SEATS...IT'S GALLAXHAR THE INVADING ALIEN!
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
IT'S ARRRRGGGGHHH ...THE ALIEN ROBOT OF COURSE!
THE INIMITABLE INSECTOSAURUS: A 350-FOOT FUZZY MONSTER
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
CRAZY DR. COCKROACH, PH.D. - AN INSECT-LOVING MONSTER MAN OF COURSE!
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
"THE MISSING LINK" BETWEEN MONSTERS AND MANKIND
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
MEET B.O.B. THE BIG BLOB MONSTER
Image Credit: wintan29@flick.com
SUSAN MURPHY-a.k.a. GINORMICA: A FEISTY 50-FT. MONSTER MAVEN!
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
"...authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters." -- Renoir, 20th century French Impressionism artist
PRESIDENT HATHAWAY - WHAT'S A COUNTRY WITHOUT ONE!
GOOD-GUY GENERAL W.R. MONGER
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
GENERAL K.O. PUTSCH - You Do Not Want to Mess With Him!
OKAY, SO WHOSE TURN IS TO SAVE US FROM DOOM AND GLOOM?
Monsters vs Aliens - Insectosaurus & The Missing Link Dynamic Duo
A real treat for those "Don't Bug Me Types"!
Amazon Price: (as of 11/10/2009)
Monsters vs Aliens Missing Link Action Figure
This merry mascot does not attend Monster Mash parties!
Amazon Price: $10.03 (as of 11/10/2009)
Dr. Cockroach 9" Monsters Vs Aliens Dreamworks Plush Doll
Perhaps a pill a day will keep the aliens away!
Amazon Price: $23.21 (as of 11/10/2009)
Monsters vs. Aliens
This is your one big chance to fight alien robots and win!
Amazon Price: $17.23 (as of 11/10/2009)
The Art of Monsters vs. Aliens
Those who love the art of animation will enjoy this book.
Amazon Price: $26.40 (as of 11/10/2009)
PRICELESS PICK POLL
BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR BEMUSED BEASTS
FANCIFUL FEEDBACK FROM MERRY-MAKING MONSTERS AND AMUSING ALIENS
Feel free to leave your Bob-fearing blob blubs, gorgeous Ginormica greetings, or delightful Dr. Cockroach-loving comments.
markjcarter wrote...
This movie is awesome... I'm sure I laughed more than my kids did... B.O.B. rocks...
nice lens...
mj
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Posted July 08, 2009
poddys wrote...
A frolockingly funny lens, 5***** Love the charactures. Welcome to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. I also Favorited this lens and Lensrolled it to my Humor related lenses.
Posted March 25, 2009
by quippingqueen
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