Monsters vs Aliens
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Welcome to Monsters Versus Aliens
Frankly, they've all been given a bad rap for allegedly scaring people half to death, chilling them to the bone, or making folk's hair stand on end.
In an effort to educate people about the mirthful merits of these misrepresented, misbegotten mythical creatures, the big screen has finally shed some light on the difference between "monsters" and "aliens" with the help of mankind of course.
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
THE MONSTER & ALIEN REPOSITORY
- In the wonderful world of dazzling dingbats, delightful dweebs, and dunce-hatted dudes ...
- MONSTERS VS ALIENS
- WHAT IS AN ALIEN?
- ODDBALL OBSERVATION
- BEAM ME UP SCOTTY...THERE'S A BATTY BABE DOWN HERE WHO'S GONE BONKERS!
- And a Spooktacular Squidboo to You Too!
- [Meeting Aliens] "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
- ALIEN AWARD POLL
- AMUSING ALIEN COLLECTION
In the wonderful world of dazzling dingbats, delightful dweebs, and dunce-hatted dudes ...
Monsters and aliens know how to make merry any time of year.
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Image Credit: bobcanada92.blogspot.com/space_dweebs_blog
MONSTERS VS ALIENS
God-fearing grunts on a planet called "Earth" normally don't take too kindly to anything strange or surreal be they "monsters" (big beasts hiding beneath beds) or "aliens" (from outer space ...where else would they live pray tell).But, "Dreamworks", (a rather fine movie-making company), has come out with a marvellous 3-D animation film called Monsters vs Aliens.
Let's face, it just makes sense to create a funky film that will take everyone's mind off the fact that the real world is going to heck in handbasket, not to mention losing their shirt, their job, and their home, while billion-dollar bail-outs are going to save gargantuan greedy globe-trotting gremlins.
Who could resist seeing a breath-taking battle to beat all battles, between "monsters" and "aliens" with help of a handful of hapless homo sapiens?
And frankly, who would think that the planet could be saved by a daring defender dream team comprised of merry-making monsters named, "The Missing Link", "Ginormica", "B.O.B.", "Insectosaurus", and "Dr. Cockroach, Ph.D."?
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Image Credit: MyCine@flickr.com
WHAT IS AN ALIEN?
For those who haven't a clue about critters called "aliens", we offer a brief definition.
An alien is a non-plussed, non-resident non-entity, a sorry-looking space cadet, or more likely an obnoxious, opinionated, oomph-impaired if not outlandish oggler.
On the other hand, aliens can also be frightfully fun-challenged foreigners or green, glow-in-the-dark ghouls who do not owe allegience to bald-eagles, the stars and stripes, or Yankee Doodle for that matter.
And finally, to conclude this pithy piece of preposterous prose, perhaps someone can tell me why it is that aliens are always colored green?
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Image Credit: nhuthuypro@flickr.com
ODDBALL OBSERVATION
After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."
-- William S. Burroughs
BEAM ME UP SCOTTY...THERE'S A BATTY BABE DOWN HERE WHO'S GONE BONKERS!
And a Spooktacular Squidboo to You Too!
[Meeting Aliens] "Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!"
-- Homer Simpson --
ALIEN AWARD POLL
AMUSING ALIEN COLLECTION
WHAT IS A MONSTER?
For those who have never heard of a "monster", here is a brief definition.
A monster is member of a mythical, misbegotten, misshapen, misanthropic, merry-impaired species (possessing both human and animal parts like the Bonegrudging beast above) that usually inhabits dark if not inhospitable places, (more often than not beneath the bed of mirthless munchkins).
See homo sapiens for more details.
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Image Credit: Joe Alterio@flickr.com
Where monsters get all their energy!
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Image Credit: novatrust@flickr.com
What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?
A wash 'n wear wolf!
MAGNIFICENT MOVIE MONSTER POLL
WHAT IS A HOMO SAPIEN?
Homo sapien is a member of mankind, the supposedly rational, wise, intelligent species that can twiddle his/her thumbs, build sandcastles in the air, smile for the camera, and wait at the bus station for his/her train to come in ...because [s]he's got a mind of his/her own thank you very much.
Happy-challenged Halloween-impaird Homo-sapiens often devote a good deal of time making excuses to engage in "monster mashing" on October 31st, (provided of course they've got a band of brave buddies with big bazookas willing to do battle with bad-breath, bellicose beasts).
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Image Credit: bcanada92@flickr.com
"Everyone carries around his own monsters."
-- Richard Pryor, American comedian
GRAB YOUR SEATS...IT'S GALLAXHAR THE INVADING ALIEN!
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
IT'S ARRRRGGGGHHH ...THE ALIEN ROBOT OF COURSE!
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
THE INIMITABLE INSECTOSAURUS: A 350-FOOT FUZZY MONSTER
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CRAZY DR. COCKROACH, PH.D. - AN INSECT-LOVING MONSTER MAN OF COURSE!
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
"THE MISSING LINK" BETWEEN MONSTERS AND MANKIND
Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
MEET B.O.B. THE BIG BLOB MONSTER
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SUSAN MURPHY-a.k.a. GINORMICA: A FEISTY 50-FT. MONSTER MAVEN!
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
"...authors, lawyers, and politicians are monsters."
-- Renoir, 20th century French Impressionist artist --
PRESIDENT HATHAWAY - WHAT'S A COUNTRY WITHOUT ONE!
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
GOOD-GUY GENERAL W.R. MONGER
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Image Credit: wintan29@flickr.com
GENERAL K.O. PUTSCH - You Do Not Want to Mess With Him!
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FREAKY FOLK LOVE FERMENTED FRUIT
Let's face it, what man-made monster wouldn't love a monster merlot?"
OKAY, SO WHOSE TURN IS TO SAVE US FROM DOOM AND GLOOM?
A Word Or Two About Aliens From Outer Space
"The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble."-- Ellen DeGeneres --
Happy Hop Heads & Monster Malt Types All Agree
It's great for what ales thee!
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Image Credit: July 2011 - aleheads.com/big-hoppy-monster.jpg
PRICELESS PICK POLL
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS AN ALIEN!
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Image Credit: Christmas Alien - ondeafears.files.wordpress.com
INVITE A MONSTER OR ALIEN TO SHARE YOUR HOLIDAY JOY!
FUNNY FEATURES FOR FEARSOME FOLK
FANCIFUL FEEDBACK FROM MERRY-MAKING MONSTERS AND AMUSING ALIENS
Feel free to leave your Bob-fearing blob blubs, gorgeous Ginormica greetings, or delightful Dr. Cockroach-loving comments.
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MagnoliaTree
Sep 7, 2011 @ 7:01 am | delete
- There's a lot of fun here! I really enjoyed all the info on Monsters and Aliens!
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Stimulus
Dec 24, 2010 @ 11:22 am | delete
- I laughed at the great looking characters. Thanks! Like the wine too...need some! I really enjoyed your lens. I wrote one about explanations for UFOs. Worked for NASA & USAF 16 years. Maybe you could visit it? CLICK HERE
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:05 pm | delete
- Man squidoo has a lot of monsters vs aliens lenses. Yours is great though, I am just wondering why squidoo loves it so much! If you want to read about some real aliens and paranormal stuff I suggest you check out my website here -> Nibiru
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ZOLTAR69
Nov 20, 2010 @ 11:50 pm | delete
- GREAT LENS, I can relate!
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LusUfo
Sep 14, 2010 @ 10:14 am | delete
- lol:)
cool movie!
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