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Biker Quotes, Biker Sayings and Biker Phrases
Quotes collected from the vast depositories of Biker Wisdom: T-shirts, helmet stickers, graffiti and tattoos.
At the intersection of Biker Attitude and Motorcycle Experience you find the idioms and phrases that Bikers use to define their world.
While most drivers have given up their bumper stickers, Bikers proudly display bits of Biker Wisdom on their equivalents: Helmet Stickers, Jacket Patches, T-shirts and Biker Tattoos.
"I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example" - Motorcycle Sticker
At the intersection of Biker Attitude and Motorcycle Experience you find the idioms and phrases that Bikers use to define their world.
While most drivers have given up their bumper stickers, Bikers proudly display bits of Biker Wisdom on their equivalents: Helmet Stickers, Jacket Patches, T-shirts and Biker Tattoos.
"I'm Not Totally Useless I Can Be Used As A Bad Example" - Motorcycle Sticker
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Motorcycle Idioms
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to slide in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "WOW, What a ride!"
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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not made for walking.
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There are old bikers and there are bold bikers - but there are no old, bold bikers.
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You know you've hit middle age when you're told to slow down - by your doctor, not a policeman.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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You don't stop riding because you get old; you get old because you stop riding.
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98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
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Treat Me Good, I'll Treat You Better; Treat Me Bad, I'll Treat You Worse.
- Sonny Barger1 point
Motorcycle Idioms
I refuse to tip toe through life only to arrive safely at Death's door.
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COUNTRYLUTHIER
Feb 12, 2012 @ 6:44 pm | delete
- Loved the idioms, I'd rather wear out than rust out any day. Thanks for sharing!
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kansasww
Sep 25, 2011 @ 5:21 am | delete
- Great quotes, many I have heard, but enough new ones to keep me reading to the end.
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Tipi
Sep 6, 2011 @ 2:51 pm | delete
- This is just plain fun!
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RenaissanceWoman2010
Jun 3, 2011 @ 8:52 am | delete
- I do enjoy the biker quotations. As a female rider, here is one of my current favorites: "Does this bike make my butt look fast?" ;-)
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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not made for walking.
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If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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Always replace the cheapest part first.
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Loud Pipes Save Lives
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You never see a Harley parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
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A bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
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Does this bike make my butt look fast?
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There are old bikers and there are bold bikers - but there are no old, bold bikers.
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You know you've hit middle age when you're told to slow down - by your doctor, not a policeman.
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Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
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Ride it like you stole it.
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You don't stop riding because you get old; you get old because you stop riding.
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98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
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I rode mine.
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I rode my bike to trailer week.
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Asphalt. The World's Fastest Tattoo Remover.
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Bikers have more fun than people.
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Silly Boys - Motorcycles are for Girls!
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Chrome don't get you home.
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Burn rubber, not your soul.
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Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
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To ride or not to ride... what a stupid question!
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Yes, it's fast. No, you can't ride it.
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Grey-haired bikers don't get that way through pure luck.
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Treat Me Good, I'll Treat You Better; Treat Me Bad, I'll Treat You Worse.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not made for walking.
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If you don't ride in the rain, you don't ride.
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Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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Always replace the cheapest part first.
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Loud Pipes Save Lives
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You never see a Harley parked outside a psychiatrist's office.
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A bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
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Does this bike make my butt look fast?
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There are old bikers and there are bold bikers - but there are no old, bold bikers.
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You know you've hit middle age when you're told to slow down - by your doctor, not a policeman.
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Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.
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Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
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Ride it like you stole it.
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You don't stop riding because you get old; you get old because you stop riding.
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98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
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I rode mine.
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I rode my bike to trailer week.
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Asphalt. The World's Fastest Tattoo Remover.
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Bikers have more fun than people.
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Silly Boys - Motorcycles are for Girls!
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Chrome don't get you home.
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Burn rubber, not your soul.
- Biker Boyz1 point
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Always back your bike into the curb and sit where you can see it.
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To ride or not to ride... what a stupid question!
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Yes, it's fast. No, you can't ride it.
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Grey-haired bikers don't get that way through pure luck.
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Treat Me Good, I'll Treat You Better; Treat Me Bad, I'll Treat You Worse.
- Sonny Barger1 point
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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