Monthly updates for each of my online stores
I'm constantly adding new designs to my Cafepress, Zazzle, Spreadshirt (alternate), Mysoti, and Prinfection stores. If you're not familiar with these sites, they're all print on demand sites. I create designs for t-shirts and other products, upload them, place them on the appropriate items, and offer them for sale. Products are produced and shipped by the company. There is no inventory, but since they're usually made one or two at a time they tend to be more expensive than similar mass produced items. I retain the rights to my designs and can use them in as many stores as I like. This is good, since they all tend to have slightly different selections of items to work with and price ranges. I'm also including designs that I have submitted to Patch Together, which produces and sells toys and figurines based on user submissions. These are currently not for sale, but they could be if enough people vote for them. Vote for my toy/figurine designs, please! Most of my designs are still only on Cafepress. I'm moving older designs into the new stores as I get to them. If you have any requests for what you'd like to see in the other stores right away, let me know in the guestbook below. Also, I've got one of my older designs being sold on Shakespeare's Den here: http://www.shakespearesden.com/death-on-stage-mug.html and here: http://www.shakespearesden.com/death-on-stage-greeting-card.html Due to changes in Squidoo's policies, I've had to shorten the list somewhat and remove many of the links. For a more complete - but less often updated - list, check out my original page: Newest Items
November '09

Strange Attractors Calendar
A fractal for every season. Twelve strange attractors made with Chaoscope decorate each month in this calendar.
Strange Attractors Calendar - Zazzle
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October '09

Bricked
"Keep your friends close and your enemies bricked up in the walls." Don't worry, they'll quiet down sooner or later. Also, I've found that a cask of amontillado can help.
Pandabal Lecter
A zookeeper once tried to test me...

Hypnotic Eye - Ice
Strange attractor design in cold blue. This shape reminded me of a swirling, hypnotic eye when I first made it.

Hypnotic Eye - Flame
Strange attractor design in fiery red. This shape reminded me of a swirling, hypnotic eye when I first made it.

Hypnotic Eye - Bio
Strange attractor design in lively greens. This shape reminded me of a swirling, hypnotic eye when I first made it.

Hypnotic Eye - Rainbow
Strange attractor design in a rainbow of colors. This shape reminded me of a swirling, hypnotic eye when I first made it.

Glass Fractal
Strange Attractor design on a black background. It reminded me of a three dimensional fractal made of spun glass.

Twisted Snail - Gold
Strange attractor design in gold on a dark green background. This shape reminded me of a snail shell that had been twisted in strange directions when I first made it.

Twisted Snail - Cool
Strange attractor design in cool colors on black.

Twisted Snail - Rainbow
Strange attractor design in a rainbow of colors on black.

Noose Tie
I've never liked wearing ties. They make me feel like I'm being strangled very slowly all day long. If you're like me then let everyone know in this not so subtle way.
Bricked - Cafepress
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Bricked Shirt - Zazzle
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Pandabal Lecter - Spreadshirt
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Bricked - Spreadshirt
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Hypnotic Eye (Ice) Binder - Zazzle
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Hypnotic Eye (Flame) Binder - Zazzle
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Hypnotic Eye (Bio) Binder - Zazzle
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Glass Fractal Mousepad - Cafepress
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Glass Fractal Binder - Zazzle
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Twisted Snail (Cool) Binder - Zazzle
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Twisted Snail (Gold) Binder - Zazzle
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Noose Tie - Zazzle
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Noose - Spreadshirt
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Bricked Shirt - Printfection
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September '09
Devout Agnostic - Vector
For all the people out there who are certain of their uncertainty. Now in vector format so you can choose your own color scheme.

Eyebrow Skull
Spreadshirt: Regular, No Outline
The skull isn't quite sure about you . . .
Eyebrow Skull - Cafepress
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Eyebrow Skull Shirt - Zazzle
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Devout Agnostic Vector - Spreadshirt
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Eyebrow Skull - Spreadshirt
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Eyebrow Skull Shirt - MySoti
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Eyebrow Skull Shirt - Printfection
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August '09

Egyptian Scarab
I looked up a lot of images of scarabs for a 3D model I was working on, so they kind of got in my head.

Peacock Feather Flame Tie
Flaming red peacock feather. Just because I thought it might look neat.

Peacock Feather Tie

Dinokeet
Behold the majesty of the mighty . . . uh . . . Dinokeet? Yeah, don't expect much of an explanation for this one.

Depressed Robot
It's a robot and he's depressed. I'm sure you've had days like this. Don't you want someone sitting on your desk who can sympathize on those days?

Nathaniel Oroboros
"There's a fine line between Genius and Madness. I'm going to find it!" Inventor, entrepreneur, adventurer, and once voted most likely to die a horrible painful death fighting demon-powered zombie robots in an alternate reality, Nathaniel is a character created for the online role playing community, The Play Pen. I'm not sure if his flying machine needed the added lift from the balloon, or if was the other way around . . .

Idiot Box
Idiot Box popped into my head one day during a long walk. A tv set with a bunch of little crab legs scurrying along. I've got him posed in happy and sad emotions, although a neutral pose movable, jointed legs and antennae would be cool, especially he could have some kind of diffraction grating on his screen that would change back and forth between open and closed eyes when you tilt him.
Egyptian Scarab - Cafepress
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Egyptian Scarab Shirt - Zazzle
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Egyptian Scarab Mug - Zazzle
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Egyptian Scarab - Spreadshirt
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Egyptian Scarab Vector - Spreadshirt
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Peacock Feather Flame Tie - Zazzle
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Peacock Feather Tie - Zazzle
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Egyptian Scarab Men's Shirt - MySoti
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Egyptian Scarab - Printfection
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Dinokeet - Patch Together
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Nathaniel Oroboros - Patch Together
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Depressed Robot - Patch Together
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Idiot Box - Patch Together
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July '09

Lantern Holder
Part man, part . . . angler fish . . . thing . . . I dunno. It made sense at the time. Standing at the shore at night, he shines the lantern he holds with the arm jutting from his head and confuses passing ships, causing them to run aground on the rocks. It's not much of a life, but it's a living.
If there could be an actual light in the lantern, that would be grea

Squid Pope
It's Squid Pope! Yaaay! . . . Yeah, I don't know why I made it, either. One day I felt like making a squid with a pope's hat. I'm not making any religious statement here.

Tech Support Penguin
Tech Support Penguin is here to offer advice for all your computer problems. A half annoyed, half depressed penguin in a short sleeved shirt and necktie sitting on his butt and glaring, It would be great if he could spout out random "tech support" suggestions when you bop him on the head or press a button or something. "That's not a cup holder." "Is it plugged in?" "Have you tried restarting it?" That kind of thing.

Bunny Clock
Part clock, part bunny. I'd love to see this with a functioning alarm clock integrated with it, or at least moving hands on the clock face. I also have always pictured it as plush. Not sure if this place does that or not.
Bunny Clock - Patch Together
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The Lantern Holder - Patch Together
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Squid Pope - Patch Together
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Tech Support Penguin - Patch Together
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June '09

Umbrella Monster
The umbrella monster stands with its prehensile tongue upon the beach, poised for its prey.

Vitruvian Wolfman
One of Leonardo da Vinci's lesser known works.
Umbrella Monster - Cafepress
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Umbrella Monster Shirt - Zazzle
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Umbrella Monster - Spreadshirt
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Vitruvian Wolfman - Cafepress
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Vitruvian Wolfman Shirt - Zazzle
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Vitruvian Wolfman - Spreadshirt
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Umbrella Monster - Patch Together
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Vitruvian Woflman Shirt - MySoti
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May '09

Zombies Rock
Jeff the Zombie returns and this time he's got a guitar.

Robot Rights
"Support Robot Rights, while you still have the option!!" Make friends with your future robot overlords now. You may not have the chance later.
Zombies Rock Shirt - Cafepress
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Robot Rights Shirt - Cafepress
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Zombies Rock Shirt - Zazzle
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Robot Rights Bumper Sticker - Zazzle
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Zombies-Rock - Spreadshirt
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Robot Rights Shirt - Zazzle
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Robot Rights - Spreadshirt
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Angry Robot Sign - Spreadshirt
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Zombie Rock Shirt - MySoti
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April '09

The Unstoppable Cancer
This may well be the most tasteless idea I've ever had. I apologize in advance for this one.

TUC Origins
The origins of The Unstoppable Cancer have been revealed.
The Unstoppable Cancer - Cafepress
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The Unstoppable Cancer - Patch Together
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March '09

Escher Ants
A CG image inspired by M. C. Escher's Mobius Strip II, which has always been one of my favorites. It's nowhere near an exact reproduction, but it's good enough to make me happy.

Prometheants
A group of ants work together to lift aloft a magnifying glass. Now they are gods among ants.

Prometheants
A group of ants work together to lift aloft a magnifying glass. Now they are gods among ants.
Prometheants Shirt - Cafepress
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Prometheants Poster - Zazzle
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Prometheants Card - Zazzle
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Escher Ants Poster - Zazzle
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Escher Ants Card - Zazzle
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Prometheants Shirt - Zazzle
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Prometheants - Spreadshirt
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Comments and Requests
Let me know if you've got any comments or requests for older designs to be moved into newer stores.
My Sister-In-Law's Cafepress Store
Visigoths Ash Grey T-Shirt
When in Rome, do as the Visigoths! For your favorite history geek or other snarky friend.
Happy Feminist Tote Bag
"Happy Feminist" on both sides. Great for books or groceries.
Why is the Rum Gone Jr. Raglan
The pirate's question: Why is the rum gone?
Religious Left Ash Grey T-Shirt (ver. 2)
Show your colors as a "PROUD MEMBER OF THE RELIGIOUS LEFT: love thy neighbor as thyself"
Organic Cotton Liberal Values Shirt
Lists off "radical" liberal moral values: compassion, equality, freedom, justice, peace.






