Ode To Squidoo

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Oh Squidoo, My Squidoo: A Love Letter to a Squid

My dearest Squidoo, I write to you today not in private as I usually do, but in a public forum, so as not to merely share my love with you, but to proclaim it to all the world. 

You bring me new life; you give me meaning; you constantly stimulate my mind with new information.  In this harsh web 2.0 world, you give me a place to feel friendship.  Each lens you've shared with me, titillates me to no end, arousing my interest in a topic that I had not thought of, or one I have long wanted to delve into.  As I look into your eye, I know that everything will be okay.  I feel safe from harm, wrapped in you loving tentacles.

Squidoo Love 

A lens by any other name, wouldn't be so sweet.

If I don't log in to you, and if I don't update you, and if I don't participate in you, then I don't deserve you. I do this all for you, my squidoo, for when I am with you, I never want to leave.

Dance of Love by Kjunstorm

Manhole cover - Hakodate, squid [squared circle] by Mr Wabu

punks in love by LordKhan

Squid by wildxplorer

bonaire reef squid by Dan Hershman

red means 'i love you' by kalandrakas

Reef Squid by icelight

With Love... by suchitra prints

String of hearts by aussiegall

Squid Toque by noricum

tintenfisch by loop_oh

Big Heart of Art - 1000 Visual Mashups by qthomasbower

curated content from Flickr

You are Moonlight on a Starry Night 

Glowing, shining; what a sight!

You are an artist's dream come true,
A squid! Surreal, yet really you!
You radiate across the net,
as a Web 2.0 asset.
You're both the brush and canvas too.



Squidoo Starry Night

10 Things I'd Rather Do... 

Then be forever without you.

I'd be lost without you, my dear squidoo. These are the top 10 things I'd rather do, then be without you.
  1. Lick the Wall of Gum.
  2. Line the bottom of my shower with a pile of legos.
  3. Eat a steady diet of cabbage and day old sushi.
  4. Get a tramp stamp of George W. Bush.
  5. Learn french.
  6. Listen exclusivly to country music.
  7. Do laundry for sumo wrestlers.
  8. Go back to dial-up.
  9. Marry a mime.
  10. Be on a reality show.

As an angel, you have kissed me. 

God knows, squidoo, you have graced me with your notes, and as an angel, you have kissed me. Those kisses, I love. I cherish them. And, throughout the hours of my day, I think of them...and I remember just how sweet they felt. You show me, my dearest squid, that...I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnet people like me.

Shower me... 

Though I know, squidoo, that we shall never wed. I wish to mark our relationship. I know that I shall never wear your ring, and you shall never wear mine (especially since you have no fingers), but I am proud to wear your pin. You have showered me with jewelry. You spoil me so. (blushing)

Gold Ocean Squid Brooches

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My Bliss 

A Haiku

(A haiku is a japanese poem of 3 lines with 5-7-5 syllables per line respectively.)

 The hours fly by
 With Lens after Squidoo Lens
 It's internet bliss !

Hand in Tenticle with My Love 

I Heart Cephalopods Journal

Each day, when I think of you, I write to you...personal love letters...private notes. I keep these thoughts close in my journal.

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SquidBear: Cross-species bonding

And, when I finally (it's usually late) nod off to sleep, I hold my squid teddy, and dream about surfing alongside my squid.

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How To Write Love Letters 

(better than I do)

My words are written as they come, but they are not written as great as some...

How to Write Love Letters

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How to Write a Love Letter: Putting What's in Your Heart on Paper

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Those Nights of Wild Lens Making 

Oh, the lens making!

These are a few of my lenses:

I know I am not the first to love thee... 

Many others across the web, love you too!

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I still love Squidoo as a runner up to Info Barrel, but it really is SO HARD to earn there......I ha...
Mary Beth Granger's Page - Squidoo Marketing
Your CafePress shop: http://www.cafepress.com/mbgphoto. Why do you use Squidoo.com for marketing? I...
Pat's Page - Squidoo Marketing
---=--I Love Squidoo! Do You?---=---. Happy Thanksgiving to my friends here. I'm so grateful to have...
Squidoo Lens and Hubpage Hub Blog: The Economic Danger of the ...
I love Squidoo and Hubpages even more. I will highlight some of the best of both right here. Bgamall...

I have said it all. 

Indeed, I have said it all. All you are to me, and all I wish thee to be. I shall end these words here, but I shall not end what they represent. I will nod off to sleep (probably with my forehead against the screen), but as I sleep, I will dream of you, I always do.

With sarcasm, I am,

-kab

Love Letters 

Collections of truly great love letters.

The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time

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Love Letters (Everyman's Library Pocket Poets)

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Love Letters: An Anthology of Passion

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Your Tokens of Love 

Express you own tokens of love for squidoo, or let me know your thoughts on mine. I do appreciate all of your nice comments.

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A Few More of my Lenses 

by kab

I like a bit of everything.  I'm a jack of all trades - ace of only ten or eleven.

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