Created by kab (contact me)
I like a bit of everything. I'm a jack of all trades - ace of only ten or eleven.
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Oh Squidoo, My Squidoo: A Love Letter to a Squid
My dearest Squidoo, I write to you today not in private as I usually do, but in a public forum, so as not to merely share my love with you, but to proclaim it to all the world.
You bring me new life; you give me meaning; you constantly stimulate my mind with new information. In this harsh web 2.0 world, you give me a place to feel friendship. Each lens you've shared with me, titillates me to no end, arousing my interest in a topic I had not thought of, or one I have long wanted to delve into. As I look into your eye, I know that everything will be okay. I feel safe from harm, wrapped in you loving tenticles.
Squidoo Love
A lens by any other name, wouldn't be so sweet.
If I don't log in to you, and if I don't update you, and if I don't participate in you, then I don't deserve you. I do this all for you, my squidoo, for when I am with you, I never want to leave.
You are Moonlight on a Starry Night
Glowing, shining; what a sight!
A squid! Surreal yet really you!
You radiate across the net,
as a Web 2.0 asset.
You're both the brush and canvas too.
10 Things I'd Rather Do...
Then be forever without you.
- Lick the Wall of Gum.
- Line the bottom of my shower with a pile of legos.
- Eat a steady diet of cabbage and day old sushi.
- Get a tramp stamp of George W. Bush.
- Learn french.
- Listen exclusivly to country music.
- Do laundry for sumo wrestlers.
- Go back to dial-up.
- Marry a mime.
- Be on a reality show.
As an angel, you have kissed me.
God knows, squidoo, you have graced me with your notes, and as an angel, you have kissed me. Those kisses, I love. I cherish them. And, throughout the hours of my day, I think of them...and I remember just how sweet they felt. You show me, my dearest squid, that...I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnet people like me. Shower me...
Pair of Stainless Steel Squids: 14g
Amazon Price: $60.00 (as of 05/16/2008)
Pugster Gold Plated Ocean Squid Brooch
Amazon Price: $29.31 (as of 05/16/2008)
Sterling Silver, Synthetic Opal Squid Pendant with CZ.1 7/8" (48 mm) tall.
Amazon Price: $26.73 (as of 05/16/2008)
Sterling Silver, Synthetic Pink Opal Squid Pendant with CZ.1 7/8" (48 mm) tall.
Amazon Price: $32.08 (as of 05/16/2008)
My Bliss
A Haiku
(A Hand in Tenticle with My Love
I Heart Cephalopods Journal
Each day, when I think of you, I write to you...personal love letters...private notes. I keep these thoughts close in my journal.
Price: 8.99
SquidBear: Cross-species bonding
And, when I finally (it's usually late) nod off to sleep, I hold my squid teddy, and dream about surfing alongside my squid.
Price: 15.99
How To Write Love Letters
(better than I do)
How to Write Love Letters
Amazon Price: $11.21 (as of 05/16/2008)
How to Write a Love Letter: Putting What's in Your Heart on Paper
Amazon Price: $10.20 (as of 05/16/2008)
Those Nights of Wild Lens Making
Oh, the lens making!
These are a few of my lenses:-
Mastering The Office Prank
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You spend eight hours a day with these people! Eight hours a day! Eight hours with people you don't even get to pick. Eight hours with the guy who has something to say about EVERYTHING. Eight hours with the sci-fi dork who liv...
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Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
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This bright and colorful book uses rhythm and simple words in a way that will have your child excited by the book, participating in its reading, and perhaps even reciting its chant when the book is out of sight. This is a classic and a must-hav...
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Celebrities on Sesame Street
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Celebrities have walked down Sesame Street since the start. Sesame Street is the perfect way to see your favorite celebs let loose and show you a side of them you have maybe not seen. Some are just like you would expe...
I know I am not the first to love thee...
Many others across the web, love you too!
- Why I love Squidoo
- Squidoo is one of the tools I use to market my online business, and there are two things I love abou...
- Squidoo Secrets Revealed: Drive Unstoppable Traffic To Your Home ...
- For something which you can learn easily and is free, loved by Google, and can bring lots of targete...
- Bum Marketing
- The search engines are starting to love Squidoo, so build a lens around your niche. 7. Target phrase...
- My Squidoo Love
- Hey this is my all about my squidoo love. I want to share it with you. so tell me hows it? You also...
I have said it all.
With sarcasm, I am,
kab.
Love Letters
The 50 Greatest Love Letters of All Time
Amazon Price: $8.99 (as of 05/16/2008)
Love Letters (Everyman's Library Pocket Poets)
Amazon Price: $10.63 (as of 05/16/2008)
Love Letters: An Anthology of Passion
Amazon Price: (as of 05/16/2008)
A Few More of my Lenses
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SNLCelebrityJeopardy
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Saturday Night Live's Celebrity Jeopardy sketches have to be some of SNL's finest. With Sean Connery (Darryl Hammond) or Burt Reynolds (Norm MacDonald) as a contestant with two others celebrities, and Alex Trebek (Will Ferrell) as host, this Celebrit...
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Mr. Bean
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Mr. Bean is a character played by Rowan Atkinson. He is a child-like, socially inept, clumsy guy who tries hard and means well, but by such often finds himself is difficult situations. Mr. Bean's greatest talent is his imagination.&n...
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Testicle Festivals
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Eating bull testicles (or sheep, pig, goat, or even turkey) is no new thing. They have long been a delicacy and, now, Testicle Festivals are growing in popularity each year in the United States and Canada. A Testicle Festival wi...
Your Tokens of Love
Express you own tokens of love for squidoo, or let me know your thoughts on mine. I do appreciate all of your nice comments.
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Tiddledeewinks
I'll be back here to read more,as it's late,but I need an angel blessing over at AmericasMostVisitedMuseums. Posted May 02, 2008 |
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FoxMusic
Very Clever In Deed!! and I surley wish not to do the laundry of Sumo Wrestlers either. Posted April 28, 2008 |
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Margaret_Schaut
Very cute! I love squidoo too... a little too much! Posted April 26, 2008 |
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KimGiancaterino
Very clever! Posted April 24, 2008 |
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RaymondLeBlanc
The starry night/ squid combi is cool! Posted April 10, 2008 |
