Ode To Squidoo

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Oh Squidoo, My Squidoo: A Love Letter to a Squid

My dearest Squidoo, I write to you today not in private as I usually do, but in a public forum, so as not to merely share my love with you, but to proclaim it to all the world. 

You bring me new life; you give me meaning; you constantly stimulate my mind with new information.  In this harsh web 2.0 world, you give me a place to feel friendship.  Each lens you've shared with me, titillates me to no end, arousing my interest in a topic that I had not thought of, or one I have long wanted to delve into.  As I look into your eye, I know that everything will be okay.  I feel safe from harm, wrapped in you loving tentacles.

Squidoo Love 

A lens by any other name, wouldn't be so sweet.

If I don't log in to you, and if I don't update you, and if I don't participate in you, then I don't deserve you. I do this all for you, my squidoo, for when I am with you, I never want to leave.

Heart Hug by Moranga

Humboldt squid by roctopus

Dance of Love by Kjunstorm

Manhole cover - Hakodate, squid [squared circle] by Mr Wabu

punks in love by LordKhan

Squid by wildxplorer

I won’t write you a love song... by A Y U M i (LoveLiveLaugh)

bonaire reef squid by Dan Hershman

red means 'i love you' by kalandrakas

Reef Squid by icelight

String of hearts by aussiegall

Squid Toque by noricum

You are Moonlight on a Starry Night 

Glowing, shining; what a sight!

You are an artist's dream come true,
A squid! Surreal, yet really you!
You radiate across the net,
as a Web 2.0 asset.
You're both the brush and canvas too.



Squidoo Starry Night

10 Things I'd Rather Do... 

Then be forever without you.

I'd be lost without you, my dear squidoo. These are the top 10 things I'd rather do, then be without you.
  1. Lick the Wall of Gum.
  2. Line the bottom of my shower with a pile of legos.
  3. Eat a steady diet of cabbage and day old sushi.
  4. Get a tramp stamp of George W. Bush.
  5. Learn french.
  6. Listen exclusivly to country music.
  7. Do laundry for sumo wrestlers.
  8. Go back to dial-up.
  9. Marry a mime.
  10. Be on a reality show.

As an angel, you have kissed me. 

God knows, squidoo, you have graced me with your notes, and as an angel, you have kissed me. Those kisses, I love. I cherish them. And, throughout the hours of my day, I think of them...and I remember just how sweet they felt. You show me, my dearest squid, that...I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnet people like me.

Shower me... 

Though I know, squidoo, that we shall never wed. I wish to mark our relationship. I know that I shall never wear your ring, and you shall never wear mine (especially since you have no fingers), but I am proud to wear your pin. You have showered me with jewelry. You spoil me so. (blushing)

Gold Plated Ocean Squid Animal Pin Brooch

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My Bliss 

A Haiku

(A haiku is a japanese poem of 3 lines with 5-7-5 syllables per line respectively.)

 The hours fly by
 With Lens after Squidoo Lens
 It's internet bliss !

Hand in Tenticle with My Love 

I Heart Cephalopods Journal

Each day, when I think of you, I write to you...personal love letters...private notes. I keep these thoughts close in my journal.

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SquidBear: Cross-species bonding

And, when I finally (it's usually late) nod off to sleep, I hold my squid teddy, and dream about surfing alongside my squid.

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How To Write Love Letters 

(better than I do)

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Oh, the lens making!

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I have said it all. 

Indeed, I have said it all. All you are to me, and all I wish thee to be. I shall end these words here, but I shall not end what they represent. I will nod off to sleep (probably with my forehead against the screen), but as I sleep, I will dream of you, I always do.

With sarcasm, I am,

-kab

Love Letters 

Collections of truly great love letters.

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Your Tokens of Love 

Express you own tokens of love for squidoo, or let me know your thoughts on mine. I do appreciate all of your nice comments.

Joan4 wrote...

Love your lens and love Squidoo, too! What fun! Your creativity is inspiring! Smiling as I comment, too!

ReplyPosted July 14, 2008

chloecavanaugh wrote...

I smiled, I laughed, and I left 5 big ones!
Love it!
~Chloe

ReplyPosted June 18, 2008

ElizabethJeanAllen wrote...

I'm not the romantic type but it was love at first sight and all that mushy stuff to go with it.
5*
Lizzy

ReplyPosted June 01, 2008

beeobrien wrote...

Very sweet. You've made me smile. Thanks.

ReplyPosted May 16, 2008

Tiddledeewinks wrote...

I'll be back here to read more,as it's late,but I need an angel blessing over at AmericasMostVisitedMuseums.

ReplyPosted May 02, 2008

FoxMusic wrote...

Very Clever In Deed!! and I surley wish not to do the laundry of Sumo Wrestlers either.

ReplyPosted April 28, 2008

Margaret_Schaut wrote...

Very cute! I love squidoo too... a little too much!

ReplyPosted April 26, 2008

KimGiancaterino wrote...

Very clever!

ReplyPosted April 24, 2008

RaymondLeBlanc wrote...

The starry night/ squid combi is cool!

ReplyPosted April 10, 2008

ThomasC wrote...

What a great lens. Maybe one of the best I have seen! 5 stars, I would give you 10 if I could!

ReplyPosted April 02, 2008

rwoman wrote...

Great lens! I'm glad I stopped by Rwoman

ReplyPosted March 23, 2008

thomasz wrote...

Interesting lens. Nice info.

ReplyPosted February 13, 2008

poddys wrote...

Hmmm what can I say... This lens is hilarious, different, creative, ingenious, a great work of art. Thanks for being a jack of all trades and creating this for us. It should be the theme link for Suidaholics everywhere. Really nice job, 5 *****

ReplyPosted February 07, 2008

LaraineRose wrote...

Very creative!!! 5***** FAVORITE AND LENSROLLING Check out the JUKEBOX in my lens. IT REALLY WORKS. AMAZING! You can select your favorite song/s while visiting.

ReplyPosted February 02, 2008

JanaMurray wrote...

Love your pics, and topic, as well everyone else!5 Star...

ReplyPosted December 13, 2007

Frankster wrote...

Excellent lens. 5 stars. Thanks for the laughs and love. Bear hugs, Frankie

ReplyPosted October 01, 2007

Lensmaster

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Reply Posted September 27, 2007

catch-cheating wrote...

interesting,i give you five

ReplyPosted August 17, 2007

Forgiven wrote...

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ReplyPosted August 11, 2007

Andrew_Braithwaite wrote...

Hey great lens! Great lens rank number! Wish mine was!!

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ReplyPosted August 10, 2007

USVIA wrote...

Great lens! We can tell alot of hard work went into it! We found your lens on the Top 100 list for People, and it's very deserving of that placement....5 stars!

ReplyPosted August 10, 2007

ronnidkm wrote...

What a great lens, I love it! 5 stars from me too!

ReplyPosted August 06, 2007

Lensmaster

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ReplyPosted August 06, 2007

bizunlim wrote...

Very nicely done... and enjoyable! I agree about the going back to dialup too *ugh*

:-) Donna

ReplyPosted August 05, 2007

tplus wrote...

Congratulations! You are #5 at Who Has the Most Lenses?! I've picked this lens to be featured alongside your name. Come check out your competition!

ReplyPosted August 04, 2007

 
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