Ouch That Smarts - Nanosecond Pictues

So... where does he plan to land?
Isn't he supposed to stay on the bike?
His mother is not going to be very happy.
There is definitely going to be a cast in his future!
Ouch that smarts.
Nice shot, whoever took this.
Any chance there is a pond just to the left of this picture?

Where's a clown when you need one?
I hope this guy can jump! Yee haa!
This gives a whole new meaning to pain in the as-!
"A little help over here please!"
Let's make a run for the boarder!

Nice shot, all he needs now is a new camera.
I hope the camera man doesn't wear glasses.
1, 2, 3... FORE!!!!
Finally... the first shot without a slice!

They picked a bad year to repeal that helmet law!
Soon he'll be all American... red, white and blue!

This is not going to ends well!
I said "pull!"
Does this thing have airbags?

Now it's the arm bone's connected to the... shoulder bone...
Shh... I think I hear something!
It's my new break dance Move!

Now I'm really mad!
If there were words... my lips would be delayed by a few seconds.
Oh good.. I get to land on sand.
Am I paying extra for these lessons?

What happened to the boat?
Oh good... the rope will make the bike land on my head!
Did I mention the Sharks?