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"Outstanding people have one thing in common: an absolute sense of mission."

Tuesdays With Morrie Quotes 

Tuesdays With Morrie Quotes

Quotes from the book Tuesdays With Morrie by Mitch Albom. These are all from Morrie Schwartz.

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"Life" Quotes 

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Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop peddling.
-- Claude Pepper

It is not length of life, but depth of life.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
-- Buddha

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
-- Josh Billings

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda

In between goals is a thing called life, that has to be lived and enjoyed.
-- Sid Caesar

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
-- Danny Kaye

2000 Wise and Whitty Quotes 

Brilliant quotes by an incredible range of mostly famous people including Frank Lloyd Wright, Kahil Gibran, Helen Keller, Norman Vincent Peale, Douglas MacArthur, Oprah Winfrey, Bette Davis, George Burns, Pearl Buck, Dale Carnegie, Albert Schweitzer, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Bette Midler, Joan Baez, Anne Frank, Margaret Mead, Oral Roberts, Pablo Picasso - the list is phenomenal. The book is well laid out with an average of 6 quotes per page, 441 pages. Perfect gift for the person who has everything

"Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandpas have only so many horsey rides in them."

Grandparents 

Bill Cosby---Grandparents

Bill Cosby, comedy about his grandparents.

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Quotes For Parents And Grandparents 

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Grandfathers are just antique little boys.

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting.

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild.
-- Welsh Proverb

What children need most are the essentials that grandparents provide in abundance. They give unconditional love, kindness, patience, humor, comfort, lessons in life. And, most importantly, cookies.
-- Rudolph Giuliani
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"Laugh as much as you breathe and love as long as you live."

"Love" Quotes 

To be your friend was all I ever wanted, to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.

You are what I never knew I always wanted.

I love her and that's the beginning of everything.

Somewhere between all our laughs, long talks, stupid little fights and all our jokes, I fell in love.

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Homer Simpson Quotes 

 

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By CHRIS VOGNAR / The Dallas Morning News The greatest comedy filmmakers ? paging Billy Wilder ? could bust your gut and break your heart in the same ...
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"Age" Quotes 

Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
-- Anonymous

A woman has the age she deserves
-- Coco Chanel

Too old to plant trees for my own gratification, I shall do it for my posterity.
-- Thomas Jefferson

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm.
-- Henry David Thoreau

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Age does not protect you from love, but love to some extent protects you from age.
-- Jeanne Moreau

First you are young; then you are middle-aged; then you are old; then you are wonderful.
-- Lady Diana Cooper

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
-- Madeleine L'Engle

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-- Robert Frost
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40th Birthday 

Forty isn't old, if you're a tree.

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40.

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

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Marriage Quotes 

All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
-- Johnny Carson

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson

Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous

There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage
-- Martin Luther

Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous

Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin

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    Dan Snell, CEO of The Bonded Family Dan Snell, CEO of The Bonded Family Jul 22, 2009 @ 11:08 am
    It's by chance one becomes a 'step-family'...
    It can be by God's Hand you become a 'Family'.

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