President Bill Clintons Many Accomplishments
For the purpose of satisfying all of President Bill Clintons adoring fans, I wanted to take the opportunity to share with the masses those accomplishments I feel President Bill Clinton deserves the most mention. I do realize some of you do not feel he is worthy of these accomplishments, however, this is a matter of free speech and I believe I am entitled to my opinion.
Accomplishments Of President Bill Clinton
The Clinton Administration holds the all-time record for having the greatest number of friends and acquaintances/associates who have: resigned under pressure, plead the 5th amendment in a court of law, fled the country, gone to jail or died under mysterious circumstances? Also, would those who have died under mysterious circumstances be considered friends?President Bill Clinton was the first President ever in US History to be impeached?
He was the first President ever in US History to be disbarred from practicing law in his home state of Arkansas?
President Bill Clinton was the first President to pay $800,000 to settle a sexual harassment claim? Dirty Boy!
Bill Clinton was the first President to be accused by a credible eye witness of rape? Naughty Boy!
President Bill was the first President to pardon a convicted drug dealer? What about the nasal surgery Clinton had-What does that insinuate?
Old President Willie was the first President to have sex with an intern? Preserving the respect of the Oval Orrfice?
Slick Willie betrayed this country when he allowed massive transfers of American secrets to the Chinese in exchange for illegal contributions to his re-election campaign? Dirty Politics!
President Bill is indirectly responsible for the growing threat in North Korea? In 1994, President Clinton sent (of all people) Jimmy Carter to cut a deal with the North Koreans in their effort to develop nuclear weapons. He agreed to give Pyongyang free oil, two free nuclear reactors, diplomatic ties, and increased trade. Today, North Korea's resumption of its nuclear weapons program has much of the world on edge. North Korea claims to have nuclear weapons and to be working on building up its arsenal. So much for your negotiation skills Jimmy.
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President Bill Clinton at a Glance
William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton (born William Jefferson Blythe III, August 19, 1946)Biography of William J. Clinton, The White House served as the forty-second President of the United States from 1993 to 2001. He was the fifteenth Democrat elected to that office. He was the third-youngest president, older only than Theodore Roosevelt and John F. Kennedy. He became president at the end of the Cold War, and as he was born in the period after World War II, is known as the first Baby Boomer president.Marc Sandalow, Clinton Era Marked by Scandal, Prosperity: 1st Baby Boomer in White House Changed...
Impeachment Of Bill Clinton
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Former President of the United States Bill Clinton was impeached by the House of Representatives on December 19, 1998, and acquitted by the Senate on February 12, 1999. The charges, perjury, obstruction of justice and abuse of power arose from the Monica Lewinsky scandal and the Paula Jones law suit. The trial proceedings were largely party-line, with no Democratic Senators voting for conviction and only five Democratic Representatives voting to impeach. In all, 50 senators voted "not guilty," and 50 voted "guilty" on the obstruction charge. The Senate also acquitted on the charge of perjury with 55 votes cast as "not guilty," and 45 votes as "guilty." It was only the second impeachment of a President in American history, following the impeachment of Andrew Johnson in 1868.
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