How To Watch Wrestling

How to watch professional wrestling
1. Find a comfy spot to sit
2. Get some munchies
3. Find a TV (preferably HD)
4. Pick a few favorite wrestlers
5. Order a Pay-Per-View or two. (Next, "Fatal 4-Way" .)
6. Enjoy the show.

Here's a list of my favorite wrestlers
1. The Undertaker
2. Triple H
3. Matt Hardy
4. Jeff Hardy
5. Shawn Michaels
6. Hulk Hogan
7. Jim Brunzell
8. Stone Cold Steve Austin
9. Mick Foley
10. Rob Van Damme

Raw Results For April 12, 2010






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David Hasselhoff is the "Guest Host."
Divas Championship Match
Eve Torres VS Maryse. WINNER: Eve Torres
The Miz and Big Show come out and talk about how great they are. Brett Hart comes out with a microphone. Brett says he can think of two teams off the top of his head that are better than they are. He mentions the "Hart Foundation" and "The British Bulldogs." Brett says there's a team back there that can beat them. The Hart Dynasty comes out. David Hart-Smith says his da is out there watching, and he issues a challenge to The Miz. He says if he wins, The Hart Dynasty gets a title shot at "Extreme Rules." Miz accepts, but he says if he wins, Brett has to come out on national TV next week and admit that The Miz and The Big Show are the best tag team ever. Brett says, "You're on!"
The Miz VS David Hart-Smith. WINNER: The Miz.
The WWE draft is only two weeks away.
Evan Bourne VS Carlito. WINNER: Evan Bourne
John Cena VS David "A-List" Otanga. WINNER: John Cena by submission.
Sheamus comes out. He says that Triple H said he made a mistake by bringing a pipe to a sledgehammer fight. Sheamus says he disagrees. He says that Triple H showed his hand, and he only brings the sledgehammer out when he's afraid of someone. Sheamus says him and Triple H are going to have a "Street Fight" match at Extreme Rules. Kofi Kingston comes out and says he gets "payback" for what Sheamus did to him last week.
Sheamus VS Kofi Kingston. WINNER: Kofi Kingston by DQ. After the match, Sheamus continues to beat up Kofi.
"Baywatch Babes" Triple Threat Tag Team Match
Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim VS The Bella Twins VS Jillian and Rosa Mendes. Special "Guest Referee" Santino Marella. WINNER: No one, Santino "accidentally" gets knocked out.
Hornswoggle comes running out dressed like a lifeguard. They make it look like he's going to "save" Santino, but he "tadpole splashes" him instead.
The cast of "MacGruber" are the "Guest Hosts" next week.
Randy Orton VS Batista. WINNER: Randy Orton by DQ. After the match, John Cena comes out and attacks Batista.

Smackdown Results - 05/28/10

Teddy Long was talking about what was going to happen tonight, when Drew McIntyre came out. He has another letter from Vince McMahon. Matt Hardy has been suspended without pay until further notice, because of his actions after the last pay-per-view. Drew says that if Teddy continues to turn a blind eye to his "misfortunes" the next letter he receives will be a termination notice. Matt Hardy comes out, but Teddy tells him that Drew isn't worth it. Teddy says the WWE will force him to fire him if he doesn't stop. Drew tells Matt to take a look at his face, because that's the face that got him suspended.
Drew McIntyre and Jack Swagger VS Kofi Kingston and The Big Show. WINNER: Kofi Kingston and The Big Show.
CM Punk comes out with his "Straight Edge Society." He has a towel on his head, when he takes it off, he's wearing a mask like Rey Mysterio because Rey won the match at "Over The Top" and shaved his head.
Fatal 4-Way Qualifying Match
CM Punk VS Kane. WINNER: CM Punk.
Christian and Hornswoggle VS Dolph Ziggler and Chavo Guererro. WINNER: Christian and Hornswoggle.
Luke Gallows VS MVP. WINNER: Luke Gallows.
Fatal 4-Way Qualifying Match
The Undertaker VS Rey Mysterio. WINNER: The Undertaker