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PsychoStick - the best humorcore band

1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic (by 1 person)   Your rating: 1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic

Ranked #3448 in Music, #76703 overall

Rated G. (Control what you see)

What is PsychoStick?

 

Are you tired of singers singing about stupid things with serious faces? Do you need to freshen up your mood? Well then, PsychoStick is the band for you!
Psychostick is a metalcore band from Tempe, Arizona, though they call themselves humorcore band. Their songs are known to have lots of comedy elements, like dialogues between band members. Now 3 of 5 band members are working on a new, serious project called Evacuate Chicago.

PsychoStick history 

Once, Psychostick was known as Asinine. Asinine was formed in mid 1998 out of Odessa, Texas, also know as, "The Land of No Future." But title was changer in year 2000.
To date they have released two albums nationally. The most recent, titled The Flesh Eating Roller Skate Holiday Joyride, was released September 25, 2007, and We Couldn't Think of a Title, released on September 12, 2006. They began touring nationally in July of 2006, and have toured with Look What I Did, Powerglove, Bobaflex, Indorphine, Screaming Mechanical Brain, and Better Left Unsaid, and have played with many national bands, including Three Days Grace, Army of Anyone, Sick Puppies, Hemlock, Rehab, A New Revolution, The Exies, Smile Empty Soul, Within Chaos, Pumpjack, Vehemence, American Standard, Phunk Junkeez as well as many others.
As of March 2007, Psychostick's debut album has had minor chart success in the US, reaching #41 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers, #4 on the Billboard's Top Heatseekers (West North Central), and #48 on the Billboard's Top Independent Albums.
More recently, "The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride" reached #18 on Billboard's Top Holiday Albums.

Upcoming tours 

No upcoming shows

PsychoStick stuff you can buy 

We Couldn't Think of a Title

Amazon Price: $10.99 (as of 12/05/2008) Buy Now

The Flesh Eating Rollerskate Holiday Joyride

Amazon Price: $6.98 (as of 12/05/2008) Buy Now

Beer!!! (Album) [Explicit]

Amazon Price: $0.99 (as of 12/05/2008) Buy Now

Psychostick - BEER! 

Psychostick `s first single

Psychostick - BEER!

I know this is up on YouTube already, but this version is better and I'm like, the author. So yeah, stick that in your cooter and squirt on it.

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Lyrics 

"Beer!" lyrics

I like beer 'cuz it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
'Cuz the beer it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
...and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

When it's warm it tastes real crappy
But cold beer will make me happy
When I throw up on the floor
I can go and drink some more
They say beer will make me dumb
It are go good with pizza
Now that we have drunk some beer
Let's go drive a car

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
....and stuff!

Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Beer is good!
Let's go drink some BEER!

(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)
BEER!
(BEER!)

OH!

Uh dude.. I think you've had enough
...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Let's go drink some beer!

I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk, wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am drunk wheee!
I am drunk, drunk is me, I am...

PsychoStick - Two Ton Paperweight 

Another great song

PsychoStick - Two Ton Paperweight

My first video, expect more to come...

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Lyrics 

"Two Ton Paperweight" lyrics

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
Wanna drive you off a cliff
Watch you crash into a ravine
For the things you did to me, you...

STUPID CAR!
I wanna make myself a pipe bomb
Blow your damn engine back to hell
Where I know you're from.

Piece of CRAP!
You aren't even worth the tow
To a junkyard or a place
Where you'd sit and lay to waste, I...

WISH YOU'D DIE!
Oh never mind, you always do.
Could you tell me how much longer it will be
Until I'm rid of you?

I wish that you'd just get hit by lightning (or something)
My confidence in you is sold with every part I buy
I guess I'm just a sucker with a lemon
So pucker up and kiss another paycheck goodbye!

You leak more than a newborn baby
I change you oil all the time but still you need some more
Your fluid puddles come in assorted colors
Such wondrous variety of problems galore

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

(Stupid fucking car)

My car is a PIECE OF SHIT!
I ought to give you a swift kick
In the muffler, in the tire
Or where ever I desire you...

STUPID CAR!
You never get me very far when
You decide driving to the store is a mortal sin

PIECE OF CRAP!
I guess you want a piece of me
Since you're leaving all your pieces
In the middle of the street

You heap of JUNK!
I don't know what I'm gonna do
I just hope that I don't have to take another day of driving you

I swear you must be older than my grandma (and she's dead)
The fact you run at all is quite a mystery to me
Your miles are approaching seven digits
May God have mercy on the soul that's holding the key

I'm guess I'm just a little angry
But for some reason, getting stranded kinda chaps my hide.
You probably think I'm slightly overreacting
Has your car ever made you think about suicide?

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down?

And will I ever see
It start consistently
Without the pain and the suffering

Will there be a time
When I know I can drive
Without my car breaking down on me?

And will I ever see
It start consistent...

What the...?
C'mon... give me a break!

Alright... PIECE OF SHIT!!
DIE!!!!
AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!

PsychoStick - The Dumb Song 

You should listen this song

The Dumb Song

The Dumb Song, with PsychoStick member Josh. It is actully a pluh.com song.

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Lyrics 

"The Dumb Song" lyrics

Your dumb, your dumb,
Same thing, still dumb

Hey Murph, your dumb
No, your dumb
No, no your dumb
Well you're dumb 'cause you got glasses on
Well your...dumb
Your nose is funny, and dumb
Oh yeah? Well your eyes are dumb
I'm gonna sing why your dumb

Your books are over-due, because you're dumb
Oh yeah? Well your hamster ran away, because you're dumb
Your shirt shrunk in the wash, because it's cotton and you're dumb
Well your toilet over-flowed

You know Murph, you're not the only one that's dumb
Who else is dumb?
Everybody
You're right, they're all dumb

Hey you,
You go to blow.com, because you're dumb
And you're downloading this song, because you're dumb
Your hemroids are inflamed, because your dumb
Your brain's all stupid.

Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me
I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be...

(people who hold out notes are dumb...
...the longer you do that the dumber you sound)

It's daylight savings time, because you're dumb
That guy right there is dumb, because you're dumb
One time you went to McDonalds and got some french fries
and ketchup packets, and you sat down to eat them
but you couldn't get 'em open so you went to the store
to buy some scissors but didn't have enough money so
you started running to your friends house to barrow some
money so you could buy some scissors to open up your
ketchup packets and enjoy your french fries more fully
but then just before you got to his front door
a *piano* fell on your head...because you're dumb

(Didn't see that one coming)
Oh say can you see, everyone is dumb but me
I am never ever wrong, and that's all you'll ever be

(That was beautiful)
(Thank you)
(You're still dumb)
You're dumb, the song, now die
You're dead, because, you're dumb
Oh wait, you're still, alive
You're still, dumb none, the less
*rawr*
you Rawr cause your dumb

(You're bored 'cause you're dumb)

(You're dumb because you thought the heavy part was over)

You died while in the bed, because you're dumb
Your funeral is boring, 'cause your dumb
You're six feet underground, because you're dumb
Now you're all dead and stuff

You're dumb 'cause this sounds like Deftones song
You're dumb 'cause pandas are endangered
You're dumb 'cause everything is composed of matter
You're dumb because, smiley face
You're dumb because this recording studio is
just my closet in my apartment
(dumb dumb dumb)
And you're dumb because,
(dumb dumb dumb)
I'm out of dumb things to say..dumbie
(dumb dumb dumb dumb)

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