Joke Competition- Let Your Comedian Out

Mother Mole: A family of moles had been hibernatin more...4 points

Mother Mole: A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!" The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!" The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses ... http://www.squ...4 points

BEST BAR JOKES

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar wh more...3 points

A nun in full black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her square in the nose. She goes down, so he starts kicking her with his scuffed business shoes. As a crowd gathers, the drunk stops, staggers back, and slurs, "You're not so tough, Batman!"3 points

PG-13 Joke

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow more...2 points

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs!2 points

Military Joke

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation more...1 point

This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadian...1 point

Skeleton

A skeleton walks into a bar.

"What'll you have", more...1 point

A skeleton walks into a bar.

"What'll you have", says the bartender.

"A beer", says the skeleton, "and a mop."1 point

Tweet!

In a way my girlfriend is just like my dog. #bothBitches
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In a way my girlfriend is just like my dog. #bothBitches
Hahah totally kidding! I have a male dog.

https://twitter.com/#!/xDenverx1 point

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Presidential candidate Rick Santorum has sponsored one of the cars in the Daytona 500 race. Not to be undone Mitt Romney is also sponsoring a car. Look for the one with the dog on the roof.

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