RETRO CHRISTMAS: Nostalgic Decorations and Gifts

This count-down is for all of you folks who are getting antsy anticipating that paper-ripping-fruitcake-eating-sugar-crashing-ugly-sweater-turkey-feasting-tinsel-between-your-toes-Christmas-Story-movie-marathon-reindeer-watching-so-glad-I-don't-have-to-shop-anymore-big-day that only comes around once a year!!!

Christmas will be here in the blink of an eye, and Santa is checking his list. Have you been naughty or nice? This fun and unique design features retro colors in red, green, black and white with fun, retro fonts. Reminiscent of an antique advertising sign with a little atomic flare. Text reads: "I've Been 100% Super Duper Really Naughty". This retro design is also available on other gift items. This decorative throw pillow measures a sprawling 18" X 18" with an 11" X 11" image area so you can lounge in comfort. It's made of ultra-soft brushed twill with a sturdy canvas image area. Ships with pillow insert. Removable zippered cover for easy laundering. Click on the pillow to purchase or click here to view all items with this design. Check back soon to see the "I've Been Nice" version!

RETRO CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

Click on the ornament on the right to see this Ceramic Keepsake Ornament and other ornaments with designs by Retro Loco!™ and Studio Floor 13™. If you are looking for nontraditional ornaments for a unique and unusual holiday tree, then check out my selection of ornaments. Choose from groovy 70's-inspired designs, Alien Cats, "Victorian Illusions", funky polka-dots, hippy-trippy-oozing lava light designs, modern digital artwork and other one-of-a-kind designs.

CHRISTMAS KITCHEN ACCESSORIES
For Cooking Up a Nostalgic Christmas Dinner

VINTAGE CHRISTMAS MUSIC
Sheet Music and Record Albums

HOLIDAY MOVIES & CARTOONS

RETRO CHRISTMAS BOOKS
Vintage Christmas Crafts and Nostalgic Gifts

RETRO CHRISTMAS GIFTS & WRAPPING PAPER

Retro Christmas: A hip, retro Christmas design in greenish blue, with fluffy white snowflakes, a Santa Claus hat and letters that look like red and white stripes on candy canes. Nostalgic, fun and very colorful.


Oh, Oh, Oh Christmas: Children are always doing a no-no or an oh-oh, so I decided to make a funny play on Santa's favorite words on these cute clothes for babies and kids.




I've Been Naughty: Have you been naughty or nice? This fun and unique design features retro colors in red, green, black and white with fun retro fonts. Reminiscent of an antique advertising sign with a little atomic flare.

I have to dedicate this lens to my mother, Elizabeth Jean, who passed away on November 29, 2002, because it was mainly she who made Christmas a very, very special time for my family and me. My father was and still is a huge help in making Christmas fun, special and memorable. My mother was the one who came up with crazy ideas such as making boot imprints in the fireplace ashes to convince me (and freak me out) that Santa really did exist, and that he had actually managed to fit his fat behind down our narrow chimney on Christmas Eve and leave dozens of toys, games, dolls and no telling how many cavities-worth of calorie-laden candy. My mother LOVED Christmas, and I think she probably thought about Christmas every day of the year, just as I did while I was growing up. I have always been told and believe that when we get to Heaven we will have everything we want; if this is true, then my mother has an eternity's supply of chocolate, her favorite child, I mean cat, "Peaches" with her, skyscraper stacks of books and magazines, enough southern-style iced tea to swim in, peppermint chewing gum that never loses its flavor, and the biggest and most beautiful Christmas tree that one can ever imagine. My mom now celebrates Christmas with the man for whom the holiday was created in the first place: Jesus Christ. I hope Jesus and Mom are planning a huge combination birthday party/Christmas, and I hope all of Heaven rocks out on December 25th! Mom, I love you and miss you, and PLEASE do not make boot imprints in God's fireplace....you can NOT fool Him!