Sarcastic Quotes
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Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings
Check out the Sarcastic Bumper Stickers, Wall Decals, Posters, Funny Sarcastic Books, Text Alerts, and Mp3's too! Life is short, there's no time to waste by being miserable about a subject or person....enjoy yourself and receive satisfaction by being sarcastic instead!
Sarcasm: It Beats Killing People
This Sarcastic Quote is available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Sarcasm: the body's natural defense against stupidity
Sarcastic Quote is available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Great Ways To Be Sarcastic At Work
(without getting into trouble)
WTF? Office Stamp
WTF? Red Office Stock Self-Inking Rubber Stamp
Put this sarcastic little stamper on your office desk, and watch your co-workers ask if they can borrow it! I'm sure you'll be able to think of other uses for this unique stamp :)
The Bull$hit Button
Put this big red Bull$hit button on your desk, ready for lying intruders. When you hear the offending conversations or statements, just reach for the button and press it to light it up! Perfect way to be sarcastic and get your point across without saying a word.
Sarcastic Candy
Custom Candy Lollipops - 2 of each: Sucker!, Bite Me!, Whatever! and Loser! Sarcasm never tasted so sweet with these orange flavored suckers and hand decorated royal icing! Display these in a pencil holder on your desk.
Start Your Day With A Sarcastic 2012 Calendar
Sarcastic Quotes Bumper Stickers
I love reading funny sarcastic bumper stickers while I'm driving!
Have A Nice Day (Somewhere Else)
Learn From Your Parents Mistakes, Use Birth Control
I May Be Fat - But You're Ugly. I Can Lose Weight. Can You Lose Ugly?
Sarcasm Is The Body's Natural Defense Against Stupid
C'mon Give Me The Finger Like You Mean It
This Old Man Just Smoked Your A$$
Music Too Loud Call 1-800-EAT-$hit
Illegal Immigrant Is Not A Race
Sarcastic Political Bumper Stickers
Fight Organized Crime, Don't Re-elect Anyone
Sarcastic Political Bumper Stickers
Think - It's Not Illegal Yet
Sarcastic Political Bumper Stickers
Sarcastic Bumper Stickers For Smokers
Get 1 Of My Favorite Quotes
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
There are 2 theories to arguing with me. Neither one works
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
There Are 2 Theories To Arguing With Me Tee
I will defend to your death, my right to my opinion
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Do some soul-searching. You might just find one.
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Do Some Soul Searching T Shirt
Contrary to popular belief, God's surname is not Damn
Quote available in over 20 different T shirt colors, and several mug options
Contrary To Popular Belief Tee Shirts
Sarcastic Quotes and Sayings Wall Decals
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Queen Mom Funny/Sarcastic Wall Decals
Man's Home, Castle, & Queen Wall Decals
Being A Princess Sarcastic Wall Decals
Love Me Or Hate Me Quote by LW Decals
Sarcastic Kitchen Wall Decals
Decorate Your Home With Quotes and Sayings
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Dinner Choices, Take it or Leave it Wall Decals
Today's Menu - Take it or Leave it Wall Decals
Chocolate, Coffee, Men Quote Wall Decals
Sarcastic Bathroom Wall Decals
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Teeth Brushing Sarcastic Wall Decals
Sarcastic Quote For Mirror Area Decals
A Sarcastic Laundry Room Wall Decal
Enjoy A Sarcastic Book
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Zombie Survival Guide
56 4.5* Stars
All My Friends Are Dead
85 4.5* Stars
Atrocious Lies - I Love Everybody
19 4.5* Stars
Womens Daily Irony
16 5* Stars
White Trash Mom Handbook
The Official Dictionary Of Sarcasm
To find more sarcastic quotes and sayings!
The Official Dictionary of Sarcasm: A Lexicon for Those of Us Who Are Better and Smarter Than the Rest of You
From advertisements to e-mail, from materialism to remote controls, there's a witty sarcastic answer for every situation with this A-Z Sarcastic guide from the author, who is the Executive Vice President of the National Sarcasm Society.
Sarcastic Posters
Professionally Framed Funny & Sarcastic Posters
Text Message Musical Alerts For Your Phone
Assign various funny, humorous, rude, sarcastic, and hilarious text tone alerts to your friends! You'll know immediately who you've received a text from by the sound
Listen to Funny Sarcastic Jokes and Stories
Classic and New Comedy on Mp3 Insant Download
226 5* Stars
Brian Regan Live
84 4* Stars
Alpocalypse by Weird Al Yankovic
33 4.5* Stars
Beyond The Pale by Jim Gaffigan
More Sarcastic Tees
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designated b*tch
6 sizes - 30 colors
treat me right or I'll blog about you
6 sizes - 30 colors
if you can't say something nice, then really trash the b**tards
6 sizes - 30 colors
I'd like to give a damn but I have evolved
6 sizes - 30 colors
The Sarcasm - Sarcastic Doctorate Degree
Sarcasm Sarcastic Degree - Custom Gag Diploma Doctorate Certificate
Do you know someone who deserves the Sarcasm Degree? Is it you? Customize this degree with your desired name and date! The Certificate is 8.5 x 11 premium grade paper, with a gold embossed seal and official border, perfect for framing!
Funny Sarcastic Bumper Stickers Against Tailgating
Warning I Shot The Last Tailgater
I Brake Suddenly For Tailgaters
I'll Bet You A New Car That I Can Brake Faster Than You Can
If You Can Read This - Get Off My A$$
A Few Sarcastic Quote Images To Share
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Funny & Sarcastic Facebook Quote
Blue Sarcastic Facebook Quotes Images
Brown Sarcastic Facebook Quotes Images
Dark Gray Sarcastic Facebook Quotes Images
Light Gray Sarcastic Facebook Quotes Images
A Few More Sarcastic, Funny Quotes and Sayings....
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, and the highest form of intelligence
Sarcasm: A literary device for identifying the stupid
Sarcasm: the intelligent way to say mean things to your face
Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm
You can't fix stupid, and crazy is forever
I'm trying to imagine you with a personality
Let me drop what I'm doing - and pay attention to you and all of your needs
I worship the ground you walk away from
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
Prejudice can save lots of time, because you can form an opinion without any facts
Men are like floor tiles...if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life
Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you?
A closed mouth gathers no foot
I don't want to be condescending...that's when you talk down to people
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
My Quotes Pages
Many More Fun Quotes To See!
Funny Quotes, Sayings, and One Liners
that you can use to humor your friends
Hilarious Quotes
nearly sarcastic quotes, but not quite
Life Quotes
funny quotes about life's daily situations
Humorous Quotes and Sayings
to tickle your funny bone
Many More Sarcastic Quotes!
plus Life Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humorous Quotes, and Hilarious Quotes
What you've seen on this page of my designs is just a very small sampling of the quotes on tshirts and coffee mugs that are available at MizSarcastic.com
Check it out!
DIY Quotes and Sayings
Design A Quote Yourself
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Put a quote, or an image, or the person's name on a coffee cup, travel mug, t-shirt, or mousepad for a unique personalized gift.
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Design your own shirt - Design your own coffee mug! or Create a personalized beer mug, a cool apron, iphone or ipad case, funky personalized stationery, and mousepads!
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PaulRyan
Apr 24, 2012 @ 12:00 am | delete
- Some great quotes and items. Especially like the big cup of...! ;-)
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LeslieMirror
Apr 19, 2012 @ 6:57 am | delete
- Nice lens! I want that sarcastic calendar!
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Fignewton37
Apr 8, 2012 @ 7:31 am | delete
- I love this lens. One of my favorite sarcastic responses when someone says something that was pretty obvious is "Thanks for the BFO." (Brilliant Flash of the Obvious.) Or, "That comment was completely unencumbered by the thought process."
Also, I like your wood burning crafts. Who knew it was called Pyrography? Thanks for your hard work.
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MelonyVaughan
Feb 13, 2012 @ 8:11 am | delete
- Great and fun lens! Thanks for sharing!
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Psycho_Free_Zone
Jan 14, 2012 @ 2:29 pm | delete
- Great lens; thanks for the laughs : )
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Living long enough and surviving many circumstances, this grandmother has a knack for sarcastic quips, one liners, quotes and sayings.
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