Sidhuism

They're trying to make a whistle sound like a trumpet.

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His footwork is like a car in a traffic jam.

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The wily fox is back. Its an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.

Muralitharan bowling to the last Indian pair.0 points

Cats on a hot tin roof!

About the Zimbabwean batsmen.0 points

He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

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They are like brooding hens on top of a china egg.

Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low s more...0 points

Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe. Quoting Michael Foot.
Why a China egg?
Because nothing will hatch out of it!0 points

This is a batsman who is as erratic as the electricity supply in most parts of India.

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This bowler bowls so slow that the batsmen have enough time to call home and talk to their wives between every delivery.

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The Sri Lankans are running between the wickets as if their wives are chasing them with a belan.

Belan = Dough roller used to make Chapati / Roti0 points

Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian auto meter.

Auto rickshaw - form of Indian taxi.0 points

He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was more...0 points

On Sri Lankan batsman Romesh Kaluwitharna who was wasting balls without making runs.0 points

Warne is a victim of his own success. He has taken to women the way an ostrich takes to the skies.

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The candles cost more than the cake!

On Geoffrey Boycott's birthday0 points

My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.

To remind Sir Geoffrey Boycott of his age, while G more...0 points

To remind Sir Geoffrey Boycott of his age, while Geoffrey was talking about his fascination with young Indian actress Shilpa Shetty.0 points

If ifs and buts were pots and pans, there would be no tinkers.

In the midst of a verbal duel with Tony Greig.0 points

The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings! New Zealanders have their limits, The kiwis are the birds that cannot fly!

On Kiwis (New Zealanders).0 points

He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.

About Chris Harris.0 points

India is going to crush the Kiwis and Martin will need a hanky at that time.

To Martin Crowe in a match against New Zealand. La more...0 points

To Martin Crowe in a match against New Zealand. Later he offered a towel instead of a hanky when NZ scored 209.0 points

It is better to ride a pony than a horse which throws you.

Referring to Dinesh Mongia, who was like a reliabl more...0 points

Referring to Dinesh Mongia, who was like a reliable pony than Rahul Dravid who at that time, was more like an unreliable horse, on a television broadcast (11 July 2002), during a one day match with Sri Lanka in England.0 points

The world is all about mind and matter; I don't mind and you don't matter.

When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show asked more...0 points

When Farooque Sheikh, host of the talk show asked him what he thinks of those who criticize his style of commentary "Jeena Isi Ka Naam Hai" on Zee TV, (17 June 2004)0 points

His mind is on the boisterous sea of doubt.

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That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it !!

When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone ver more...0 points

When Saurav Ganguly took a catch that had gone very high in the air.0 points

It reminds me of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala ... one falls and everything else falls!

About the way Indian wickets are falling.0 points

They are so timid, they wouldn't say boo to a goose!

About the tail of the Indian batting order.0 points

Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope.

After Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway s more...0 points

After Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados.0 points

Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!

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The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

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The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

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His slower ball was so slow that my mama can run faster than that.

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Confidence of Dravid grows in the garden of patience.

Referring to a slow knock of Rahul Dravid0 points

Indian Cricket is like Indian Monsoon; When it rains it pours, or else there is drought.

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He is a constipated batsman/bowler, put's in a lot of effort and has very little results to show for in the end.

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Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious - When Sri Lankans play; Uncertain - when Indians play

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For the Indians, now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'.

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Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.

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He opened him like a can of beans.

Prasad beat a Sri Lankan batsman.0 points

He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place!

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They are like a "golden drum" which makes a lot of noise but was hollow inside.

On West Indies Cricket team.0 points

Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!

Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi%u2019s fighting s more...0 points

Applauding Reetinder Singh Sodhi%u2019s fighting spirit.0 points

He is flowing like a river - simply unstoppable!

When Ricky (Reetinder Singh Sodhi) took a wicket.0 points

They will not only come back home with their cup, but with the opposition's cherries as well.

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He has thrown him to the wolves.

When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out.0 points

Right now he's looking like a Cheshire cat that's had loads of cream!

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If only he could learn how to play, he would make a great player!

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He is like a fighterplane with the speed of an autorickshaw.

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The pied piper of Punjab!

On Yuvraj Singh.0 points

The sardar from Jalandhar!

On Harbhajan Singh.0 points

He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.

On S.Ramesh%u2019s diving catch in 1st innings of more...0 points

On S.Ramesh%u2019s diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka.0 points

Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Te more...0 points

When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the one-dayers.0 points

Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.

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The Burden of Calamity.

On Sourav Ganguly.0 points

India have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, pussy cats abroad!

n Bulawayo, when India beat Zimbabwe by eight wick more...0 points

n Bulawayo, when India beat Zimbabwe by eight wickets to take a 1-0 lead in the two-Test series.0 points

Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.

On Virender Sehwag.0 points

He chased the ball, as if a young guy chased a beautiful girl, but who never knew she was daughter of army officer and paid the price, with his wicket.

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He's shredded that into smithereens.

On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v Englan more...0 points

On Rahul Dravid hitting a boundary, India v England, 2002.0 points

He moved like a heavy duty truck.

When a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow rea more...0 points

When a fielder dropped a catch due to his slow reaction.0 points

He's like a tornado - he can really blow you off your feet.

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He pierced it through an eye of a needle.

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Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

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India look like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.

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That one was meant for the Air Hostesses.

On the sky-high shot by Yuvraj.0 points

I dont trust the Indian batting,they can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

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He's butchering them faster than you can say 'Chicken Tikka'!

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He can sell a glass of water to a drowning man, he can sell ice to an eskimo, he can sell sand to an Arab.

Sidhu on Jagmohan Dalmiya0 points

A fifty is like kissing a virgin, you just have to go on!

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Comments should be like skirts. Short enough to keep your attention, but long enough to cover the subject.

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Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

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The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

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This shot was as sweet as tooti frooti!

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As crisp as a cracker.

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At times commentators can be like sleeping pills.

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On the 3rd day of 3rd test match - the indian spectators are as boisterous as a dead dodo.

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The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it... !!

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Pitches are like husband!!! They keep slowing down!!!

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The ball missed the bat like a kiss in a hindi movie.

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Big outcry, no outcome!

When a loud appeal was rejected.0 points

One Day Cricket is like a pyjama; every one fits into it.

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Zero is the hero of Mathematics.

When a batsman got out on zero.0 points

Doubt will always create a mountain and faith will tunnel through it.

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Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

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They must either stand up and be counted, or lie down and be counted out.

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Those who fail to prepare should be prepared to fail.

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To achieve, you have to believe.

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Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

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To err is human - but not too often.

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Penny and penny will make many.

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Hope is putting faith to work when doubting would be easier.

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It is tiny droplets of water that make a shower. He's believing his doubt and doubting his belief.

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Keep feeding your faith until your doubts starves to death.

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Next to good judgment, diamonds and pearls are the next rarest thing.

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Patience is the greatest of all shock-absorbers.

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Speed has little to do with your progress - it is more to do with direction.

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Strength grows in the garden of patience.

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Not only strike when the iron is hot, but make the iron hot by striking it.

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Success is a matter of luck and pluck.

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Success is the fruit of concentration.

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Talent is nothing if it's not controlled, harnessed and disciplined.

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In times of prosperity, friends are aplenty; in times of poverty, not one in twenty.

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Judge people by their performance, not by their intentions.

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It's better to prevent and prepare than to repent and repair.

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Talent is nothing without opportunity.

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Success has got to be attributed to contributions, not to accumulations.

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It was a daunting task. Possible but not probable.

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Life is what happens when you're making other plans.

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Hope is the elixir of life.

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In life, as in chess, it is foresight which will win.

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The surest form of failure is trying to please everyone.

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The last perfect man who walked on this earth was crucified on a cross.

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Truth will walk naked, and lies have got to be properly dressed.

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If you enjoy a particular thing, you will always succeed at it.

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It is better to pluck the fruit from the tree than wait for it to fall.

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It is choice, not chance that determines destiny.

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Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

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Small leaks can sink large ships.

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The darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

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The first blow is half the battle.

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The blood of the soldier gives glory to the general.

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The longer the rope, the tighter the noose.

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You've got to put the saddle on the right horse.

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The only thing you can get in a hurry is trouble.

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The weakness of your opposition is your strength.

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Your originality is your strength.

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Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.

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You can't prevent the consequences of your mistakes.

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You always make your own luck.

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You aren't rewarded for having brains, you're rewarded for using them.

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You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the tiger.

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Don't die until you're dead.

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Disappointments need to be cremated, not embalmed.

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A good example is the best sermon you can ever preach.

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A lemon squeezed too hard yields a bitter juice.

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A pessimist is one who burns bridges before the enemy gets to them.

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A tree is always known by its fruit.

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In the orchard of opportunity, you can't wait for the fruit to drop.

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There is no fruit without the root.

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There is a devil in every berry of the grape.

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It is always difficult to dance on a crooked floor.

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Character is not made in a crisis, it is exhibited.

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No one reads a book to reach the middle. Ending is the most important part of the story.

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Its not the early bird that catches the worm, but a smart one.

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Strong men and waterfalls channel their own paths.

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One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

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Good intentions die unless utilized.

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Beauty even when silent is eloquent.

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Humour is the pole that helps you balance on the tight rope of life. So the pole better be of brilliant quality.

http://o3.indiatimes.com/pride/archive/2006/12/01/ more...0 points

http://o3.indiatimes.com/pride/archive/2006/12/01/2819968.aspx0 points

You can't play a symphony alone; it takes an orchestra to play it.

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Good deeds speak for themselves, the tongue only speaks of their eloquence.

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Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.

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He who ceases to praise ceases to prosper.

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The biggest room in this world is the room for improvement.

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The secret of success doesn't lie in doing the good work, its selecting right people to do the good work.

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained. And venture belongs to the adventurous.

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Men die of their remedies, not illness.

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If you stumble yourself on the same stone, do not repent for your chin.

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What cannot be cured has got to be endured.

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Its not the load that breaks you, but the way you carry it.

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Small deeds are better than grandest intentions.

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The chain is as strong as its weakest link.

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Minds are like parachute - they dont function until they're open.

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If there is one thing in life that you can get without trying, it's dandruff.

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Marriage is a love story in which the hero dies in the first chapter.

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A hair on the head is better than two in the brush.

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A good lather is half the shave.

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You may have a heart of gold, so does a hard-boiled egg.

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To catch a trout, you must be prepared to lose a fly.

When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 fr more...0 points

When Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 from a full half volley.0 points

Troubles are like babies - the more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.

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Easy to criticise an egg, difficult to lay one.

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You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

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Wallowing in foolishness like a rhinoceros in an African bog.

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Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

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When everything is coming your way, you might just be in the wrong lane of traffic.

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When you are an anvil, hold yourself still.

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When you are eating with the devil, you've got to have long utensils.

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When you are dining with the demon you've got to have a long spoon.

Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow an more...0 points

Commenting on Sri Lankans as demons on the slow and sluggish pitches.0 points

"If" is a very big word: "If" my aunt had been a man she would have been my uncle.

My personal favorite0 points

Liquor talks mighty loud when it's let loose from the jug.

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Some students will drink from the fountain of knowledge - others will simply gargle.

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You can never unscramble eggs.

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In times of prosperity, remember it's the fattest pig that goes to the butcher first.

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As cool as a cucumber, as wily as a a fox!

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Great feathers make great birds!

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All that comes out of a cow is not milk.

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Its very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent upon committing suicide!

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It's not the early bird that gets the worm, it's the smart one.

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The media can infuse life into a corpse and vice-versa.

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A yawn is a silent shout.

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If fate gives you a lemon, make lemonade.

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If the heavens throw you a date, open your mouth.

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If you want your hen to lay, you have to bear the cackling.

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Ideas are funny things - they don't work unless you do.

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The cat with gloves catches no mice.

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There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.

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You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

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Flaming youth cooks its own goose.

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A girl born beautiful is half married.

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As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.

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A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

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Every dog is a lion at his own door.

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The bill was buzzing past the head like a bumblebee breaking wind.

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The horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.

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he older you get, the better you get - unless you're a banana.

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You can't squeeze toothpaste back into the tube.

OMG !0 points

You can't get blood out of a turnip.

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Curry is a worry.

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Even a cock crows over his own dung heap.

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Even a turtle won't move until he sticks his neck out.

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Every time a lamb bleats, it loses a mouthful of hay.

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The whole world is not cleaned by soft soap.

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In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left.

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Indians should now be on their toes like midgets at a urinal.

This is too much !0 points

We are all Adam's children - it's just the silk that makes all the difference!

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A man who is heading nowhere is sure to reach his destination.

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There is always free cheese in a mousetrap.

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Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

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A fly in the soup's better than no meat at all.

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God is always on the side of the heavier battallion.

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There is no point in aiming at the target if you are loaded with blanks.

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Money is like manure. Its no good unless you spread it!

Talking about the distribution of money in the Ind more...0 points

Talking about the distribution of money in the Indian cricket team.0 points

Gamblers are like Toilets - Broke one day; Flush the Next

About the decision to bring on Harbhajan Singh int more...0 points

About the decision to bring on Harbhajan Singh into the attack during the 1st Test In Wellington New Zealand.0 points

A true professional is like a chameleon - he will change colour to suit his surroundings.

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Bad habits are like comfy beds - easy to get into, very difficult to get out of.

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After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

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Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

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I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.

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Big boast, small roast.

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Call the bear "uncle", until you cross his bridge.

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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

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Commonsense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they need to be done.

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Experience is the thing you get right after you need it.

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Failure is a better teacher than success, but it will seldom get an apple.

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Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, even if you don't like the tune.

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Fine feathers make a fine bird.

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Flattery is like chewing gum, you chew it for a while, don't swallow it - and after a while, spit it out!

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He who desires a farm must have an old cock and a young bull.

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As a rule man is a fool; When its hot he wants it cool; And when its cool he wants it hot; Always wants what is not!

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A revolutionary idea is usually one with its sleeves rolled up.

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An optimist is a person who calls bullshit, a fertilizer.

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We'll take the cake with the red cherry on top.

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When you fall on your back side the only place you can look is up.

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If you sow the wind you reap the whirlwind.

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Rusty brains dont squeak.

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Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

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You dont judge the Horse-power of a vehicle by the size of its exhaust.

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The trouble with Father Time is that it did not even wait for a woman.

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If there is no difference of opinion, there will be no horse race.

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Only a brave mouse can build a nest in cat's whiskers.

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Advice is like a mushroom, wrong one can turn fatal.

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Fear multiplies faster than rabbits.

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The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimeist sees the hole.

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Soft heads do more harm than soft muscles.

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Even a dog can take on a crocodile on the land but the real test is to win when the croc is in the water.

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It will be like going to the zoo and watching the turtles race.

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The whistle does not pull the train.

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Beauty bewitches both the holder and the beholder.

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It's not over till the fat lady sings.

The expression "it ain%u2019t over until the more...0 points

The expression "it ain%u2019t over until the fat lady sings" was used by a US. broadcaster in the 1970s in a basketball series, likening a sporting encounter to an opera.0 points

If a rat laughs at a cat, there is a hole near by!

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Girls in these times wear less clothes outdoors than their grandmothers in bedrooms.

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Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup.

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You cannot ride a seat-less bicycle without getting blisters on your bum.

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Men have the Will, but women have their Way.

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Throw a lucky man in deep sea, he will come out with fish in his mouth!

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Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.

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And that is the vintage Sachin we all know!

When Sachin hit a good shot against Zimbabwe.0 points

A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef.

Commenting on an injured Sachin Tendulkar.0 points

Tendulkar is the pied piper!

In reference to spectators flocking to watch the l more...0 points

In reference to spectators flocking to watch the little genius bat.0 points

He played that like a dwarf at a urinal.

One comment he made that they picked up in the pap more...0 points

One comment he made that they picked up in the papers was regarding a shot Sachin played off his toes.0 points

Cricket is the game of glorious uncertainities! Glorious - When Tendulkar plays; Uncertain - when the rest of the team plays.

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If one-day cricket was pyjama cricket, then Twenty20 is underwear cricket.

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This cricket is like a burger, you can have it once a week but for a whole meal, you need to return to Test cricket. More than once a week, and it will give you a tummy ache.

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The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

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He looks at the umpire as innocent as a freshly laid egg.

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Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands.

This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third more...0 points

This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul %u2018NOT OUT%u2019 in the second test at Port of Spain, T&T.0 points

I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost; only for support, not illumination.

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Statistics are like bikinis, they show everything but the real thing.

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Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

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Statistics are like miniskirts (or bikinis). What they reveal is tantalizing, but what they hide is crucial.

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The real bone of contention is that there cannot be any fruit without a root.

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"Sir, you may have 40 million reasons for failure, not a single excuse," he told Commerce and Industry Minister Kamal Nath who said the proposal for a SEZ in Amritsar has been approved in principle.

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As innocent as a freshly laid egg.

About Atal Behari Vajpayee.0 points

Umbrella without ribs.

Accusing the state (Punjab) government of not know more...0 points

Accusing the state (Punjab) government of not knowing the definition of SEZ. Source: http://www.financialexpress.com/news/sidhuisms-to-the-fore/138585/0 points

The remedies of the state government have been worse than Amritsar's illness.

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Referring to Punjab Government, in the parliament in 2005. Source: http://www.financialexpress.com/news/sidhuisms-to-the-fore/138585/0 points

I grow daily to honour facts more and more and theory less and less, and facts will not cease to exist just because they are ignored.

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In the Parliament, in 2005. Source: http://www.financialexpress.com/news/sidhuisms-to-the-fore/138585/0 points

Every body has the thinking cap on, I have a 6 metres thinking turban on my head so i am bound to be the best.

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He is using his bat to make the fielders run all over the place just like my wife uses her broom to make me run all over Punjab!

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Crowd's gathered outside my home at 3am, and my wife was so worried she called the police, but it was simply jubilant fans congratulating her for marrying a national hero.

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I have lit a lamp in many a storm.

After he was sentenced. Source: http://pareltank.b more...0 points

After he was sentenced. Source: http://pareltank.blogspot.com/2006/12/sidhuism-of-december-4th-shamefully.html0 points