Do You Have An Obsession With Squidoo?

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Are you addicted to Squidoo? Does your husband, wife, friend, child have to drag you kicking and screaming away from your computer? Do you forget to eat? Do you have a sore finger from refreshing your Squidoo Stats? If you answered yes to any of these questions you could have Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing or OCS.

Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing or OCS 

Are You One of Us?

Thanks to Lensmaster dougeby for coming up with the term Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing, Lensmaster katiyana for starting a Squidaholics Anonymous Club and Lensmaster kellfinder for being the first addict to come forward.

What Exactly is Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing? 

Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing or OCS is a real disorder. Lensmasters everwhere are coming down with the disease. Here are the symptoms:
  • Hot flashes and sweating when stats are not updated for a day.
  • Over-excitability and heart palpitaions when new features are added.
  • Insomnia, many lensmaster's can't sleep due to over-active thinking.
  • Carpal tunnel syndrome from keyboard overuse.
  • Headaches from trying to think up the next best lens.

What's The Cure For OCS? 

There is no real cure, only suggestions for dealing with the disease.
  • Don't try to deny your OCS. It only makes it worse. Admitting you have a problem is the first step to a happy life as a lensmaster.
  • Set realistic goals. No you can't make 20 lenses in one day. Try to set a reasonable goal of 1 or 2 lenses per day. See now that realives some stress already.
  • Only look at your stats when you have other computer work. Trying to get to your computer while you're doing laundry, driving, running on a treadmill, at the zoo...will only make you crazy. The stats are not going to change that much in 1 hour.
  • Don't get too excited when Squidoo HQ announces new features. Jumping up and down while shouting WOOT will only give you a headache. Show restraint!
  • Finally, you are not alone. Take comfort in the fact that there are others like you.

Obsessive Compulsive Squidooing or OSC 

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Add Your Obsessive Squdioo Habit To Our List 

I check my stats at least 20 times a day.

OK, it's more like 50!15 points

I talk to my lenses

"Why did you drop in lensrank today?" or more...8 points

I get out of bed early.

I get out of bed an hour earlier than I have to ju more...7 points

I've actually tried to stay up to watch a lens move out of WIP status.

Waiting for that green check mark to appear is imp more...6 points

I live in the forum.

I want to ask Squidoo if I can move in, but fear t more...4 points

I fall asleep at the computer !

Its so true ....3 points

It's the first thing I think about when I get up

1 point

I accidentally called my significant other Seth, Megan, Corey or Gil at breakfast.

(Fortunately this didn't actually happen. I don't more...0 points

I keep the faith.

When work gets me down, I sneek over to Squidoo an more...0 points

I Squidoo At Work

Yes, AT WORK! And then again when I get home... An more...0 points

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