Squidward Tentacles

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The Seething Squid comes to Squidoo!

"I am Squidward Tentacles and you better not mess with me"!

Squidward, through his raucus shenanigans and gnashing of teeth, likes to come off as a tough guy, but his skinny limbs and awkward features just don't pull it off. He plays the clarinet, yet loves to hang out his tower window and shake his fist at Spongebog, not to mention the fact that he gives the poor guy even more trouble at the Crusty Crab where they both work.

He's the "Grinch" of Bikini Bottom and you can count on him "learning his lesson" in nearly every episode. But he has a short memory. Soon he's always back to his same old grumpy self.

Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like!

Random Squidward Vids from YouTube 

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Squidward Tentacles

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Squidward deep down just wants somebody to appreciate him 

At least he makes the show interesting!

Why do a lens dedicated to an unsavory character? My "quality time" with my child is sometimes relegated to watching Spongebob Square pants with him. What I do though is drive him nuts asking him all kinds of questions about the characters and why they do things. This is a good way for us to bond, but a nice by product is I know a lot about the characters. Squidward is my favorite to watch, because he is always making a fool of himself in his quest for admiration and perfection. He is fun to laugh at, is not offensive, and is a great example of how not to act. I like to tease my son sometimes when he gets cranky and tell him he sounds like Squidward. That usually changes his tone.

Another reason is I feel like Squidoo is the perfect venue to showcase Squidward. Where else but a site full of Squids?

Overheard from Squidward:

"I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks in and leaves gifts."

"How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"

"You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

Photo courtesy Jedi Ann solo

Metro Squidward 

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Yummy! Spongebob Cookies 

Even Squidward gets a cookie!

I found these adorable treets at My Sweet Yummy!

Cute Cute Cute!

How to draw Squidward 

Watch the funny little guy come alive~

He's so mean and nasty, but when you see him being created line by line, he is much less menacing!

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Squidward and friends 

Books and more

Ty Squidward Tentacles

Amazon Price: $29.99 (as of 11/27/2009) Buy Now

Spongebob Squidward Plush Doll

Amazon Price: $25.00 (as of 11/27/2009) Buy Now

Ty Spongebob Squarepants Beanie Baby Sheldon J. Plankton

Amazon Price: $4.49 (as of 11/27/2009) Buy Now

Grumpy Squidward 

Typical defeated expression

He is impossible to please!

The Voice behind Squidward 

Rodger Bumpass

Funny to see they guy in real life with that voice

Squidward

The voice of Squidward - Rodger Bumpass at Armageddon in Auckland.

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Bloggers on Squidward 

Seriously?

Maybe not seriously, but bloggers love to talk about they funny little irritable squid
Carter's squidward 804 | Grade 8 Blog
This is my favorite cartoon characters.He name is squidward.He likes to play the flute.
Squidward Portrait
Dubious Drewski - A Lethbridge Photographer posted a photo: Squidward Portrait.
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cory's spongebob breakfast was a hit.
Lego Spongebob and Patrick VS. Squidward Part 1/2- The Battle
Spongebob and Patrick battle Squidward in a lightsaber duel. ALL music belongs to John Williams.

Fun Squidward Pics 

Spongebob, Squidward, and Patrick's house by twid

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Squidward Tentacles by pasukaru76

Squidward Tentacles

Patrick with Spongebob & Squidward by LZ Creations

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Christmas #18 by kevindooley

Christmas #18

Squidward's place... and the pineapple by Jeff Sandquist

Squidward's place......

Mr. Crabs by Vikki Gregory's Flickr

Mr. Crabs

Rodger Bumpass by crazytales562

Rodger Bumpass

章魚哥(Squidward) by ★meg.Dai

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i dont' know much about spongebob, but that sure looks like squidward (?) in my latte. by the half-blood prince

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Sponge Bog Square Pants Theme Song 

Ever Wondered what the Captain is singing?

Captain: Are you ready kids?

Kids: Aye Aye Captain.

Captain: I can't hear you.

Kids: Aye Aye Captain

Captain: OHHHHHHH

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Ready?

Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!

Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!

Has it been 10 years already?  

Happy 10th Anniversary, Spongebob & Gang!

The Sponge Bob Sponge Bash for the 10th Anniversary was a hoot! 50 straight hours of Spongebob fun!

My kid and I were in and out, but caught some of the fun!

Hooray for the Ultimate Spongebog Sponge Bash!

....and Squidward - You did a pretty fine job yourself, big guy!

Squidward loves to entertain guests! 

Welcome to his guestbook~

Don't forget to give him lots of praise now - Squidward thrives on praise! lol

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Cute skit: Why SpongeBob Drives Squidward Nuts 

A short skit with toy characters

SpongeBob and Patrick drive Squidward insane

SpongeBob and Patrick can really get on Squidward's nerves, but Squidward doesn't have any good comebacks. update: Thank you guys for the crapload of views! I know it isn't all that great, but keep in mind, this is my first video on youtube. It isn't all that great, but you know I had to start somewhere.

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Squidward Stuff 

Show your Squidward Luv

Spongebob Squarepants - Squidward Pin Button

Amazon Price: $1.50 (as of 11/27/2009) Buy Now

Where to find out more 

Squidward facts

Spongepedia on Squidward
Is he a true Squid? Or part Octopus? Find out here
Great Sayings
Cute quotes from the show
Squidward Character Sheet
All the Squidward specs

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