Squidward Tentacles

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The Seething Squid comes to Squidoo!

"I am Squidward Tentacles and you better not mess with me"!

Squidward, through his raucus shenanigans and gnashing of teeth, likes to come off as a tough guy, but his skinny limbs and awkward features just don't pull it off. He plays the clarinet, yet loves to hang out his tower window and shake his fist at Spongebog, not to mention the fact that he gives the poor guy even more trouble at the Crusty Crab where they both work.

He's the "Grinch" of Bikini Bottom and you can count on him "learning his lesson" in nearly every episode. But he has a short memory. Soon he's always back to his same old grumpy self.

Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like! 

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Squidward deep down just wants somebody to appreciate him

At least he makes the show interesting!

Why do a lens dedicated to an unsavory character? My "quality time" with my child is sometimes relegated to watching Spongebob Square pants with him. What I do though is drive him nuts asking him all kinds of questions about the characters and why they do things. This is a good way for us to bond, but a nice by product is I know a lot about the characters. Squidward is my favorite to watch, because he is always making a fool of himself in his quest for admiration and perfection. He is fun to laugh at, is not offensive, and is a great example of how not to act. I like to tease my son sometimes when he gets cranky and tell him he sounds like Squidward. That usually changes his tone.

Another reason is I feel like Squidoo is the perfect venue to showcase Squidward. Where else but a site full of Squids?

Photo courtesy Jedi Ann solo

Metro Squidward

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Yummy! Spongebob Cookies

Even Squidward gets a cookie!

I found these adorable treets at My Sweet Yummy!

Cute Cute Cute!

How to draw Squidward

Watch the funny little guy come alive~

He's so mean and nasty, but when you see him being created line by line, he is much less menacing!
How To Draw Squidward
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Squidward and friends

Books and more

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Grumpy Squidward

Typical defeated expression

He is impossible to please!

The Voice behind Squidward

Rodger Bumpass

Funny to see they guy in real life with that voice
Squidward
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Bloggers on Squidward

Seriously?

Maybe not seriously, but bloggers love to talk about that funny little irritable squid
DVD Review: SpongeBob's Frozen Face-Off
?Accidents Will Happen? injures Squidward on the job. Since Mr. Krabs doesn't want to report this workplace related accident and get a fine, he's conned into being Squidward's personal slave. This gets gross when Squidward wants the zits on his back ...
Universal Orlando Resort Announces New Parade, Nighttime Show
It will feature floats, street performers and characters from four popular children's franchises ? Minions from ?Despicable Me,? Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward from ?Spongebob Squarepants,? Dora and Diego from ?Dora the Explorer,? and EB from ?Hop.
Teen Talk: Caitlin Champiny Does it All with Magic Music
I remembered watching Spongebob on TV and saw Squidward playing the clarinet and I always thought 'oh that's so ugly!' but my teacher said I should try it and when I did it sounded awesome, even if it was a honk!? Her love and spectacular talent for ...
Jack Jablonski to Bob Sansevere: 'I will walk again'
I love Squidward and his goofiness. Cereal? Cinnamon Toast Crunch. It's great. I snack on it all the time without the milk. It's a great late-night snack. I'd like to be invisible if I could pick any superpower. That would be cool.

Overheard from Squidward:

"I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks in and leaves gifts."

"How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"

"You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."

"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."

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Fun Squidward Pics

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Historic Structure by dok1
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Squidward Tentacles by pasukaru76
Patrick with Spongebob & Squidward by LZ Creations
Here lies squidwards hopes and dreams by bnilsen
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Sponge Bob Square Pants Theme Song

Ever Wondered what the Captain is singing?

Spongebob at Universal StudiosAre you ready kids?

Kids: Aye-Aye Captain!!

Oh.... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!

Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!

See the rest of the lyrics at Spongebob World

Has it been 10 years already?

Happy 10th Anniversary, Spongebob & Gang!

The Sponge Bob Sponge Bash for the 10th Anniversary was a hoot! 50 straight hours of Spongebob fun!

My kid and I were in and out, but caught some of the fun!

Hooray for the Ultimate Spongebog Sponge Bash!

....and Squidward - You did a pretty fine job yourself, big guy!

Squidward loves to entertain guests!

Welcome to his guestbook~

Don't forget to give him lots of praise now - Squidward thrives on praise! lol

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Cute skit: Why SpongeBob Drives Squidward Nuts

A short skit with toy characters

SpongeBob and Patrick drive Squidward insane
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Squidward Stuff

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