The Seething Squid comes to Squidoo!
Squidward, through his raucus shenanigans and gnashing of teeth, likes to come off as a tough guy, but his skinny limbs and awkward features just don't pull it off. He plays the clarinet, yet loves to hang out his tower window and shake his fist at Spongebog, not to mention the fact that he gives the poor guy even more trouble at the Crusty Crab where they both work.
He's the "Grinch" of Bikini Bottom and you can count on him "learning his lesson" in nearly every episode. But he has a short memory. Soon he's always back to his same old grumpy self.
Squidward and Mr Krab duel it out on Twitter
All his fellow characters chime in
- Squidward_T
- aka Squidward Tenticles
- 647 followers
- 7 following
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- @KarenLKay thank you! I saw it and thought it was great!
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- #OnlyinDaHood you would find nothing!
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- I would just like to thank everyone for following! Keep this up and I'll have more than Mr. Krabs......
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- @PrintedSpace the thought has occurred to me
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- Wow I haven't been on Twitter for such a long time!
Squidward never met a mirror he didn't like!
Squidward entertains Hotel guests
These kids caught up with Squidward and tried to have a little chat
Squidward deep down just wants somebody to appreciate him
At least he makes the show interesting!
Why do a lens dedicated to an unsavory character? My "quality time" with my child is sometimes relegated to watching Spongebob Square pants with him. What I do though is drive him nuts asking him all kinds of questions about the characters and why they do things. This is a good way for us to bond, but a nice by product is I know a lot about the characters. Squidward is my favorite to watch, because he is always making a fool of himself in his quest for admiration and perfection. He is fun to laugh at, is not offensive, and is a great example of how not to act. I like to tease my son sometimes when he gets cranky and tell him he sounds like Squidward. That usually changes his tone.Another reason is I feel like Squidoo is the perfect venue to showcase Squidward. Where else but a site full of Squids?
Overheard from Squidward:
"I can't believe anyone would celebrate a holiday where a jolly prowler breaks in and leaves gifts."
"How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?"
"You may have hoodwinked everyone else in this backwater town, but you can't fool me. I listen to public radio."
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar."
Photo courtesy Jedi Ann solo
Metro Squidward
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Yummy! Spongebob Cookies
Even Squidward gets a cookie!
I found these adorable treets at My Sweet Yummy!
Cute Cute Cute!
How to draw Squidward
Watch the funny little guy come alive~
Squidward and friends
Books and more
Ty Squidward Tentacles
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Ty Spongebob Squarepants Beanie Baby Sheldon J. Plankton
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Grumpy Squidward
Typical defeated expression
He is impossible to please!
The Voice behind Squidward
Rodger Bumpass
Funny Stuff Squidward says
Gotta luv 'em
Bloggers on Squidward
Seriously?
- squidward - first use of my new wacom
- Elad Sharon posted a photo: squidward - first use of my new wacom.
- squidward ten dollar sticker
- andres musta posted a photo: squidward ten dollar sticker. found by fellow teacher - origins unknown.
- Squidward Costume Anxiety « Natalia Yanchak's Blog
- For Halloween this year, my 4-year-old has told me she wants to dress up as Squidward Tentacles from Spongebob. I've been to the big box stores, and there are no Spongebob character costumes, which leaves me one option: DIY. ...
- Kasie West: Squidward can't make Krabby Patties
- It was the episode where Spongebob and Squidward are competing for employee of the month. Towards the end of the episode as the two are doing crazier and crazier things to try to get Mr. Krabs attention, Squidward starts frying up ...
Fun Squidward Pics
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Christmas #18
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Mr. Crabs
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Sponge Bog Square Pants Theme Song
Ever Wondered what the Captain is singing?
Kids: Aye Aye Captain.
Captain: I can't hear you.
Kids: Aye Aye Captain
Captain: OHHHHHHH
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: If nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!
Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: Ready?
Captain and Kids: SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob SquarePants,
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Captain: SpongeBob SquarePaaaaannttss!!!
Captain: HA HA HA HA !!!!
Reasons to love an unloveable Squid
The poor guy does have some redeeming factors
What can you think of about Squidward that makes him loveable?
Can you come up with a reason to love Squidward? Do tell!
I say...
What others are saying...
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Happy 10th Anniversary, Spongebob & Gang!
The Sponge Bob Sponge Bash for the 10th Anniversary was a hoot! 50 straight hours of Spongebob fun!
My kid and I were in and out, but caught some of the fun!
Hooray for the Ultimate Spongebog Sponge Bash!
....and Squidward - You did a pretty fine job yourself, big guy!
Squidward loves to entertain guests!
Welcome to his guestbook~
Don't forget to give him lots of praise now - Squidward thrives on praise! lol
mukunda22 wrote...
Yes, Squidward is a perfect character for all of us Squid--oo-ers!!
Thanks for sharing the Squidward character with the likes of me who never heard of him before!!
Good job!!
Posted July 08, 2009
vbright105 wrote...
I love Squidward. In fact, I love all of the characters on the Spongebob Show. My G-baby and I sing the song at the beginning of the show and it is such fun!
Posted July 08, 2009
Funny take on why SpongeBob Drives Squidward Nuts
A short skit with toy characters
SpongeBob and Patrick drive Squidward insane
SpongeBob and Patrick can really get on Squidward's nerves, but Squidward doesn't have any good comebacks. update: Thank you guys for the crapload of views! I know it isn't all that great, but keep in mind, this is my first video on youtube. It isn't all that great, but you know I had to start somewhere.
Runtime: 1:11
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Squidward Stuff
Show your Squidward Luv
Spongebob Squarepants - Squidward Pin Button
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Where to find out more
Squidward facts
- Spongepedia on Squidward
- Is he a true Squid? Or part Octopus? Find out here
- Great Sayings
- Cute quotes from the show
- Squidward Character Sheet
- All the Squidward specs
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