The Stupidest Halloween Costumes Ever Imagined
Really Silly, Funny, or Stupid Halloween Costume Ideas
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These are truly the dumbest costumes I could find. Do you know of some worse costumes? Let me know! I might just feature them here!
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A Whoopie Cushion Costume??? Gack!

An OUTHOUSE Costume??? Ewww!
Wow - Now THAT'S ATTRACTIVE!!!
(someone save that poor child!)
"Here, Daddy, YOU wear the creepy bug head!"
Buzzy Fly
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Sick. Gross. Weird. Demented.
Your friends will love it.
(Come on. You know they will.)
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Stupid Cupid Costume??? Really Bad.

Stupid Cymbal Monkey Adult Halloween Costume

A Mexican Mummy??? O-Kay......
POLL: Vote on the Stupidest Costume
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Funny and Fairly Stupid Adult Halloween Costumes
Funny and Stupid Adult Halloween Costumes
Womens Lost Puppy Humorous Costume
The Lost Dog costume includes: nude stuffed bodysuit, pink & white polka dot costume with stuffed dog, and lost dog sign. One Size fits most. Glasses and jewelry not included.4 points
Adult Men's Plus Size Funny Whoopie Cushion Costume XXL
As pictured larger, above. Costume includes printed fabric over foam tunic.3 points
Tooth Fairy Costume
Our Tooth Fairy Costume features a dress with attached skirt, inflatable boobs, tiara, wings and wand. Boots and Wig not included.2 points
Adult Chicken Costume
Our Adult Chicken costume features a fuzzy jumpsuit with wings, headpiece and legs.1 point
Crazy Cat Lady Costume
Our Crazy Cat Lady Costume features a pink bathrobe with cat faces and attached tails and cat headpiece.1 point
Funny Mens Ballerina Halloween Costume
Our Mens Ballerina Halloween costume features a pink tutu. One size fits most.1 point
Taco Adult Halloween Costume (One-Size)
Includes a taco tunic. Shirt, pants, shoes, and hat not included.1 point
Miss Charge It-Credit Card Costume
Credit Card costume features a large Bank of Unlimited Shopping USA pink credit card that straps to the chest. Bags not included.1 point
Adult Spam Hat
This adult Spam hat is a fully licensed cloth hat designed to look like a can of SPAM. Now you can be a real Spam Head. One size fits most adults.No returns are accepted on hats. Availability: products generally ship in 1 business day, but during the holiday season, please allow extra shipping time.0 points
Unisex Adult Bowling Ball Costume (One size fits most)
Bowl them over and roll through Halloween as a classic bowling ball. Black bowling ball with three white "finger holes." Tights not included. Includes: One-piece bowling ball costume. Sizing Information: One size fits most adult women.0 points
Ball and Chain Couples Costume Set
You say the Old Ball and Chain like its a bad thing.0 points
Unisex Adult Mustard Bottle Lightweight Costume (one size fits most)
You may not be French, but you are the perfect addition for hot dogs and pretzels! Mustard costume features a yellow tunic with "Mustard" headline and a squirt top style hat. Includes: yellow tunic with "Mustard" headline and squirt top style hat. Sizing Information: Adult one size fits most.0 points
Jumbo Mustache
Each extravagant synthetic hair mustache is 16 inches wide when straight and features a flexible internal wire in case you want to shape it differently. Fits on your face with a rubber piece that gently clips to your nose.0 points
Beer Keg Adult
Includes a silver foam keg and tapper helmet with attached pump. Keg helmet holds 400 milliliter of actual liquid. Available in One Size Fits Most Adults. Black shirt, pants and shoes not included.0 points
Teletubbies Dipsy Costume Adult
All you need is a black-and-white fuzzy top hat! This Teletubbies Dipsy costume features a lime-green jumpsuit in Teletubbies' shape and style, with velcro back closure, Dipsy's signature straight antenna, attached and removable hands and feet covers, and facehole.0 points
Penguin with Red Bow Tie Adult Halloween Costume
Be everyone's Favorite Arctic Bird this year in this Hilarious Adult Costume. Choose the Penguin with Red Bow Tie Adult Halloween Costume and Waddle around all you want this season!
- Includes Penguin Bodysuit ONLY.
- Available in ONE SIZE that fit an Adult Mens Jacket size 42-48".
- Made from a Complete Poly-Foam Construction that is Light Weight and Comfortable to wear.
- Planning on going out with a group? Stay in the Humourous theme with our wide variety of costumes for Adults and Kids! The group...
Gecko Costume Adult
The gecko is a very sticky-footed creature...watch those hands, ladies! This charming Gecko costume features green-backed, white-bellied gecko torso piece with paw gloves and a tail, green gecko pants with feet, and Gecko headpiece with comfortably large face hole in the Gecko's mouth.0 points

Peanut Baby - This borders on child abuse...

Okay...now this IS child abuse!!!
Funny and Stupid Baby Halloween Costume Ideas
Embarrass Your Young Before They are Old Enough to Beat You Up!
Baby Hot Dog Bunting Infant Costume (3-9 months)
On Sale! One piece made of durable and comfortable foam. 3-9 Months.1 point
Baby Little Trees Infant Costume (3-9 months)
You auto freshen up! Brag about a sweet smelling baby in this Tree Car Freshener costume. Costume features a green fabric pine tree on a poly-foam base with a cut-out for the baby's face, a white hanging string and a "Car Freshener Little Trees" headline. Includes: poly-foam tunic and hanging tie. Sizing Information: Infant (3-9 months) - Length: 20" - 28", Weight: 7 - 18 lbs.1 point
Monkey Costume - Infant Monkey Costume - Monkey See Monkey Do
Monkey costumes are always fun for a halloween costume idea. Soft, comfortable and easy to wear. Monkey See, Monkey Do Infant Costume includes brown and yellow infant monkey romper with inner leg snap closure and nonskid soles. Matching removable headpiece with snap closure. Approx Length from neck to toes is 27", sleeve length is approx 12.5", waist is approx 12 1/2". Made of 100% polyester (exclusive of trim). Care instructions: hand wash with cold water, line dry, do not bleach. *Costumes are...1 point
Yoda Baby Costume
YODA BABY COSTUMEStar Wars Costumes(Item #SW89)In stock, ready to ship!Includes headpiece hooded robe. This is a BRAND NEW Costume in its original packaging. It is an officially licensed product (we only sell the real deal", no imitations). Yoda Baby Costume - Authentic Star Wars Costumes - Halloween Costumes for Babies and Toddlers - This adorable Yoda Costume for babies includes the Yoda headpiece and hooded robe. The Yoda Baby Costume is an officially licensed authentic Star Wars Costume.0 points
Princess Leia Infant Costume (6-12 months)
Dress your little one in this famous outfit of STAR WARS Princess Leia. White robe with detailed belt and headpiece fashioned after Leia's bun hairstyle. Includes: headpiece and robe with attached belt. Sizing Information: Infant (6-12 mos.)0 points
Flying Monkey of Oz Bunting Costume
In infant and toddler sizes. Wizard of Oz Flying Monkey!0 points
Infant Peanut Halloween Costume
Peanut Infant Kids Costumes for a Cute look that will be a huge hit this Halloween!! A Peanut Costume is guaranteed to make this Halloween one to remember!!0 points
Star Wars R2D2 Infant Costume (6-12 months to toddler)
This is the droid you want in your corner! R2D2 costume features a white robe with illustrated panels and switches and a robot headpiece. May the force be with you! Includes: robe and character headpiece. Sizing Information: (6-12 months)0 points
Circus Elephant Infant Halloween Costume fits babies up to 25 lbs
Baby Halloween Costume ~ Mullins Square.
One size fits up to 25 pounds. Turtleneck and tights not included. 100% polyester suedelike. By Mullins Square.
What an adorable baby elephant costume! Mullins Square has outdone itself with the super-cute detail on this costume. Fabric on main costume is a super-soft sueded pane. Elastic at neckline and around bottom, as well as simple arm-hole cut-outs allows this costume to fit most size infants up to 25 pounds.0 points
Adorable Sock Monkey Infant / Toddler Costume with Headpiece
Now what could be cuter than this?! Sock monkey costume features Jumpsuit with attached boot covers, datachable tail, and matching monkey face headpiece. Snap bottom for easy diaper changes. Fits 12-18 months.0 points
Baby Halloween Costumes Goat Baby Halloween Costume
Baby Halloween Costumes Goat Baby Halloween Costume costume includes: romper with easy on/off underleg snap closure and headpiece.0 points
Darth Vader Child Costume
This fun costume includes a character headpiece with detachable cape and under leg snap closure. A quality costume made of a plush, thick, soft fleece fabric for comfort and warmth. Socks/Shoes not included. This is an officially licensed STAR WARS costume.0 points
Lame "Cat" Costume

Well, we can't ALL be creative, right???
YOUR TURN! What is the Stupidest Costume You Ever Saw or Wore?
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What is the Stupidest Costume You Ever Saw or Wore? (Monitored - please keep it clean, folks.)
Duct Tape Guy
He just had a costume made of duct tape. If you try this, DON'T stick the tape to your skin. Ow!2 points
Autograph Book
I was an autograph book once!! I carried around Sharpies, and had people sign my costume. It was awesome!2 points
Freudian Slip
Actually - I still think it is clever - I wore a white slip - the old fashioned kind with a big label on the back: "Freud" - most caught on!2 points
Groucho Marx Glasses Costume
The Marx Bros!
Stupid Pet Costumes for Sale on Amazon.com
Buy them here and you can make your pet look stupid on Halloween! Cool!
Dog Costume - Hot Diggity Dog Halloween Costume (Hot Dog w/Mustard) - Medium
HOT DIGGITY DOG: This Halloween, your dog will really be the HOT DOG you always knew he or she could be. This Medium Costume is topped with Mustard.1 point
Dog Costume - Hot Diggity Dog Halloween Costume (Hot Dog w/Mustard) - Small
HOT DIGGITY DOG: This Halloween, your dog will really be the HOT DOG you always knew he or she could be. This Small Costume is topped with Mustard.1 point
Dog Costume - Santa Paws (Pet Santa Claus Halloween or Christmas Costume) - Small
SANTA PAWS PET COSTUME: Catch the attention you've always wanted for your dog. Our Santa Paws dog costume is perfect for every dog that has alot to give at Christmas or any other time of the year. Our colorful Santa Paws costume includes everything shown in photo including one-piece, colorful Santa suit and Santa Cap.1 point
Dog Costume - Li'l Stinker Dog Skunk Halloween Costume - Small
LITTLE STINKER PET COSTUME: Even if your dog is wearing plenty of doggy cologne, Your friends and neigbors will do a double-take when your pet is wearing our Little Stinker Costume. Black Velvet fabric stands out and is highlighted by a classic white stripe from head to tail. Perfect for small or large dogs, this easy to fit costume is perfect for the dog who has the scent! Velcro fasteners make for an easy fit and easy on/off.0 points
Dog Costume - Maine Lobster Dog Halloween Costume - Large
LOBSTER PAWS PET COSTUME: Catch the attention you've always wanted for your dog. Easy fit, wrap-over style costume is perfect for hard-to-fit dogs. Lobster costume includes lobster paws, atennae, and lobster bug-eyes. Perfect for small or large dogs, this easy to fit costume is the perfect catch! Velcro fasteners make for an easy fit and easy on/off.0 points
X-LARGE - PRINCE OF FROGS - Pet Halloween Costume
Adorable Pet Costumes make any pet the life of the party. Treat your dog to these irresistibly cute Pet Costumes. They dress up any pet to turn any occasion into a humorous photo opportunity. Great fun for parties, family gatherings, holidays and special events. PRINCE OF FROGS: The perfect disguise for pet Prince Charmings. Our Prince of Frogs costumes are made of soft plush with a regal crown accent on the hood. These fun costumes will turn heads and make your dog a prince after getting all th...0 points
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EditorDave Nov 1, 2011 @ 1:07 am | delete
- Funny! Definitely a Squidoo masterpiece.... you've found some winners in the stupid Halloween costume department!
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WindyWinters
Oct 31, 2011 @ 3:34 pm | delete
- BOO! Hubby and I were watching hockey the other night and a guy was wearing a toilet costume in the grandstands. He looked really outrageous (gag, gag, Lol). Happy Halloween!
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jgelien
Oct 31, 2010 @ 1:08 pm | delete
- I give points for bravery to the stupid cupid for actually appearing in public in that horrible get up! Very funny lens.
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shajo
Oct 25, 2010 @ 7:35 pm | delete
- Fun Lens!
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CCGAL Oct 24, 2010 @ 9:09 pm | delete
- I've actually seen that toilet boy costume in a thrift shop here ... I came soooo close to buying it to put up on eBay! Now I kinda wish I had. LOL I saw a home-made costume once that was hilarious. The gal took an extra large set of pink footed jammies, and turned 'em into a pregnant pig by putting two rows of baby bottle nipples down the front and wearing a pig snout and hat with piggy ears on it. It was wonderful and horrible, all at the same time! (Guess I should add it was in the country where everybody knew what a pregnant sow looked like ... it might not be as funny in the city.)
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Costume Page Table of Contents
- A Whoopie Cushion Costume??? Gack!
- An OUTHOUSE Costume??? Ewww!
- Wow - Now THAT'S ATTRACTIVE!!!
- Stupid Cupid Costume??? Really Bad.
- Stupid Cymbal Monkey Adult Halloween Costume
- A Mexican Mummy??? O-Kay......
- POLL: Vote on the Stupidest Costume
- Funny and Fairly Stupid Adult Halloween Costumes
- Peanut Baby - This borders on child abuse...
- Okay...now this IS child abuse!!!
- Funny and Stupid Baby Halloween Costume Ideas
- Lame "Cat" Costume
- YOUR TURN! What is the Stupidest Costume You Ever Saw or Wore?
- Groucho Marx Glasses Costume
- Stupid Pet Costumes for Sale on Amazon.com
- Funny Halloween Costume Videos on YouTube
- Other Odd Halloween and Costume Party Idea Links
- Other Cool Webpages (by Me!)
- Guestbook - Say hi!
- Twitter Follow JJNW
- Stupid and Silly Food Costumes - SCARY!
- Couples Costumes... If you have to look like a twit, do it with someone you love.
Stupid and Silly Food Costumes - SCARY!
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If you are single and actually want to meet a person dressed as a snack, try these opening lines:
* My, don't you look tasty this evening?!
* You are making me drool...
* So, whatd'ya think YOU'RE made of?
* I can give you the recipe for success, baby.
(ughhhhhhhhhh...)
Couples Costumes... If you have to look like a twit, do it with someone you love.
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