The Honeymooners
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Baby, You're the Greatest
In our house we all love the classic tv show, The Honeymooners. It's one of my husband's favorite programs and he got me hooked.
My children grew up watching it and we all have fun saying the lines before the actors.
This is my tribute to what I feel is truly the greatest television program of all time.
The Honeymooners Scrapbook
- The Honeymooners Intro
- Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners
- Baby, You're the Greatest
- Original 39 Episodes of the Honeymooners
- A Tribute to the Greatest
- The Honeymooners - Classic 39 Episodes
- I Brive a Dus - A Dus I Brive
- Which is Your Favorite Honeymooners Episode
- The Honeymooners
- What's Your Favorite Honeymooners Line?
- The Honeymooners TV Poster Print
- Get the Whole Story...
- Which Character was the Greatest?
- The Honeymooners Collectibles on eBay
- Hummina Hummina Hummina
- Would You Watch It?
- The Honeymooners Online
- The Honeymooners Decorative Collectibles
- That Famous Logo
- The Honeymooners Reader Feedback
- Photography Credits
The Honeymooners Intro
Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners
Read my AC Article
- Jackie Gleason and the Honeymooners - Associated Content
- If you've never seen the old black and white television show, The Honeymooners, you don't know what you are missing. The comedy and humor stand up so well that you can find this show's influences in nearly every comedy program or movie that has been made since this show first aired some 50 years ...
Ralph: You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'.
Baby, You're the Greatest

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Original 39 Episodes of the Honeymooners
1. TV or Not TV
2. Funny Money
3. The Golfer
4. A Woman's Work is Never Done
5. A Matter of Life and Death
6. The Sleepwalker
7. Better Living Through TV
8. Pal o' Mine
9. Brother Ralph
10. Hello Mom
11. The Deciding Vote
12. Something Fishy
13. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
14. The Man From Space
15. A Matter of Record
16. Oh My Achin' Back
17. The Babysitter
18. The $99,000 Answer
19. Ralph Kramden, Inc.
20. Young at Heart
21. A Dog's Life
22. Here Comes the Bride
23. Mama Loves Mambo
24. Please Leave the Premises
25. Pardon My Glove
26. Young Man With A Horn
27. Head of the House
28. The Worry Wart
29. Trapped
30. The Loudspeaker
31. On Stage
32. Opportunity Knocks
33. Unconventional Behavior
34. The Safety Award
35. Mind Your Own Business
36. Alice and the Blonde
37. Bensonhurst Bomber
38. Dial J For Janitor
39. A Man's Pride

A Tribute to the Greatest
Norton: Ralph?
Ralph: What?
Norton: You mind if I smoke?
Ralph: I don't care if you burn.
The Honeymooners - Classic 39 Episodes
The Honeymooners - Classic 39 Episodes
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A collection of 39 full-length classic episodes.
I Brive a Dus - A Dus I Brive

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Which is Your Favorite Honeymooners Episode
Honeymooners Episode List
I just loved it when Alice tells Ralph that she liked his horn better with a sock in it so I've chosen "Young Man with a Horn".
Every Mooner fan has his or her own favorite of the original 39 episodes. Which is yours?
The Honeymooners
wikipedia article
The Honeymooners debuted as a half-hour series on October 1, 1955. Although initially a ratings success-it was the #2 show in the United States-it faced stiff competition from the popular Perry Como Show. The show eventually dropped to #19, and production ended after 39 episodes (now referred to as the "Classic 39"). The final episode of The Honeymooners aired on September 22, 1956. Despite its relatively brief run, The Honeymooners is considered one of the premier examples of American television comedy. It has been referenced in numerous homages and parodies, and has inspired successful television comedies such as The Flintstones and The King of Queens.Continue Reading
Ralph: What I say goes.
Alice: Than you better say "Alice" because I'm going.
What's Your Favorite Honeymooners Line?
Add and/or vote for your favorite famous line from the classic tv show.
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Baby You're the Greatest!
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A mere bag of shells
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Hummina Hummina Hummina
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I liked it better with a sock in it.
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To the moon Alice
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Ralph, how could you!
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Bang! Zoom!
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Har Har Hardee Har Har
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I've got a BIG mouth!
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Pins and Needles, Needles and Pins
A happy man is a man that grins.0 points
The Honeymooners TV Poster Print
Get the Whole Story...
Alice: Ralph, if Trixie doesn't start getting some sleep, she'll waste away.
Ralph: Trixie wasting away? What about me wasting away?
Alice: You couldn't waste away in nine years.
Ralph: How would you like to waste away on the moon?
Which Character was the Greatest?
Baby, You're the greatest!
According to Ralph, Alice was the greatest and he told her this time and again at the end of the show. Who do you think was really the greatest character on the Honeymooners?
The Honeymooners Collectibles on eBay
Hummina Hummina Hummina

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Ralph: One of these days, one of these days... POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
Would You Watch It?
Sound off about the Honeymooners Here
If the Honeymooners was a new television program instead of over 50 years old, do you think it would still be successful?
Would you watch it? Would Ralph be considered a spousal abuser?
If the Honeymooners just came out today, would it be the huge success that it is?

Yes, funny is funny.
beniceable says:
always the great one!
SongDog says:
The Honeymooners is a classic~it never goes out of style!
KimGiancaterino says:
I think so. The show has stood the test of time. It was one of the best character driven comedies ever, and is still funny 50 years later.
rms says:
This program was made before I was born and I didn't even start watching it until I was a teenager, during the height of the woman's lib movement, and I still see the humor in it. I say funny is funny.
No way, it's time has past.
The Honeymooners Online
- The Honeymooners (1955) - Episode list
- The Honeymooners on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more...
- The Honeymooners - TV.com
- The Honeymooners TV Show, TV.com is your reference guide to The Honeymooners Show. Episode guide, photos, videos, cast and crew information, forums, reviews and more.
- The Honeymooners(1955) - Memorable quotes
- The Honeymooners on IMDb: Movies, TV, Celebs, and more...
- Jackie Gleason
- wikipedia article - Jackie Gleason aka Ralph Kramden
- JackieGleason.com - The Official Home of "The Great One" Jackie Gleason
- Jackie Gleason is one of the most legendary figures in the history of American entertainment. Join the Gleason family for a walk down memory lane at our official site, JackieGleason.com!
- Art Carney
- wikipedia article - Art Carney aka Ed Norton
- Audrey Meadows
- wikipedia article - Audrey Meadows aka Alice Kramden
- Welcome to the official Web site of Audrey Meadows!
- Official website of Audrey Meadows
- Joyce Randolph
- wikipedia article - Joyce Randolph aka Trixie Norton
The Honeymooners Decorative Collectibles
[the golf lesson]
Norton: First, you address the ball... hello, ball.

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SongDog
Jul 27, 2009 @ 1:13 am | delete
- Baby, you're lens is the greatest!
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westgatex1
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- "My friend Harvey is even bigger than me."
Ralph. "I've got a friend Shirley that's bigger than you".
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Ralph. "I'll remember that Norton!"
Ed. "I know you will, an elephant never forgets!
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"Open up!"
Ralph. "I can't right now, my wife's taking a bath in the sink."
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haha theres so many, awesome lens!
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KimGiancaterino Oct 3, 2008 @ 1:27 pm | delete
- Nice memories here... The Honeymooners is such a funny show. I'll lensroll this to my Flintstones lyrics lens.
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Billco Jul 31, 2008 @ 8:22 pm | delete
- Nice Honeymooners lens. I just created a Honeymooners lens, focusing on the autographs.
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kab
Jul 8, 2008 @ 8:21 pm | delete
- I used to like The Honeymooners, but then I watched the biography of Jackie Gleason and that tainted it for me. I have since stopped watching biographies because whenever I do, I no longer like that person and it ruins everything they were in for me. I prefer to know noting about actors now.
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