The Best Damn Thing By Avril Lavigne

Hello world, my name is Johnny 5 Allen.



Dude, I like being with FRIENDS & doing fun things, I like sports (playing them not watching them). I'm quite rebel & hyper. I have a silver iPod nano (which is never out of my sight) :D I want to buy a 16 0r 32 GB iPod Touch. My favorite color is blue. I'm addicted 2 Gatorade & Vitamin Water <3. Video games (favorite ones Halo). I <3 Wednesdays bc I have fun on Wednesday nights but the entire rest of the week I'm bored, Friends are the most important thing in my life, when I'm not with friends I'm bored out of my friggin mind. I'm interested in SkateBoarding, SnowBoarding, Bowling, Texting and Swimming ( I <3 swimming pools & swimming pool water). Being with Friends so I guess, SOCIALIZIN' WITH FRIENDS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Socializin' YAY! 4 socializing) :D :D :D
SOOO
Activities:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 DODGEBALL <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!, <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 AIRSOFTING <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!! (iWant 2 buy myself an airsoft gun :D), ULTIMATE FRISBEE <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!, SOCCER, BasketBall, P-i-g, H-o-r-s-e, KickBall, Ice Blocking, Capture the Flag (Outdoor Campout Game), BaseBall, VolleyBall, Snowball Fights, YM Campouts, Storm the Castle, Blind Horse, Hide and Go Seek, Sardines, Apples to Apples (My Favorite Card Game ever), Being with friends & other sports/games/fun stuffz that are similer & anything thing else that friends do & also Exercising & Weight Lifting so that i can get more muscle & be buff looking. I like to laugh at people when they fall down and make fun of people for fun :P
Interests:
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 FRIENDS <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!!!!!! <3 WOOT WOOT <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!
Things I want to Buy:
iPod Touch, Airsoft Gun & a Cellphone :D
FAVORITE MUSIC:
Favorite songs:
HEADSTRONG BY TRAPT IS MY FAVORITE SONG EVER!!! <3
Poker Face By Lady Gaga
Undead By Hollywood Undead
Dead in Ditches By Hollywood Undead
No. 5 By Hollywood Undead
Faint By Linkin Park
What I've Done By Linkin Park
Given Up By Linkin Park
Don't Stay By Linkin Park
Lolli Lolli By Three 6 Mafia
Ruin By Lamb Of God
Empty Walls By Serj Tankian
Tears Don't Fall By Bullet for My Valentine
Girlfriend By Avril Lavigne
Riot By Three Days Grace
Sugar By System of a Down
Without Me By Eminem
Business By Eminem
Honey This Mirror isn't Bigger Enough For The Two Of Us By My Chemical Romance
Vampires Will Never Hurt You By My Chemical Romance
Voices By Disturbed
Deceiver By Didturbed
Inside the Fire By Disturbed
Meaning of Life by Disturbed
Fear By Disturbed
Pulse of the Maggots By Slipknot
Psycho Social By Slipknot
Before I Forget By Slipknot
Favorite Bands:
LINKIN PARK (Best Band Ever) HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD (The other Best Band Ever), BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE (And The other Best Band Ever) :D, Disturbed, Eminem (my favorite rapper), Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Lamb of God, Three Days Grace, System of a Down, Serj Tankian, Lady GaGa, Korn, AFI, Akon, The All-American Rejects, Apocalyptica, Avenged Sevenfold, Avril Lavigne, Blue October, Bowling For Soup, Breaking Benjamin, BrokeNCYDE, Cake, Carolina Liar, Chevelle, Children of Bodom, Crossfade, The Darkness, Dead Season, Deftones, Dragonforce, Dropkick Murphy's, Drowning Pool, Evanescence, Finger Eleven, Flo Rida, Godsmack, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Hinder, Jimmy Eat World, Katy Perry, The Killers, Killswitch Engage, Ludo, Matchbox Twenty, MC Lars, Mudvayne, Nickelback, The Offspring, P!nk, Papa Roach, Paramore, Puddle of Mudd, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Rise Against, Rock Kills Kid, Saliva, Saving Abel, Scars on Broadway, Sean Paul, Seether, Shinedown, Smashing Pumpkins, Staind, Theory of a Deadman, Three 6 Mafia, Trapt, The Used, Weezer, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars, 311, 3oh!3, All that Remains, Fall Out Boy, Saosin, As I Lay Dying, Impending Doom, Foo Fighters, Butthole Surfers, The Ting Tings, Beck, Metallica, Children of Bodom, Sevendust, Moby, Nine Inch Nails, Framing Hanley, Kevin Rudolf, Blink-182, Flyleaf, Lifehouse, Bon Jovi, Oasis, Stone Temple Pilots, David Bowie, Mika, The Veronicas, Hellyeah, Anberlin, Poison, Gorillaz, Silver Chair, Blind Melon, Coldplay, Modest Mouse, MGMT, In Flames, The White Stripes, Bush, Audioslave, Weird Al, Nirvana, Creed, Alice in Chains, Muse, The Airborne Toxic Event, Barenaked Ladies, Stone Sour, Manchestor Orchestra, The Ataris, Sick Puppies, Arch Enemy, Pearl Jam, Shiny Toy Guns, Atreyu, InnerPartySystem, Kardinal Offishall, BuckCherry, The Plain White T's, Queens of the Stone Age, Flobots, Everclean, 10 Years, Boys like Girls, Silversun Pickups, Rehab, Sparks to the Rescue, Toadies, Tool, The Fray, The Click Five, Quiet Drive, Soulja Boy, Reliant K, Faith No More, T-Pain, Simple Plan, Amy Lee, Sum 41, Depheche Mode, Trivium, Crooked X, Def Leppard, Panic at the Disco, Rihanna, Hot Hot Heat, Will Smith, M.I.A., Alien Ant Farm, Kings of Leon, Ok Go, Him, Dashboard Confessionals, Meat Loaf, The X-Ecutioners, Cypress, Hill, Cage the Elephant, Blur, One Day As A Lion, Hot Leg, The-Dream, Gillette, Angels and Airwaves, Limp Bizkit, Bret Michaels, Wolfmother, Daughtry, The Raconteurs, Cobra Starship, The Spill Canvas, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Kristina Debarge, Everclear, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Yellowcard, Maroon 5, L7, Fountains of Wayne, Busted, Hole, Yeah YeahYeahs, Christina Aguilera, Taking back Sunday, Guns n Roses, Incubus, Underoath, The Almost, Marty Casey and the Lovehammers, The Bravery, Janes Addiction, Collective Soul, Senses Fail, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Shop Boyz, Bow Wow, Secondhand Serenade, Chamillionaire, Cinderella, Against Me, Colby O' Donis, Jim Jones, Chingy, Chris Brown, Dr, Dre, Jack White, The Beastie Boys, Lil Wayne, Motley Crue, Kid Rock, Enrique Iglesis, Alice Cooper, Journey, Jet, Marilyn Manson and anything else thats good. I listen to the good music (anything on 94.3 WCYY) not that fake stuff that I hate like country and classical that pretends to be music but isn't really its there to trick ppl into thinking its music when its really not....
Favorite Movies:
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK, PITCH BLACK, QUANTUM OF SOLACE, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, xXx, James Bonds, Goldeneye, Casino Royale, Die Another Day, Dr. No, ThunderBall, Goldfinger, Diamonds Are Forever, A View to a Kill, Tommorrow Never Dies, Never Say Never Again, The Mummy, The Dark Knight, Ghost Rider, Star Trek, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, Indianda Jones And the Last Crusade, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Star Wars 1: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars 2: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars 3: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars 4: A New Hope, Star Wars 5: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars 6: Return of the Jedi, The Pink Panther, The Pink Panther 2, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest, Pirates of the Caribbean: At Worlds End, The Rock, Oceans Eleven, Oceans Twelve, Oceans Thirteen, Rush Hour 2, Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austn Powers in Golden Member, Underdog, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Transformers, Get Smart, Bruce Almighty, The Fast and the Furious, National Treasure, National Treasure: Book of Secrets, The Emperors New Groove, Shrek, Evan Almighty, The Mask, Saw, The Mask of Zorro, The Legend of Zorro, Lara Croft - Tomb Raider, Lara Croft - Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, The Blues Brothers, Harry Potter, Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (the only good musical ever made), Clue, A Knights Tale, Fun With Dick and Jane, Labyrinth, Disturbia, I Am legend, Spider-Man, The Scorpion King, The Mummy Returns, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, Night At the Museum, Charlies Angels, Charlies Angels: Full Throttle, Batman Begins, Dumb and Dumber, George of the Jungle, X-Men, Elf, Kill Bill, Fantastic 4, Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer, The Goonies, Nacho Libre, Conspiracy Theory, Finding Nemo, TMNT, Alvin and the Chipmunks, The Three Amigos, The 10th Kingdom, Be Kind Rewind, Herbie Fully Loaded, Anaconda, Edward Scissorhands, The Incredibles, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Tin Man, The Princess Bride, Journey to the Center of the Earth, Beetlejuice, Ratatouille, Deck the Halls, Looney Toons: Back in Action, Zathura, The Simpson Movie, CatWoman, The Flintstones, The Terminator, The Terminator 2: Judgement Day, Sleepy Hollow, Batman (1989), Batman Returns, Batman Forever, Batman and Robin, Liar Liar, Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Back to the Future, Scooby-Doo, RV, Robots, Ice Age, Open Season, Secret Window, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, The Corpse Bride, Wall-E, The Bee Movie and anything else thats good

I WANT TO SEE THESE MOVIES:
Yes Man, Babylon A.D., From Russia with Love, You Only Live Twice, On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Live and Let Die, The Man with the Golden Gun, The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker, For Your Eyes Only, Octopussy, The Living Daylights, Licence to Kill and The World Is Not Enough, Madagascar, Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, Iron Man, Tropic Thunder, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, The Happening, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 3, Over the Hedge, Public Enemies, The Scorpion King 2: Rise of A Warrior, Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, Terminator Salvation
Favorite Actors:
Vin Diesel, Johnny Depp, The Rock, Daniel Craig, Sean Connery, Heath Ledger, Piece Brosnan, Shia LaBeouf, Ben Stiller, Mike Myers, Jim Carry, Nicolas Cage, Will Smith, David Duchovny, Matt Damon, Josh Hutcherson, Steve Martin, Harrison Ford, Tony Shalhoub, Hayden Christensen, Brendan Fraser, Arnold Schwarzenegger

Favorite Actresses:
Alexa Davalos, Helena Bonham Carter, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Claire Deschanel, Elizabeth Natalie "Bitty" Schram, Gillian Anderson, Halle Berry, Rachel Weisz, Keira Knightley, Natalie Portman

Favorite TV Shows:
Monk, The Simpsons, The X-Files, Family Guy, Chowder, Mutant X, Profiler, Fosters Home For Imaginary Friends
Favorite Books:
BORING!!!! I never read books :p
Favorite Quotations:
Good Luck Finding Best Friends...Ive Already Got the Good Ones!

I Run With Scissors (It Makes Me Feel Dangerous).

Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, But only you can feel it. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

Are You Listening?
No. Not Really...Why?

Life is too short to wake up with regrets. Love the people who treat you right. Forget about the ones who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it.

True Friends Are Hard To Find Harder To Leave and Impossible To Forget.

You'll kill us... with a soup cup?
-Slam Guard
Tea actually.
-Richard B. Riddick
Whats that?
-Slam Guard
I'll kill you with my teacup.
-Richard B. Riddick
Death by tea cup
-Kyra
[Kyra pulls cup out of dead guards chest]
Damn. Why didnt I think of that?
-Kyra
-THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK

What's that?
-Nemo
I know what that is. Sandy Plankton saw one. He called it... uh... he said it was called a "butt".
-Tad
Thats a pretty big butt.
-Pearl
[swims out a little]
Oh look at me. Im gonna touch the butt.
-Sheldon
Oh yeah? Let's see you get closer.
-Sheldon
Okay. Beat that.
-Pearl
Come on Nemo. How far can you go?
-Tad
[Nemo has gone to the boat, lifts his fin and touches the boat]
He touched the butt.
-Tad [Whisper]
He touched the butt.
-Sheldon [gasp]
-FINDING NEMO

Hows it look?
-Johns
Looks clear.
-Riddick
[Johns steps forward, and a creature flies out towards them. They duck and it flies into the night]
You said it was clear!
-Johns
I said it LOOKED clear.
-Riddick
Well how does it look now?
-Johns
Looks clear.
-Riddick
-PITCH BLACK

Dominique Derval:
"Vargas behind you"
James Bond:
"Really"
Dominique Derval:
"He must of followed us"
[Bond shoots Vargas with a spear gun]
James Bond:
"I think he got the point"
-Thunderball

"It's a butt flap"
-George of the Jungle

I Love Sports <3

If your bedroom walls could talk, what would they most likely say?
F***, this room is bright.

Tell Me I Can't and I'll Show You I Can.

Did you just grab my butt?

I'm not random, I'm just%u2026OMG A FISH!!!

True friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget

Soccer Rocks

I kissed a vampire and I liked it%u2026hope my werewolf-friend don't mind it

If theres holy water don't that mean theres holy ice cubes?

I was told to share, so here's a fart

Hey, hey, you, you, I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way, I think you need a new one
Hey, hey, you, you, I could be your girlfriend
Hey, hey, you, you, I know that you like me
No way, no way, you know it's not a secret
Hey, hey, you, you, I want to be your girlfriend
-Avril Lavigne

If sarcasm was a job I'd be rich

That's one bleep of a bleeping dead alien if I ever bleeping saw one
-The X-Files

When life gives you lemons throw them at stupid people

Why so serious?

Sorry you cant be like me, they ran out of awesome

OMG! OMG! OMG!%u2026wait%u2026I forgot

Old enough to know better too young to care

If my musics too loud your too old

I freaking love coloring

I swim because when it floods swimmers will rule the world

You%u2026cake or death

I like your face

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

I love that you make me laugh so hard that I pee my pants

I put the P in swimming Pool

Bring it%u2026foo

Come to the dark side%u2026we have cookies

omg%u2026a banana

Whoah, that was like%u2026a jedi moment

My spork thinks he's Batman

OMG! Is that Charlie Scene?
-Hollywood Undead

I pee in pools

Look at all the stars....wait a minute, OMG! where the heck is my ceiling?

"Youre not afraid of the dark are you'
-The Chronicles of Riddick

The names Bond, James Bond
-All 007 Movies

Favorite food/drinks:
PIZZA, TACO's, Lasagna, Subway Sandwich, Clams, Veggie Burgers, Fish Sticks, Cheese Sticks, Fish Sandwich, Dairy Queen's cherry dipped vanilla cones, gatorade, vitamin water, jones soda, kool-aid, lemonade, spicy nacho doritos, nacho doritos, ranch doritos, funyuns, cheetos, vanilla with sprinkles ice cream, cotton candy ice cream, bubble gum ice cream, cookie dough ice cream, Sour Patch Kids, starburst, skittles, swedish fish, sour skittles, Cheese Sandwich
Favorite videogames:
Halo, Splinter Cell, Assassains Creed, Gears of War, The Legend of Zelda, Call of Duty, Ninja Gaiden

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