The Thong Wedgie
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Thong or Wedgie? Same Thing To Me!
The Thong, that tiny piece of material that is supposed to be underwear that is supposed to be covering your you know. Well to me there is not enough material to cover anything! Have you heard of a "wedgie"???? Do feel like you have a wedgie or is it your thong?
Are ya' feelin' me here????!!!
Are ya' feelin' me here????!!!
My First and Last Thong
Some friends and I decided that we would go have a liquid lunch and then figured we'd go do Victoria's Secret, who can resists Victoria's Secret? So here we are three 50 something slightly intoxicated women checking out the latest lingerie having a great time and making quite a scene. We found the thongs, so many, so little, so cute, so many that it was hard to decide which little thong to buy so in my twenty something mindset of "hey, I'm a cool mom, I'm sexy and yeah my hubby would just love it", I bought 3. Can I tell you I wore one, only once!!!
When I got home I put my precious purchases away and when I was in a more sober frame of mind, I decided to wear on my new sexy thongs out to dinner with my hubby. As I'm holding them up, I'm shaking my head and saying OK I can do this, wedgie here I come.
Dinner was wonderful, great food. My butt on the other hand was not a happy camper, the most uncomfortable evening of my life! Thank God I didn't get the one with the rhinestones on it!!! The feeling of a constant wedgie was definitely not for me.
When I got home I put my precious purchases away and when I was in a more sober frame of mind, I decided to wear on my new sexy thongs out to dinner with my hubby. As I'm holding them up, I'm shaking my head and saying OK I can do this, wedgie here I come.
Dinner was wonderful, great food. My butt on the other hand was not a happy camper, the most uncomfortable evening of my life! Thank God I didn't get the one with the rhinestones on it!!! The feeling of a constant wedgie was definitely not for me.
Underwear
Under Your Clothes
Do you remember when your parents didn't like your music or clothes? I do and I know that the "new" fashions and music of our children are not always what we approve of. It's a cycle, my parents, us and our children as parents will feel it too. But for me there is a fine line about etiquette.
I have two boys in their twenties and I work in retail and it shocks me to see the lack of etiquette in our society today, especially our friendly thong hanging out of pants. Aren't your underwear supposed to stay under your clothes?
Maybe I'm getting old or am old fashioned but I would like to think that I'm not that old or old fashioned to think that showing your underwear is not what it was meant for.
I have two boys in their twenties and I work in retail and it shocks me to see the lack of etiquette in our society today, especially our friendly thong hanging out of pants. Aren't your underwear supposed to stay under your clothes?
Maybe I'm getting old or am old fashioned but I would like to think that I'm not that old or old fashioned to think that showing your underwear is not what it was meant for.
Can You Tell If Someone Is Wearing A Thong?
YES, You Can!!!
Just wanted to set the record straight for those girls who don't know because there are soooooo many that wear black thongs with the straps at their waist with the little black triangle showing through those bright white pants. Yep, she's wearing a thong.
Even a white thong under white pants shows through...By the way, a black or bright red bra under a white shirt produces the same effect.
There is even a website about white pants and black underwear, I guess I'm not the only one....Why I Hate White Pants
Don't get me wrong here, I'm not against colored underwear but the outerwear should cover the underwear.

Black Under White And A Wedgie
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A Smooth Derriere
Isn't that what it's supposed to be?
Remember the days of searching for underwear that fit just right, no lines showing through your pants, that were beige colored, or white so the color didn't show? I'm not talking "granny panties", I'm talking about little sexy bikini type underwear. What ever type that suits your fancy, but no one could see what you were wearing under your clothes. Panties that made your derriere look smooth not looking like you had a wedgie.
If you wear a thong, how do you know if you have a wedgie with your pants? You may not know, but everyone else does!!!!
What happened to a smooth derriere not showing your crack!!!! There are lots and lots of ladies showing their cracks these days.
Again, maybe I'm more old fashioned than I thought. Hmmmm
If you wear a thong, how do you know if you have a wedgie with your pants? You may not know, but everyone else does!!!!
What happened to a smooth derriere not showing your crack!!!! There are lots and lots of ladies showing their cracks these days.
Again, maybe I'm more old fashioned than I thought. Hmmmm
How To Avoid A Thong Wedgie
When it comes to a thong, less fabric means less chance of getting wedgies, right? Well, the jury is out--but there are some practical steps you can take to avoid thong wedgies while enjoying the comfort and freedom afforded by thong style underwear.
Read on to learn more at ehow.
Read on to learn more at ehow.
Wedgie Free Panties
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COUNTRYLUTHIER
Jan 7, 2012 @ 10:47 am | delete
- Hee hee heeeeeee! Under is supposed to stay under, and just say no to wedgies.
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JohnRayner
Dec 30, 2011 @ 5:58 pm | delete
- I am a with or without girl, it's a thong or nothing depending how i feel.
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OldStones
Nov 4, 2011 @ 8:19 am | delete
- What a hoot. I have always wondered if thong underwear could be comfortable? I had a lot of fun reading your take on the subject.
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Swisstoons
Jul 13, 2011 @ 11:28 pm | delete
- Who could resist a lens with a title like this? :) Or a video like that?
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RubyRavn May 15, 2011 @ 10:19 am | delete
- Those aren't wedgies those guys have - their a**es are hungry! As for wearing a thong - sorry butt-floss undies "ain't fer me"! The 2 times I tried wearing a thong I ended up with "rug burn" down the crack. Not good. Never mind trying to "politely" pull that crap out of your butt because its pinching and pulling hairs. Very ugly situation.
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