Top Ten - Men to Avoid - Humor

"17% of Americans admit they've nearly caused an automobile accident while picking their nose behind the wheel. Twice as many men pick their noses while driving than women do."
~ Survey by Response Insurance

Source: The Crazy Stuff We Do While Driving

Many will admit they are such:

I'm sorry, men are just big babies who want to be pampered and coddled throughout life. I know - I'm one of them. And I'm not too proud to admit it. When The Wife does those little extra things to make my life more comfortable, I like it. Yes, I'm a man baby.
~ Rick Ryckeley

Source: TheCitizen.com - Men are just babies

In Nevada you cannot vote if you are wearing a chicken-suit. Apparently this is a huge issue because there are groups of chicken-suit wearers across Nevada that are now furious because they will be banned from polling stations.

"Oh, there's a lot of us," said Johnson. "Think about it, how many people do you see daily in chicken suits. It's really an inordinate amount, isn't it?"
~ Tim Johnson (Part of the Chicken-Suit Wearing Community)

Source: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles

The first case of Jesus Complex has struck the Earth. There is now clear evidence of this horrible disease.

Symptoms include sexism, inferiority complex, whining, devout-ness, being 'too serious' and being a grumpy old fart.

On the other-hand does it show proud-ness, devotion and utter compliance to one's faith?

Devoted to 'christian life' or 'religiously deluded'?

~ Jesus Complex Facebook Group

Source: Jesus Complex Facebook Group

"Only 16 percent of women say they have never been groped. I find that deeply disturbing. Who ARE these men?"
~ Gene Weingarten

Source: The Washington Post