We hate Annie

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A Disappointing Remake of an Original Classic

Let me be perfectly clear, this is the Annie re-made in 1999 with Alicia Morton and Kathy Bates, not the original Annie with Aileen Quinn and Carol Burnett (which was great). This watered down, poorly put together Annie is a sad display of Disney trying to take out the difficult and unfair parts of life for a new generation of children apparently not able to deal with reality.

Also, I am talking FILM adaptations of Annie, not live performances, which I don't think we can really compare.

My Review: Why I hate Annie? 

Because it is lacking!!!

Annie

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This movie lacks so much! It lacks the meanness, desperation, and alcoholism of Miss Hannigan. It lacks a sense of the harsh times. It lacks red hair and curls! It lacks an entertaining Rooster. It lacks a purpose for having Lily St. Regis there. It lacks a group of orphans that you care about. It lacks an ending that makes sense. It lacks Pun Jab!

What is the purpose of remaking a period drama? The original film was made in the eighties and took place thirties. Why would a film made in the nineties and taking place in the thirties be any better? It is not like there are special effects to be improved upon.

Why??????

Go ahead, disagree. I dare you. 

Is Annie (1999) horrible?

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Yeah, It was TERRIBLE.

ShannenChan says:

I agree, the new version really sucks. What disappointed me most was the singing; it just wasn't up to par. The original was wonderful and it feels like someone sucked the life out of this one.

MindGuru says:

The Burnett version was so much better, with real bite and joy. This latest version was bland.

sethgodin says:

Horrible, certainly. Just about all Annie-related media is horrible. The question on the table is if it's the worst ever. To do that takes real talent.

You're crazy, it's not that bad.

Bill Sloan says:

I Disagree I thought Alicia mortom Was A WAY better Actress and singer then Aileen Quinn

lizzy says:

you are stupid and ugly it was SPECTACULAR.iloveit i was going to be annie but then colby and alija got it. i hate dem freaks

lizzy says:

your stupid the new one is awsome.also im mrs hannigin at ces annie jr play. so shut up cause its a great and better
new one.

Lex says:

Heck no! The remake was much more well put together than the original. Sure, Miss Hannigan isn't drunk, but it's DISNEY!!!! And this movie is truer to the original stage-play. Disney tried to break some rules to make it more entertaining, which it did just great!

 

Who sucked the most life out of this film? 

(or who just sucked the most?)

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Annie quotes you love to hate. 

This is just my point...who can remember any quotes from this movie? I can hear a hundred of quotes from the original, in my head, with the exact tone in their voice as they spoke them....but this film...I've got nothing. - If you can remember one, please add it.

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Hard Knock Life 

Annie 1999

Sure, they get the words and choreography right, but that's not enough. There needs to be real emotion, and the characters need to be memorable. The orphans don't seem to have personalities apart from each other except for about two of them.

Hard knock life (Annie) (Alicia Morton)

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Hark Knock Life - 1982 

Annie - It's A Hard Knock Life (1982)

Scene taken from the 1982 movie Annie starring Carol Bernette as the matron of the orphange. Lyrics: [ORPHANS] It's the hard-knock life for us! It's the hard-knock life for us! [ANNIE] 'Steada treated, [ORPHANS] We get tricked! [ANNIE] 'Steada kisses, [ORPHANS] We get kicked! [ALL] It's the hard-knock life! Got no folks to speak of, so, It's the hard-knock row we how! [ANNIE] Cotton blankets, [ORPHANS] 'Steada of wool! [ANNIE] Empty Bellies [ORPHANS] 'Steada of full! [ALL] It's the hard-knock life! [ANNIE] Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n? [KATE AND TESSIE] Don't it seem like there's never any light! [DUFFY AND JULY] Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in? [MOLLY AND PEPPER] It's easier than puttin' up a fight. [ANNIE] No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy! No one cares if you grow...of if you shrink! No one dries when your eyes get wet an' weepy! [ALL] From all the cryin' you would think this place's a sink! Ohhhh!!!!!!! Empty belly life! Rotten smelly life! Full of sorrow life! No tomorrow life! [MOLLY] Santa Claus we never see [ANNIE] Santa Claus, what's that? Who's he? [ALL] No one cares for you a smidge When you're in an orphanage! [MOLLY] (Making a whistling sound and imitating Miss. Hannigan) You'll stay up till this dump shines like the top of the Chrysler Building. [ORPHANS] Yank the whiskers from her chin Jab her with a safety Pin Make her drink a mickey finn I love you, Miss Hannigan [MOLLY] (whistle) Get to work! (whistle) Strip them beds! (whistle) I said get to work! [ALL] It's the hard-knock life for us It's the hard-knock life for us No one cares for you a smidge When your in an orphanage It's the hard-knock life It's the hard-knock life It's the hard-knock life!

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Showdown! 

Did Disney take too much of what made the original film adaptation of Annie so good out of this film?

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Yes, too much good is gone.

No, this movie is great and it didn't need what was removed.

Desiree says:

Well i thought it was quite entertaining,Alicia could hit the high notes perfectly and of course since its a disney film what more could you expect?Movies have a budget and maybe some scenes couldn't make the cut but it was still good.

 

About Annie 

Annie is a 1999 made-for-television musical-comedy film from The Wonderful World of Disney based on the 1977 stage musical Annie and its 1982 film adaptation, which themselves were based on the 1924 Little Orphan Annie comic strip by Harold Gray. The film was released on DVD on May 30, 2000. This version earned two Emmy Awards and a 1999 George Foster Peabody Award.

You're Never Fully Dressed 

Danelle Wilson as Duffy is the only orphan who is actually entertaining. Disney, if you really wanted to make a movie more multi-cultural, you should have faced it head on and cast Danelle as Annie.

Annie- Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

PLEASE READ: YES THE GIRL WITH THE GLASSES IS MIRANDA FROM LIZZY MCGUIRE. PLEASE STOP POSTING COMMENTS CONCERNING THAT. from the 1999 movie of Annie, You're Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile

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Recent blog posts about Annie 

Orphan Urban Annie

Case In Point....Easy Street 

Just watch Easy Street performed in each movie. You'll surely see an immediate difference in the quality of the films. They just don't seem to care in the remake.

Easy Street

Kristin Chenoweth as the wonderful Lily St Regis *I was named after the hotel* ^_^ I just had to put it up!!

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Annie (1982) - Easy Street

Composed by Charles Strouse Lyrics by Martin Charnin Performed by Bernadette Peters, Carol Burnett & Tim Curry http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083564/soundtrack

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You want to see something good? 

Watch the original!

Annie (Special Anniversary Edition)

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Kids in the eighties could deal with the harsh realities of life, why can kids now? Why do we present to them life with an orange backdrop assuming that they can't handle a graffiti wall?

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