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The web is a great place for inventing new ways to make "comedy", interactively and multimedialike producing your fun stuff and distribute it world wide! As a comedy writer, you're no longer only an author, you're your own creative director, producer and manager too. You can work with words, with sounds and vision, with all the wonderful tools you can get on the internet... So, go for it! Now!

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A Day in the Life of a Guy Married to a Witch 

The Life and Times of this Guy could be a True Example for all of us!

After more than 25 years of marriage with the same Witch - her name is Little Wicca - this Guy (yeah, that's his name) still wakes up every morning feeling jolly and jovial and full of good humor. He always says "Hi!" to his favorite pet, who usually listens to the name "Silly Willy".

Always Say Hi To A Colleague When You Wake Up In The Morning!

Working Class Heroes 

Just Relax!

Britney Shakespears Quotes 

Nothing to hide!

Various Online Comedy Stuff 

Funny Horror Teambuilding Game
Harry Hurror's "ArteFarce" Project!
YouTube Stand Up Comedy
What if Little Red Riding Hood grew up and is wearing a bikini now?
Hunting Ghosts and Unicorns
Mass Unicorn Hunt on the Gettysburg Battlefield with the Renowned Psychic Mystee! (And maybe you can chase some ghosts too!)
The Dead Guy Interviews
This guy, Michael Stusser (alive and kicking) really rocks! Ever wanted to ask Van Gogh about the whole ear episode or Beethoven for his take on "American Idol"? How about Napoleon about his complex, or if Frida might consider a brow wax? Here's your chance! In The Dead Guy Interviews (Oct. 2007, Penguin Group USA), modern-day journalist Michael Stusser chats with the most famous personalities of all-time, asking them probing and illuminating questions about their lives, accomplishments, and what's on their iPods.
Nostradamus predicts your future here!
"I have been known to have some psychic ability," this guy says. "I answer questions about the future. I also give wonderful advice. I do not claim to be the original Nostradamus but i do feel some of his spirit lives within me. Do you have a question? Try Me! Ask me a question about the future and I will answer it. E-Mail me and I will get back to you as soon as I see it."
The Empty Channel
A tall story about the Chesterfield Canal.
Cartoon Time!
With Working Class Heroes Motivational Quotes, Britney Shakespears Quotes, Hard Boiled Harry's and some Silly Willy's too.
All About Being a Hilton in Paris - Associated Content
Being a Hilton in Paris is not that simple. People are thinking you are just another dumb blonde, but you are not Britney Spears or something like that.

Silly Willy Is Eating His Heart Out!

Surprise! 

A Small but Annoyant Inconvenience...
... will disappear easily!
Depressing News...
... about Britney Shakespears!
Devastating Breaking News...
... about Paris Hilton & Gary Glitter!
He Did Spend a Lot of Time in the Kitchen...
... but he didn't like cooking!
Immense Pressures...
A Motivational Quote.
Comfortable Distance
A Teambuilding Quote.
The Only Job Where You Get Fired Every Day?
A Quiz Question!

This is Hard Boiled Harry 

He has some great tips and advices for you!

Hard Boiled Harry & Silly Willy 

Hard Boiled Harry's Really Cool Lifestyle Ideas
Hard Boiled Harry is out of jail now, and he would like to make a decent living by sharing his ideas on a wide range of topics with you. Today's issue: Lifestyle.
Hard Boiled Harry's Pub Noir
"If you have a problem, I can solve it! Want to end a small but annoying complaint? Want to increase your income, this month? Want to make some real pro contacts that can be very useful, some day? Just contact Hard Boiled Harry."
How To Put Your Money In Safety
Hard Boiled Harry's Action "S.O.S. = Save Our Savings"
We Are Not Robbing Our Way To The Bank Anymore
Introducing his partners in crime: Silly Willy and Big Dick... They all worked out a way to Save Our Savings!
You Don't Want To Commit An Imperfect Murder, Do You?
Here are Three Not So Perfect Murders you don't wanna commit... So, don't be Silly, ask Willy to get a dirty job done!
Silly Willy's Insurance Fraud Business Plan
Here is Silly Willy again with really good professional advice if you are considering an Insurance Fraud Business. And remember... Don't ask what Silly Willy can do for you, ask what you can do for Silly Willy!
Hard Boiled Harry's Great Fine Arts Quiz
Silly Willy found, perfectly by accident, some great pieces of fine art in an abandoned house. To a sinner like him, they all looked like saints. But who are these guys and dolls? And what are they worth? Silly Willy and Hard Boiled Harry don't have any idea of the century they were made in, or the country. Maybe they were all made in China!... Or in Taiwan!

Working Class Heroes 

Have Some Fun!

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Weird & OffBeat, Satirical Humor & Trivia, Funny Riddles and Quizzes

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Here Are Riddle Answers: 

RIDDLE#1: THE KING, THE ABBOT & THE JOKER

This is what the Joker replied: "Sire, the see is just one stone's throw deep. And if you want to measure the distance from here to the sun, I only need one dog's tail really... if he's long enough. And, last but not least, what do you think right now? Well, you're thinking that it's the abbot who speaks to you, but you are wrong: it's the Joker!"

Now, when the King had thought about these answers, he was quite satisfied. "That was a really good joke, Joker!" he said.

And they both laughed heartily.

RIDDLE#2: THE LAST OF THE LOST KNIGHTS

The name of thIS LAND... it's an island, and on an island you always go in the direction of the coast!

Great Quiz Stuff on Amazon 

Your Ultimate Personality Quiz: 500 Fun and Fascinating Questions-All About You! (Do You Know?)

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Working Class Hero Cartoons 

Fake Teambuilding and Motivational Quotes and Cartoons
About Having Fun and Relaxing At Work While Not Surfing To Sex Sites!

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The Inconvenience of Being Britney - Associated Content
Being famous is not that simple... People are thinking you're just a dumb blonde, but you are not... Are you? (And you are not a Hilton in Paris either!)

Google Blog Comedy Search 

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