WELCOME TO BRASH BABES, DEVILISH DAMES AND WICKED WENCHES
Frankly my dear, Cinderella, Snow White and Goody-Two-Shoes don't stand a fat chance around these feisty felines or femme fatales for that matter!
TANTALIZINGLY TRITE TABLE OF CONTENTS
- THIS MONTH'S WICKED WENCH: A JEST-IN-TIME JEZEBEL
- WISE WORDS FROM A WICKED WENCH
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN 13 WITCHES IN A HOT-TUB ISN'T A SELF-CLEANING COVEN? (Image Credit: hilariagalleries@flickr.com)
- WICKED WENCH HOLIDAY WISH LIST
- A SIZZLING HOT HOLIDAY DELIGHT FROM A DEVILISH DAME!
- HERE'S ONE BRASH BABE WHO CAN REALY BELT IT OUT!
- Celebrate the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world -- Art by Anne Taintor
- HAIL TO THE GODDESS OF GRRRL POWER!
- FEISTY FELINES ADORE GRRL POWER GIFTS!
- THIS VIXEN IS A VAMP!
- When she was good, she was very, very good but,...when she was bad she was even better!
- BAD GIRLS OF THE BIBLE
- BAD GIRLS OF THE BIBLE BOOKSHELF
- A woman of substance with a colorful past of course!
- GOODY-TWO-SHOES MOVE OVER!
- A TITILLATING TREASURY OF BAD GIRL'S GUIDES
- SASSY SMARTMOUTH SUSIE SAYS ...KISS MY TIARA! (Courtesy of sandymichelle@flickr.com)
- THE SASSY SMARTHMOUTH COMEDY COLLECTION
- Beware: There's plenty of bite in those bubbles!
- A BODACIOUSLY BRAZEN BLURT:
- BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR BRASH BABES
- MY HUSBAND AND I DIVORCED OVER RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES. HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD AND I DIDN'T! (Image Credit: Octavine Illustration)
- GRRL POWER GUESTBOOK
THIS MONTH'S WICKED WENCH: A JEST-IN-TIME JEZEBEL
WISE WORDS FROM A WICKED WENCH
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...he still wrong!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 13 WITCHES IN A HOT-TUB ISN'T A SELF-CLEANING COVEN? (Image Credit: hilariagalleries@flickr.com)
WICKED WENCH HOLIDAY WISH LIST
1. Ten lords a-leaping to my command.2. A night out on the town with "Good King Wencelas".
3. A jolly man in a red suit who's willing to ring my chimes any time.
4. A silent night without "The Little Drummer Boy" banging on his bongos for pity's sake!
5. Jack Frost nipping at my door if it's not too much to ask.
6. Santa Baby to slip a sable under the tree for me.
7. Just a honking great yacht and no striped socks!
8. A marvellous bit of mistletoe along with a mortgage-free condo in the Cayman Islands with all the trimmings naturally.
9. A bright yellow, ultra fast, gas-guzzling, Lamborghini Gallardo to putz around town.
10. A diamond ring plus oodles of other bling to flash at whomever I please.
A SIZZLING HOT HOLIDAY DELIGHT FROM A DEVILISH DAME!
HERE'S ONE BRASH BABE WHO CAN REALY BELT IT OUT!
Her wonderful one-liners leave no doubt in anyone's mind, what she's thinking!
-- "If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where to return Mondays."
-- "My soul's had enough chicken soup. I want some chocolate."
-- "If men are from Mars,I say we need to find the bozo who supplied them with spaceships."
-- "I get my summer glow from a bottle. It says 'Zinfandel'."
-- "Shhhh...that's the sound of nobody caring what you think."
-- "Life is too short to dance with ugly men."
-- "Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of need."
-- "If a man's home is his castle HE can learn to clean it."
-- "Actually you can have a healthy sex life well into your later years. Assuming you can stand the sight of people your age naked."
Celebrate the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world -- Art by Anne Taintor
HAIL TO THE GODDESS OF GRRRL POWER!
Frankly, when these ladies are good, they tell it like it is, in the manner of that marvellous madame of mirth, the late Mae West. And when they're bad, watch out!
Anne's images of well-mannered women with less-than-well-mannered sassy slogans lend a saucy twist to the vintage artwork pieced together from 1940s and 1950s magazine clippings.
She's definitely the mistress of mayhem with wicked words and images adorning the pages of jestful journals, devilishly-divine dinner napkins, post-menopausal postcards, funky fridge magnets, gourmet giggle greeting cards, not to mention mirthful mugs and handy-dandy flasks for any Christmas party because "between the eggnog and the mistletoe, she was certain she'd get lucky this year!!
Let's face it, what's not to like about a beautiful floral file folder entitled "Just file it under 'who cares'!"
Kick up your heels, and celebrate the pleasures of being bad in a good girl's world!
FEISTY FELINES ADORE GRRL POWER GIFTS!
Anne Taintor 2009 Wall Calendar
Your date with devilish destiny -- every month of the year!
Amazon Price: (as of 11/30/2009) 
Anne Taintor "Trapped" Mug 89548
Divas of domesticity know how to drown their sorrows!
Amazon Price: (as of 11/30/2009)
I Feel a Sin Coming On: 30 Postcards
Perfect for poisonous pen notes!
Amazon Price: $9.95 (as of 11/30/2009)
Anne Taintor 1285 3-3/8-Inch Square Magnet, Rat's Ass
Need we say more?
Amazon Price: $6.99 (as of 11/30/2009)
THIS VIXEN IS A VAMP!
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire." -- Angelina Jolie, American actress
When she was good, she was very, very good but,...when she was bad she was even better!
Studies show that wrinkles add depth and character -- which is why shall shallow and sassy sexegenarians have it made!
BAD GIRLS OF THE BIBLE
For those looking for loopholes in the liturgy, it might be helpful to focus one's attention on what the holy book has to say about catty conniving crones not to mention seriously flawed felines and the light-hearted lessons behind their fall from grace.Frankly goody-two-shoes deserves to be brought down a peg a three...and who better to do it than another mistress of mirth, Liz Curtis Higgs, who weaves a rather fine tale highlighting the lives of contemporary devilish dames and their curiously similar counterparts in the Bible.
However, a quick glance on Google also reveals that a reference to a boy band called "Bad Girls of the Bible" and several references to amusing artistic interpretations of "Bad Girls of the Bible" such as Jezebel, Delilah, Eve, and Salome.
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Insert Image: Courtesy of Excuse Me - Hilaria Galleries on flickr.com
BAD GIRLS OF THE BIBLE BOOKSHELF
Bad Girls of the Bible and What We Can Learn from Them
There's plenty of fun and food for thought with these bad girl stories about Rahab, Delilah, and Lot's wife.
Amazon Price: $11.19 (as of 11/29/2009)
Really Bad Girls of the Bible: More Lessons from Less-Than-Perfect Women
Find out what a seductive bathing beauty by the name of Bethsheba, Jezebel's nasty daughter, Athaliah, and Herod's wife, Herodius, have to say about life as a bad babe and what ladies can learn from them.
Amazon Price: $10.07 (as of 11/29/2009)
Slightly Bad Girls of the Bible: Flawed Women Loved by a Flawless God
A light-hearted look at Sarah (a control freak), Hagar (a bitter babe), Rebekah and Leah (conniving schemers), and Rachel (a jealous, joy-challenged female).
Amazon Price: $10.07 (as of 11/29/2009)
Unveiling Mary Magdalene: Discover the Truth About a Not-So-Bad Girl of the Bible
What's not to like about following the cautionary tale of a modern day madwoman and her links to a not-so-bad girl in the bible?
Amazon Price: (as of 11/29/2009)
A woman of substance with a colorful past of course!
GOODY-TWO-SHOES MOVE OVER!
The devilishly divine duo of Cameron Tuttle and Susannah Bettag have come up with wonderful ways for wicked wenches to celebrate their naughty niche in life.Look here Goody-Two-Shoes...it's time you move over and make way for the Bad Girls...you know those light-hearted lusty ladies and inspiring icons of irreverence.
They've got lots of amusing advice, titillating tricks and a healthy dose of Bad Girl wit and wisdom, which is why being "Bad" is so darn good.
So, whether it's time to discover when to prune your family tree, when to flirt, or when to get rid of a dirty shirt...these brash babes will deliver the giggle goods.
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." -- Elizabeth Taylor, British-born American actress
A TITILLATING TREASURY OF BAD GIRL'S GUIDES
The Bad Girl's 2009 Rage-a-Day Calendar: Rage Against the Good Girl-Machine--Every Single Day! (Daily Calendar)
What a bad girl needs to keep track of her devilish dates with destiny!
Amazon Price: (as of 11/30/2009)
The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road
When it comes to cheeky, cheesy humor and titillating tips for Bad Girls...this one does it!
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 11/30/2009)
The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want
If being a good girl gets you an ice-cream sundae, then being the bad girl is the one who grabs the cherry on top!
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 11/30/2009)
The Bad Girl's Guide to the Party Life
As this giggle shows, even tainted ladies know how to have a good time at a Vixen Mixen party!
Amazon Price: (as of 11/30/2009)
The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting Personal
Make way for those pucker-powered princesses of pith and vinegar!
Amazon Price: $13.45 (as of 11/30/2009)
SASSY SMARTMOUTH SUSIE SAYS ...KISS MY TIARA! (Courtesy of sandymichelle@flickr.com)
THE SASSY SMARTHMOUTH COMEDY COLLECTION
Kiss My Tiara: How to Rule the World as a SmartMouth Goddess
For anyone who wants to put the feisty back into being a feline!
Amazon Price: $9.32 (as of 11/29/2009)
Bitter is the New Black : Confessions of a Condescending, Egomaniacal, Self-Centered Smartass,Or, Why You Should Never Carry A Prada Bag to the Unemployment Office
A cheeky chic lit choice for any holiday or hen party host.
Amazon Price: $9.75 (as of 11/29/2009)
An Idiot Girl's Christmas: True Tales from the Top of the Naughty List
An irreverent look at a cockammie Christmas full of holiday humor that will help you down a turkey or put up with the turkey sitting next to you!
Amazon Price: $10.17 (as of 11/29/2009)
I Love Everybody (and Other Atrocious Lies): True Tales of a Loudmouth Girl
A great gift for a gal (along with a box of Extra-Absorbent Depends).
Amazon Price: $9.32 (as of 11/29/2009)
The 7 Lively Sins: How to Enjoy Your Life, Dammit
So ladies, what's wrong with being lustful, joyful, greedy, and happy among other things?
Amazon Price: (as of 11/29/2009)
Beware: There's plenty of bite in those bubbles!
A BODACIOUSLY BRAZEN BLURT:
"I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience." -- Shelley Winters (1920 - 2006), American actress, singer, producer
BATTY BOOKMARKS FOR BRASH BABES
MY HUSBAND AND I DIVORCED OVER RELIGIOUS DIFFERENCES. HE THOUGHT HE WAS GOD AND I DIDN'T! (Image Credit: Octavine Illustration)
GRRL POWER GUESTBOOK
Feel free to leave your feisty feline comments!
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- gorgeousie gorgeousie Feb 11, 2009 @ 7:10 am
- I love the wittiness. Thumbs up!
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- jacquelinestone jacquelinestone Dec 6, 2008 @ 9:15 am
- Outrageous!!
Once again, you deliver the goods with glorious humor.
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- RickBasset RickBasset Dec 4, 2008 @ 6:00 pm
- Thanks for another great lens for the "BOOKS ON SQUIDOO" group!
Peace! :~)
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