Save Your Money, Don't Watch This Movie
Ranked #20,659 in Entertainment, #250,739 overall
An Intro To Crapfest
Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident - Teaser Trailer
Storyline
The story, set not too far into the future, puts mankind at war with an alien race known as the Ma'har, whom man has never laid eyes on; apparently all of our fighting has been against cyborgs. A team of soldiers is sent to an ice planet called Mezzo, where they are to locate and destroy a facility that is believed to be run by the Ma'har, but turns out to be an underground cyborg facility.There are no big name actors in this movie, hundreds of bad sex jokes, terrible computer graphics, and a soundtrack that would have been out of place in a soft core porn film.
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Top Notch Soldiers???
It cannot be possible for a single person that worked on this movie to have ever been in any branch of military. You will spend great amounts of time wondering how these idiots managed to get out of basic training.
Examples
1. A lot of time is spent shooting at a ship with their automatic weapons when they have a rocket launcher.
2. When they can just snipe cyborgs, they decide that they need to have two of the four team members run out in the open to draw their attention.
3. Repeat of number two except they use a different weapon.
(Side Note: They use the exact same running in the open scene as well)
4. They stand in the open shooting when they could use cover. Doesn't really matter though because gun fights last three minutes and the cyborg is the one that falls.
Here's The Bad News
WIth two terrible Recon movies already out on store shelves, I have the unfortunate honor to inform you that there is a third movie on the way;Recon 2023: The Gauda Prime Conspiracy
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