Zelda Shagnasty - Pirate Wench
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WANTED: Petty Larceny and Unladlylike Behavior
Background: Zelda hails from a long line of Slavic pirates and horse thieves - surf and turf
Age: Refuses to disclose, but alot older than she'll admit
Location: "Where'ver me arse lands, but fer now it be New Orleans.
Family: Rumor has it that she has a daughter named Ruby, though Zelda insists that the girl was a foundling
Crews: New Orleans Krewe of Pirate Wenches
Piracy: Acquires valuable gems from other krewes and redistributes them through the great and good generosity of the Krewe of Wenches; Has been known to insist that new acquaintances buy the first round - the second round is on her. There's no evidence of a second round ever occurring; requisitioned the seahorse_keeping page on Squidoo.
Overheard: "It's a lie, I tell ya. I ain't ever charged for me affections a day in me life. I was being polite. It's rude to turn down tips, now in'it?"
A pirate wench is more than her costume
Aye. I dress up like a pirate wench and parade around the streets of New Orleans. Here, in NOLA, that is remarkably unremarkable.But, being a pirate wench is far more than costuming, In a nutshell, it's about attitude. It is about being unapologetically who you are. The dressing up part serves as a reminder of that and is just plain fun.
When I don my wench wear, I walk a little taller and laugh a little louder. I'm saucier, sassier and shamelessly flirtatious. In short, I'm more me.
The things I like best, though, are the smiles I get from others and interacting with friends and strangers alike in a way that is simultaneously artificial and more authentic than how we usually communicate with one another. While those intangibles may not pay the rent, they certainly feed my soul and that makes the effort worthwhile.
I'll continue to add to this page as my wenching adventures unfold so, do stop by to see what I've been up to and please sign the guest book - better yet, sign the guest book or I'll be 'avin' yer gizzard fer dinner.
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Feelin' a bit parched?
Let 'em think yer drinkin' coffee

Now you can get yer very own rum cup cleverly disguised as a pirate wench coffee mug to let everyone know that yer only enjoyin' coffee. Of course, what ya put in it, is yer business, now ain't it?
Watch for other wenchy things coming to a Zazzle Store near you.
More Links
- Zelda Shagnasty
- This link redirects to Zelda's Myspace page.
- New Orleans Krewe of Pirate Wenches
- Here's the homepage for New Orleans Wenches
- Wanted Posters
- Get your own wanted poster with this online generator
- Post like a Pirate
- You can Twitter like a pirate with this handy word generator
Some of Me Other Lenses
'ave a look at some of me other writin'
Zelda's Tweets
'ello love. I likes it when ya makes me twitter.

- ZeldaShagnasty
- aka Zelda Shagnasty
- 22 followers
- 18 following
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- Public Service Message #Saints - #WhoDat education http://www.squidoo.com/whodat
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- Cool Stuff It's Time for King Cake: It's Carnival Season and with the parades, parties...http://bit.ly/ctN2h5 RT @CoolCollector
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Parlay, mate.
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Ruthi
Mar 4, 2012 @ 12:32 pm | delete
- Sweet 'n' sassy! What fun you must have as a pirate wench!
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LauraFincannon
Mar 4, 2012 @ 12:34 pm | delete
- Indeed I do - my daughter does, too. She goes by Ruby Red Shagnasty. I'm trying to convince her to do a lens.
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CruiseReady Sep 4, 2011 @ 7:56 am | delete
- Let the good times roll! (Not sure I could get the french spelling right!) NOLA is certainly one free spirited place... hope you continue to enjoy!
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LauraFincannon
Sep 11, 2011 @ 8:04 am | delete
- Laissez les bons temps rouler
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fireblazzer
Aug 30, 2011 @ 7:37 pm | delete
- interesting page
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