Zelda Shagnasty - Pirate Wench

1 - I can do better 2 - Jury's out 3 - Pretty darn good 4 - Splendiferous 5 - Awesometastic by 13 people | Log in to rate

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WANTED: Petty Larceny and Unladlylike Behavior

Background: Zelda hails from a long line of Slavic pirates and horse thieves - surf and turf

Age: Refuses to disclose, but alot older than she'll admit

Location: "Where'ver me arse lands, but fer now it be New Orleans."

Family: Rumor has it that she has a daughter named Ruby, though Zelda insists that the girl was a foundling

Crews: Pirates Next Door Headquarters, New Orleans Krewe of Pirate Wenches

Piracy: Acquires valuable gems from other krewes and redistributes them through the great and good generosity of the Krewe of Wenches; Has been known to insist that new acquaintances buy the first round - the second round is on her. There's no evidence of a second round ever occurring; requisitioned the seahorse_keeping page on Squidoo.

Overheard: "It's a lie, I tell ya. I ain't ever charged for me affections a day in me life. I was being polite. It's rude to turn down tips, now in'it?"

A pirate wench is more than her costume 

Aye. I dress up like a pirate wench and parade around the streets of New Orleans. Here, in NOLA, that is remarkably unremarkable.

But, being a pirate wench is far more than costuming, In a nutshell, it's about attitude. It is about being unapologetically who you are. The dressing up part serves as a reminder of that and is just plain fun.

When I don my wench wear, I walk a little taller and laugh a little louder. I'm saucier, sassier and shamelessly flirtatious. In short, I'm more me.

The things I like best, though, are the smiles I get from others and interacting with friends and strangers alike in a way that is simultaneously artificial and more authentic than how we usually communicate with one another. While those intangibles may not pay the rent, they certainly feed my soul and that makes the effort worthwhile.

I'll continue to add to this page as my wenching adventures unfold so, do stop by to see what I've been up to and please sign the guest book - better yet, sign the guest book or I'll be 'avin' yer gizzard fer dinner.

For the Literate Pirate 

The Pirate Primer: Mastering the Language of Swashbucklers & Rogues

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More Links 

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Zelda Shagnasty
This link redirects to Zelda's Myspace page.
New Orleans Krewe of Pirate Wenches
Here's the homepage for New Orleans Wenches
Wanted Posters
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Post like a Pirate
You can Twitter like a pirate with this handy word generator

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by LauraFincannon

A marketing muse by day and an uber-rich, pirate wench supermodel by night. See me in this year's mensa centerfold calendar. Actually, that's not true... (more)

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