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From the lens A Man Walks into a Bar.

  • pawpaw911 Apr 28, 2012 @ 8:23 pm | delete
    Nice collection. Heard a few of them. Still funny though.

    Nothing wrong with walking into a bar, as long as you can still walk out.
  • karmicchristian Apr 1, 2012 @ 2:34 pm | delete
    You should be barred for telling these jokes! Now then, I am forgetting... Is it bared! :)
    Whatever! Cheers! And... do you want me to say that three times... eh!?
  • JaguarJulie Mar 27, 2012 @ 6:57 pm | delete
    Groan ... A Neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer, the barman says "no charge" lol
  • Mujjen Dec 28, 2011 @ 2:50 pm | delete
    I'm very bad at telling jokes, will have to copy a few here and memorize them!
  • rhonney May 5, 2011 @ 12:03 pm | delete
    hahhaa....thanks!!...funny one..
  • rasudesign Nov 21, 2010 @ 12:24 pm | delete
    Very funny lens! I love cheesy jokes although I do struggle with remembering them. My favorite was the second one because I know many people would have to think about it for a minute :) Blessed by an angel and added to my angel lens :)
  • AmericanDreamer Aug 12, 2010 @ 3:14 pm | delete
    Very funny lens. I love these bar jokes :)

    By the way, do I get anything for figuring out the riddle one? (You never provide an answer but I know what it is)

    The man has the hiccups and so asks for a glass of water. The bartender realizes this and points a gun at the man to scare him, thus getting rid of the hiccups for him.
  • rasudesign Nov 21, 2010 @ 12:24 pm | delete
    Oh thanks for posting it! I had no idea what the answer might be! Makes sense lol
  • Ramkitten Sep 16, 2009 @ 11:30 am | delete
    My favorite is the very first one. I love the really short ones ... AND they're easier to remember. Thanks for the giggles, not to mention the material. I know so few jokes. At least, before I stopped by here. (And thank you, by the way, for stopping by my A.T. lens this morning. Re: the CSS, there are some really helpful lenses--not made by me--that I've used to spruce up my own a bit.)
  • thesuccess Mar 18, 2009 @ 6:33 am | in reply to poddys | delete
    Thanks Poddys I had great fun developing it! And thanks for creating your group!
  • poddys Mar 18, 2009 @ 6:13 am | delete
    I am pleased to welcome this lens into the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. Great job.
  • poddys Mar 17, 2009 @ 9:31 pm | delete
    Lots of laughs, I used to love Tommy Cooper, who used many of those MWIAB jokes. I would like to invite you to add this lens to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo http://www.squidoo.com/groups/laugh_away - it's headed towards being the best humor group on Squidoo. Only the best humor lenses get an invitation.
  • SherryHolderHunt Dec 5, 2008 @ 1:34 pm | delete
    LOL, Loved it! 5*s
  • SPARAR Dec 5, 2008 @ 7:00 am | delete
    Brilliant Lens !!!!! love the jokes!!! had me in tears of laughter
    thank you
  • thesuccess Dec 5, 2008 @ 5:57 am | delete
    I've never had so much fun creating a lens!
  • Santa-Claus Dec 5, 2008 @ 5:56 am | delete
    Ho! Ho! Ho! I love a good chuckle......

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