This Dog Can Rule The World (...well, he thinks he can anyway!)
Dogbert is the smartest dog you will ever meet. He even knows how to wear "tall pants" so he can run for president. He is an awesome business consultant. And, he is possibly the best friend Dilbert will ever have. I love him because he generally says the things I am thinking. Keep reading to see if you agree.
Three Reasons To Love Dogbert
- He has just the cutest "wag" ever.
- He has incredible business savvy.
- He might actually succeed in taking over the world, so I want to be on his side.
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Dogbert At A Glance
Dogbert is Dilbert's anthropomorphic pet dog from the Dilbert comic strip. He is a megalomaniac; one of his dreams is to conquer the world and enslave all humans, and he has achieved this status several times through methods such as hypnosis and masquerading. However, he often quickly relinquishes his post due to boredom, someone foiling his chance, his conviction that people do not deserve to have him as leader due to the ongoing peace that results, or his desire to go nap on a soft pillow.(...from Wikipedia)
DogBert's Origins:
The above strip shows Dogbert and Dilbert meeting for the first time. You can see all of the original Dogbert strips at Dogbert's Origins at Dilbert.com.
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The Other Animals In Dogbert's World:
...from www.dilbert.com
DILBERT: Dilbert is Dogbert's human. He loves technology for the sake of technology. In fact, Dilbert loves technology more than people. He's got the social skills of a mousepad and he'd rather surf the Internet than Waikiki (which, considering the physique he developed after years of sitting in front of a PC screen, is a blessing).
BOB THE DINOSAUR: One day Dilbert determined that it was impossible for all dinosaurs to be extinct. Lo and behold, Bob the Dinosaur appeared from behind the couch. Bob is dumb, cheerful and follows Dogbert's commands without question. Dinosaurs may no longer rule the Earth but Bob is the king of the wedgies.
RATBERT Ratbert is a simpleminded optimist. He wants nothing more than to be loved, but he's doomed to ratdom which, despite his cheerfulness, makes him an unlikely candidate for affection. His resiliency enables him to continually be the butt of everyone's jokes.
CATBERT Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn't care if you live or die. As Human Resources Director at Dilbert's company, he teases employees before downsizing them.
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Wag Your Tail & Leave A Note...
Thanks for visiting my Dogbert page, I hope you found something here to make you smile. Leave me a note with your thoughts, opinions, or questions...or just say hello.
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- mosaic mosaic Aug 18, 2008 @ 7:57 pm
- He's so awesome. Have you seen the tv show? He's hilarious. Dogbert and the garbage man are my favorite.
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- JohannTheDog JohannTheDog May 28, 2008 @ 5:54 pm
- Dogbert knows what he wants and gets it! I like that about him...He rocks! Woofs, Johann
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- BFuniv.com BFuniv.com May 5, 2008 @ 9:04 am
- I escaped corp life having chosen not to play cubical gopher. Dilbert does represent those so imprisoned. That made the prison video much more poignant. Thanks
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- badmsm badmsm Mar 24, 2008 @ 12:01 pm
- We are huge Dilbert fans!
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- rms rms Oct 13, 2007 @ 9:29 am
- Too cute. My sister named her dog Dogbert! 5 big ones!
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- fefe fefe Oct 6, 2007 @ 12:38 pm
- Dogbert is sooooooooooooo cool!
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- awelldressedbullet awelldressedbullet Oct 2, 2007 @ 4:54 pm
- Awwww, he's so cute, and so is your lens! - Kathy
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