Who Is Dogbert?

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This Dog Can Rule The World (...well, he thinks he can anyway!)

Dogbert is the smartest dog you will ever meet.  He even knows how to wear "tall pants" so he can run for president.  He is an awesome business consultant.  And, he is possibly the best friend Dilbert will ever have.  I love him because he generally says the things I am thinking.  Keep reading to see if you agree.

Three Reasons To Love Dogbert 

  1. He has just the cutest "wag" ever.
  2. He has incredible business savvy.
  3. He might actually succeed in taking over the world, so I want to be on his side.

Dogbert At A Glance 

Dogbert is Dilbert's anthropomorphic pet dog from the Dilbert comic strip. He is a megalomaniac; one of his dreams is to conquer the world and enslave all humans, and he has achieved this status several times through methods such as hypnosis and masquerading. However, he often quickly relinquishes his post due to boredom, someone foiling his chance, his conviction that people do not deserve to have him as leader due to the ongoing peace that results, or his desire to go nap on a soft pillow.

(...from Wikipedia)

DogBert's Origins: 



The above strip shows Dogbert and Dilbert meeting for the first time. You can see all of the original Dogbert strips at Dogbert's Origins at Dilbert.com.

The Meaning Of The World Wide Web 

...according to Dogbert.

The Meaning of The WWW

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Dogbert Found On Flickr 

Dogbert by MousseFromSacto

Dogbert Office Award by jbeaudry

Dogbert by hapa boy

Dogbert pre-lighting by amy(k)

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Dogbert Collectible Art 

Dilbert Cel ,B48-1,

Dilbert Cel ,B48-1, "Dogbert" with Coffee and Business Journal

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This is a 12 1/2" x 10 1/2" original Dilbert Production Art Cel on a color laser background. It depicts Dogbert seated on a stack of books at a glass table reading a business journal with the boardroom as the background.

The Other Animals In Dogbert's World: 

...from www.dilbert.com

  • DILBERT: Dilbert is Dogbert's human. He loves technology for the sake of technology. In fact, Dilbert loves technology more than people. He's got the social skills of a mousepad and he'd rather surf the Internet than Waikiki (which, considering the physique he developed after years of sitting in front of a PC screen, is a blessing).

  • BOB THE DINOSAUR: One day Dilbert determined that it was impossible for all dinosaurs to be extinct. Lo and behold, Bob the Dinosaur appeared from behind the couch. Bob is dumb, cheerful and follows Dogbert's commands without question. Dinosaurs may no longer rule the Earth but Bob is the king of the wedgies.

  • RATBERT Ratbert is a simpleminded optimist. He wants nothing more than to be loved, but he's doomed to ratdom which, despite his cheerfulness, makes him an unlikely candidate for affection. His resiliency enables him to continually be the butt of everyone's jokes.

  • CATBERT Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn't care if you live or die. As Human Resources Director at Dilbert's company, he teases employees before downsizing them.

Dogbert On Video 

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Own A Dogbert 

Dilbert Characters - Dilbert, Catbert and Dogbert

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Dogbert In The News -- 

Okay, maybe it's not real news -- but you can see new Dilbert strips by clicking a link below.

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Dogbert On Video 

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Dogbert's Guest Book 

Wag Your Tail & Leave A Note...

Thanks for visiting my Dogbert page, I hope you found something here to make you smile. Leave me a note with your thoughts, opinions, or questions...or just say hello.

BFuniv.com

I escaped corp life having chosen not to play cubical gopher. Dilbert does represent those so imprisoned. That made the prison video much more poignant. Thanks

Posted May 05, 2008
badmsm

We are huge Dilbert fans!

Posted March 24, 2008
rms

Too cute. My sister named her dog Dogbert! 5 big ones!

Posted October 13, 2007
fefe

Dogbert is sooooooooooooo cool!

Posted October 06, 2007
awelldressedbullet

Awwww, he's so cute, and so is your lens! - Kathy

Posted October 02, 2007

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