The Chanukah Song Lyrics
Words and Music by: Adam Sandler
The Chanukah Song
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
So much funukah
To celebrate Chanukah
Chanukah is the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from Sha Na Na and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew
You don't need "Deck The Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
'Cause you can spin a dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock - both Jewish
Put on your yarmulke
It's time for Chanukah
The owner of the Seattle SuperSonicahs
Celebrates Chanukah
O.J. Simpson, not a Jew
But guess who is? Hall of famer Rod Carew - he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Ford is a quarter Jewish - not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
Well he's not, but guess who is
All three Stooges
So many Jews are in showbiz
Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is
Tell your friend Veronica
It's time to celebrate Chanukah
I hope I get a harmonica
Oh this lovely, lovely Chanukah
So drink your gin and tonicah
And smoke your marijuanikah
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Chanukah
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The "Chanukah Song" is a series of humorous songs written and performed by Adam Sandler. All variations center on the theme of Jewish children feeling alienated during the Christmas season, and Sandler's listing of Jewish celebrities (both real and fictional).
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Celebrities referenced in later versions of the song include Gwyneth Paltrow, Winona Ryder, Ralph Lauren, Calvin Klein, Lenny Kravitz, Dustin Hoffman, Natalie Portman, Courtney Love, Michael Landon, Ben Stiller, and Bob Dylan.
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Love this song, love this lens! Please join the new ALL HOLIDAY HUMOR group!
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This is a great funny lens, I love this song. I am pleased to welcome this lens to the "Laugh Away" group on Squidoo. 5*****, Favorited, and Lensrolled to my Humor lenses.
Posted March 16, 2009
poddys wrote...
This is a great lens and I would like to invite you to add it to the "Laugh Away" group http://www.squidoo.com/groups/laugh_away This is one of my favorite comedy songs, and I am a big Adam Sandler fan too.
Posted March 16, 2009
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