Say What? It's Against The Law! I mean, c'mon.. SERIOUSLY!

Clothes may not be hung to dry on Sunday.
It is illegal to flush the toilet after 10 PM.
A man may not relieve himself while standing up, after 10 PM
If you forget you car-keys inside the car and you leave the car open, you will be punished.

Bungee jumping is illegal.
The sale of gum is prohibited.
As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude.
Failure to flush a public toilet after use may result in very hefty fines.
If you are convicted of littering three times, you will have to clean the streets on Sundays with a bib on saying, "I am a litterer."
It is illegal to come within 50 meters of a pedestrian crossing marker on any street.

No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
Divorces are outlawed!
With the exception of carrots, most goods may not be sold on Sunday.
All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervised by the local clergy.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
A bed may not be hung out of a window. (And why not?)
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.

FACTS: A man who does not pay child support can be arrested immediately - but he can't REALLY be arrested because it is unconstitutional to deprive anyone of their freedom.

A license is required to purchase a television set. (Note here -> A license is required to have a television set repaired or sold also)

In the days of aparthed, all people of colour had to be indoors by 9 PM, at which time a siren was sounded. (Not technically correct, although there were curfews in certain regions)

Young people wearing bathing suits are prohibited from sitting less than 12 inches apart.

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring.
Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb.
It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
You must have a neck to knee swimsuit in order to swim at Brighton Beach.
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.

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