CHANGE YOUR AGING - START TO AGE LESS

In the last couple of years I've undergone all the maintenance, checkups and tests you're supposed to do when you have this much mileage. Gynecologist, Cardiologist (stress test), Internist, Ophthalmologist, Gastroenterologist (colonosocopy), Bone Density Test, Blood Work and Chiropractor (after my mare dumped me).

And I'm thrilled to report I have great bones, heart and lungs, "amazing" (according to my ophthalmologist) vision, nothing suspicious in my colon, high good cholesterol, low bad cholesterol and a very rapid healing rate. I'm not perfect though. My systolic BP is high but I discovered that tequila takes it right down. (That's not a recommendation.)

Again and again I heard that I just wasn't "normal". I was told I was 20 - 25 years younger than my chronological age and was capable of living to 100. Why was this the case and how did I get here?

I think I've found some answers and I'm going to share them with you.

You know that your skin is the biggest organ of your body don't you? Please pay close attention to what you feed it. Let's give it some love and nourishment in the form of pure natural protein... egg white.

Take a real egg from a happy hen. She lives like a chicken, eats like a chicken, clucks like a chicken, scratches (for what you probably don't want to know) like a chicken, maybe has a nice boyfriend and lays her egg in a real nest. Here's a closeup of my green-egg-laying Ladyhawke. Can you tell I love raising chickens? Home grown eggs are so much better than store-bought and the chickens are such fun!

We can learn a lot from hens. They are experts at publicity and advertising. Think about it. She lays one (1) egg and creates such a ruckus about it you can hardly wait to run see what all the commotion is about. And you're so impressed - she just laid an egg -amazing! What's really amazing is that she has so successfully gotten the attention of the powers than be that her little product is marketed and promoted and sold....hen eggs are BIG business!

Compare hen eggs to fish eggs in case you think publicity, advertising, promotion and marketing don't pay off! A fish lays thousands, even millions of eggs. A sunfish may lay 3000,000,000 eggs at a time! You never hear a peep (no pun) out of her. How many fish eggs did you buy last week?

Very important point to remember here is that the hen has a great product. ..so let's get back to it...

Crack the egg and separate the egg white into a small container. (I save the yolk for my Caesar dressing.) Let it sit for a few minutes to warm, then briefly whisk it and apply it to your clean face with your fingers and lie down and relax until it dries.

Warning! Do not answer the phone.... your caller will hang up and call 911 as soon as they hear you.

Warning! Do not answer the door. You will terrify whoever is there. Actually, this might prove useful; I leave it up to you.

Just continue to relax until it is completely dry, then rinse off gently with lukewarm water and pat dry. Your skin will be taut and glowing and grateful.