All kind of funny stuff

If you want something which can make you laugh out loud in few seconds,jokes are one of the first choice.About different subject,hilarious enough to refresh your mind and easy to remember,funny jokes can help you to create a humorous atmosphere in your family,at dinner,for example.Bellow are my favorite jokes:

There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board.He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous.Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around,rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane."
The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away.Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it.
"Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct,but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away."

A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph.He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says,
"It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior,I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says,
"My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago.I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

Millions people around the world are addicted by online games.They spend hours and hours in the front of the computer,playing and having fun.The hard part is what game to play,because there are so many options online.Well,if you want to try something new,play friv games for free and you will no regret.Because you will laugh out loud in less than five minutes,trying to advance to the next level and be the winner of the game.A good part is that you can play direct in your browser,without download and also you don't need to complete long registration forms.
For example Tetris is one of that puzzle friv games which no needs too many details.You know the game:complete lines one after other before the time running out.Is a cool game for all ages and your kids will love it,as well as they love Pockemon game or Kirby Mass Attack,an action game that is both alien and familiar. Above all, however, it's thoroughly delightful.Players start with just a single Kirby, but it doesn't take long to build a veritable swarm.
A cool strategy game is Bloons tower defense 4,where you will defend towers against balloons,which are the enemies.Of course,you will win only if you will destroy all enemies.
Angry birds is a popular game and kids love it.To play, you simply load up a chicken in your slingshot, pull back while setting your angle, and let go to start the destruction.Blue chickens split up in midair for a spread effect; heavy bomb chickens explode and send structures flying; and egg-laying hens let you deliver a yolky payload directly below. You always receive the chickens in a particular order, which diminishes some of the strategy.Angry Birds' game play is incredibly easy to understand,the graphics are pretty cool and also the color and sound.
If you like old friv games,like Mario,than Super Mario 3D Land is perfect.With new adventure of little man,as always, the core of the game is familiar and simple. Mario must navigate a series of stages crammed full of unique traps and environmental puzzles, before grabbing a flag pole at the end.Fire Mario is also back, and players are allowed to store up to one power-up on the touchscreen for use if they lose their currently equipped ability.
This is not all.You can find a lot of friv games,like adventure,puzzle,arcade,action and even games for girls.And the best part is that all these are safe for children,educational and funny,so they can learn and play online with their friends.Play friv games every day,laugh out loud,forget troubles and enjoy life!

Want more fun?Read these funny quotes and short sayings,share them with your friends or post in your profiles and you will laugh out loud!

The road to success is always under construction.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?

A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

It takes a long time to grow an old friend.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

The last thing I want to do is insult you. But it IS on the list.

Police Station toilet stolen: cops have nothing to go on.

If evolution is fact, why do mothers only have two hands?