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Millions of people worldwide know Chuck Norris as the star of more than twenty motion pictures, a martial arts expert, and the only man in the Western Hemisphere to hold an eighth degree Black Belt Grand Master in Tae Kwon Do.

Since its emergence from the bowels of the internet, the Chuck Norris Fact has roundhouse kicked its way into the world's consciousness with all the vim and verve of its namesake. Singing the praises of his unequaled toughness, his mighty kicking feet, his indestructible beard, his frightening virility, and his ability to stop time by thinking about pineapples.

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BrontëBlog: Napoleon, Van Gogh, Chuck Norris and the Brontës
If Jane Eyre fought Chuck Norris, she would first make him stand up straight, slap him, and walk away the winner. Jane Eyre would tell global warming to "stop this nonsense now." And it would. (Check more). Categories: Brontëana, Humour ...
FCPO - Everything Palm Oil: Reliving My Favourite Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. 2. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. 3. Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost 4. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, ...
Chuck Norris, Haley Joel Osment, AIDS, Keyboardcat | I Am Bored
Chuck Norris, Haley Joel Osment, AIDS, Keyboardcat. A classic combination with explosive video results. More proof that Chuck Norris is your god.
Chuck Norris: Bring on the Pain for IPhone | PC Mike - Tech News ...
The latest in personal technology news and reviews.

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The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human

Ian Spector, webmaster of the site which started the meme and survivor of a real-life encounter with Chuck himself, has selected the 400 most kick-ass facts from his library of thousands, as well as illustrations as awesome as the man himself.

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Against All Odds: My Story

What many don't know is that Chuck Norris is a sincere Christian-a man whose faith plays a role in everything he does. Against All Odds is the inspirational story of how Norris overcame abject poverty from childhood, the effects of his father's alcoholism and desertion of the family, and his own shyness and lack of strength and ability early in his life. Norris writes candidly about the past and gives God full credit for where he is today.

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The Secret Power Within

Chuck Norris, martial-arts movie hero and the star of television's Walker, Texas Ranger, offers his thoughts on martial-arts training and the Zen philosophy behind the kicks and punches. In his own life, Norris has found that applying Zen helped him succeed in both business and acting. The discipline and structure of martial-arts training, he argues, can provide one with focus, self-confidence, and determination. Norris peppers his discourse with illustrative anecdotes, such as the story of the wounded marine who--despite the loss of both legs--studied martial arts under a visionary master and learned to use his wheelchair as a weapon. Norris also champions Zen as a path to self-awareness whereby followers learn how to reward, motivate, and respect themselves.

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Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America

Martial arts master, actor, and political activist--there is no job Chuck Norris can't do. Now the original tough guy is at it again, stepping back into the role of bestselling author with his new book, Black Belt Patriotism. In Black Belt Patriotism Norris gives a no-holds-barred assessment of American culture, tackling everything from family values to national security. More than a cultural critique of what's wrong with our nation, Black Belt Patriotism provides real solutions for solving our problems, moving our country forward, and changing our nation's course for the better.

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Delta Force DVDs 

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The Delta Force

Political extremists have taken innocent people hostage and only super-soldiers Chuck Norris and Lee Marvin can rescue them in this "astounding mix of fact, fantasy and heavy-duty adventure" (Variety). Co-starring Maltin Balsam and Shelley Winters, The Delta Force is 130 nonstop minutes of explosive, wall-to-wall action! When a U.S. passenger plane is seized by vicious hijackers and taken to Beirut, the president calls in The Delta Forcea crack team of commandos led by ColonelNick Alexander (Marvin) and Major Scott McCoy (Norris). Against all odds, the men blast into the compound andtaking no prisonersrescue the hostages. But the mission is not yet over. A few remaining passengers are being "escorted" to Teheran, initiating a desperate race against time as Alexander and McCoy try to save themand avenge America's honorbefore it's too late.

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Delta Force 2 - Operation Stranglehold

Chuck Norris ("Walker, Texas Ranger") is in peak form in this explosive action/adventure that brings back one of his most unforgettable characters, Delta Force Colonel Scott McCoy, for a daring mission to destroy a deadly South American drug cartel. When notorious drug lord Ramon Cota (The Untouchables' Billy Drago) captures a team of American narcotics agents ? as well as a member of McCoy's elite Delta Force commando unit ? and imprisons them in his remote San Carlos compound, The Delta Force charges into action, waging war against Cota's powerful cocaine empire. Against all odds, McCoy and his squad must fight their way to a blistering final battle to free the hostages and destroy the ruthless criminal mastermind in this lightning-paced and "outrageously exciting" (Video Movie Guide) turbo-charged adventure!

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Walker Texas Ranger DVDS 

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Walker, Texas Ranger - The First Season

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Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete Second Season

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Walker, Texas Ranger - The Complete Sixth Season

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Walker, Texas Ranger - The Fourth Season

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Walker, Texas Ranger - The Third Season

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    shawner shawner Jun 16, 2009 @ 8:44 pm
    great lens, i have just started a chuck norris joke lens, feel free to stop by and let me know what you think. 5 stars
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    MasterWong MasterWong May 31, 2009 @ 12:15 pm
    Learn to fight like Chuck Norris and impress your girlfriend by beating the living snot out of guys who try to hit on her. Get in shape so you can walk around with your shirt off at places where it doesn't even make sense to do so.

    Get tough and then shave your head and get a bunch of tatoos and then get in the ring and beat up other guys on TV!!

    http://www.squidoo.com/chuckthetruck

    This is where you start!
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    amandascloset0 amandascloset0 Jan 3, 2009 @ 5:51 pm
    5 stars, the book 'against all odds' you have listed on this page is awsome. For any Chuck Norris fan who hasn't read it, its definitly worth reading.
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    A13xand3r A13xand3r Sep 21, 2008 @ 4:35 pm
    "Chuck Norris doesnt sleep. He waits." What, no Chuck Norris jokes? You might consider a link here: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ take care

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